Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Luke Gatti: Drunk Mac & Cheese Kid Expelled From UConn After Outburst Goes Viral!

Yesterday, video of a drunk idiot screaming about mac and cheese went mega viral, racking up more than 1.6 million views in its first 24 hours on YouTube.



We eventually learned that said intoxicated jackass was a 19-year-old UConn sophomore named Luke Gatti.


Today, Gatti is no longer a student, having reportedly been expelled from the university after being arrested and charged with breach of peace and criminal trespassing.



It’s kinda sad to see a teenager mess his life up with one act of drunken douchery…Or at least it would be, were it not for the fact that Gatti has a habit of throwing entitled a-hole tantrums.


Several media outlets are reporting today that Gatti was arrested twice in the same month while he was a student at the University of Massachusetts last year.


In one incident, he reportedly called the arresting officer a “f–king n–ger.”


Gatti left the school after his second arrest and somehow got accepted to UConn as a transfer student.


Now that his drunken reign of terror in Connecticut is at an end, we’re guessing he’ll be taking some time off from school – and hopefully from the sauce, as well.


For now, Gatti should probably just get a job – preferably someplace where he’s forced to serve food to unruly college students.

Cathriona White Suicide: Not Her First Attempt, Sources Say

Jim Carrey’s on-and-off again girlfriend Cathriona White, who took her own life late last month, reportedly attempted to do so once before.



Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Cathriona White tried ending her life back in 2012, following the death of her father that year.


A hateful message from her biological mother may have led to her suicide.



According to sources close to her, White’s friends told investigators that this came out of the blue, and may have taken the ultimate toll.


On Cathriona’s birthday, just days before her suicide, she got a message from her estranged biological mother who called her a “failure.”


White committed suicide on the third anniversary of her father’s death.


Her mother’s verbal attack, that sad anniversary and her breakup with Jim may have all formed a perfect storm in her fragile mind.


White, who was married to Mark Burton at the time of her demise, reportedly OD’d on prescription drugs prescribed to a Carrey alias.


R.I.P.


Joe Giudice: I Suck! Teresa Should Not Be in Jail!

Joe Giudice sat down this week with The Today Show and opened up about his family’s seriously effed up situation.


The reality star’s famous wife is in jail… he will go behind bars as soon as she gets out… and he may even get deported as a result of his upcoming prison sentence.



And Joe Giudice says it’s all his fault.



Speaking from his family’s lavish home, Joe says Teresa Giudice should not be sitting in jail at the moment, despite her guilty plea last spring to multiple counts of financial fraud.


“I was to blame. I took full responsibility for everything, but they still put her away,” Giudice told Today co-host Tamron Hall.


“I mean, I was supposed to go away, not her. And that was part of the plea. What I thought, anyway. I don’t know what happened in the courtroom that day.”


The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars were charged with bankruptcy and mail fraud last year.


As we type, Teresa is serving 15 months at Danbury Correctional Facility in Connecticut and is expected to return home around Christmas. She really misses sex.


How did he feel after a judge sentence Teresa to prison?


“I felt like somebody just snapped my neck that day,” he says. “I felt a pain and chill going down my spine. I couldn’t believe it.”


Once Teresa finishes her sentence, Joe will begin his sentence… of 41 months!



And while Joe didn’t respond to questions about the possibility of being deported, he did respond to inquiries over whether or not he’s cheated on Teresa.


“I don’t go on dates and none of that is true,” he says.


“Listen, anybody does anything for money. So, if they feel they can make a couple bucks [selling a story], they’re going to make it. They’re going to say whatever they want to say.”

Ronda Rousey: Justin Bieber is a Jerk!

We all know that Justin Bieber likes to pick fights with photographers, reporters and Orlando Bloom, but he may have bitten off way more than he can chew by pissing off UFC champ and reigning Biggest Badass on the Planet, Ronda Rousey.



Rousey spoke with Cosmo recently, and she told an all-too-familiar tale of Bieber douchery.



“Justin Bieber was actually really rude to my little sister at the Cannes Film Festival,” Rousey began.



“My little sister is really hard to impress. She didn’t really care about anyone at the Cannes Film Festival, but I wanted to spend some time with her.


“Justin Bieber was over there, taking some pictures with some ladies, and she suddenly got really excited. She was like, ‘Do you think he would wanna take a picture with me?


“I was like, ‘Sure, Julia. Don’t worry about it…I walked over there and he turned to me and he goes, ‘I’ve already taken a billion pictures today.’ And I said, ‘Yeah, but – she’s the only 16-year old girl at the whole party.


“I only got ‘yeah, but’ out, and he goes, ‘A billion!’ and he walks off and totally snubs my little sister. She looked at me, and she’s like  on the verge of tears and she goes, ‘I’m no longer a Belieber.


“Yeah, I don’t think I’d wanna hang out with him,” Rousey added. “I’m not a Belieber. I was, but I’m not anymore.”


Interestingly, Bieber is friends with Floyd Mayweather, who’s also but taken down a peg by Ronda in the past.


When Floyd boasted about his superior wealth (as he does constantly), Rousey reminded the world that he’s an illiterate woman-beater.


So far Ronda is dominating her bout against The Money Team!