Jayde Pierce: On Vacation with Justin Bieber!

The Internet is in a major tizzy today over photos of Justin Bieber naked that were snapped by The New York Daily News, as it clearly violated Bieber’s privacy in publishing pics of the singer in a private pool.

But the sight of Bieber’s penis is distracting most people from another pressing fact regarding Justin’s vacation in Bora Bora.

And that would be this: Who is Bieber on vacation with?!?

The artist is enjoying his time in the tropics with Jayde Pierce, a model who first starting hanging out with Bieber this spring.

She told The Mirror in August that her and Bieber were “just friends,” but she also added:

“People think Justin must be a brat and arrogant but he’s nothing like that. He’s a really tactile guy. He loves cuddles.”

Yeah. Most friends do not cuddle.

Pierce explains that Bieber first contacted her over Instagram, and that the two started text messaging each other after Justin asked for her number.

“Honestly, most of the time we spent chatting. Nothing more,” Pierce told The Mirror two months ago.

“He’d tell me, ‘You don’t need makeup. You look pretty naturally.’ And he loved my British accent. I definitely fancied him, too.”

So there you have it, people. Not many lines one needs to read between there.

You may be able to drool over Justin Bieber’s penis this afternoon. But Jayde Pierce has very likely done more than that with it.

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Brad Pitt: Threatening to Leave Angelina Jolie Because of Eating Disorder, Tabloid Claims

Last time we checked in on the Jolie-Pitts, a hilarious tabloid article claimed that Angelina was cheating with the nanny.

While we appreciated the story’s feminist slant (Women can bang the nanny, too!), we weren’t surprised when it turned out to be total BS.

Fortunately, the fact that no one actually believes the most salacious Brangelina stories hasn’t stopped gossip rags like Star magazine from churning them out on a weekly basis.

The latest nonsense? Apparently, Angelina’s eating disorder has gotten so bad that Brad is moving out…so that he can shack up with someone who still enjoys bacon?

“She’s always been thin, but it’s never been this bad before,” one “insider” tells the magazine. “She’s at an all-time low of 83 lbs.”

“He’s tried for months to help her, and Brad is at the end of his rope. He told her if she doesn’t check into rehab for her eating disorder, he’s leaving and taking the kids with him.”

Angie has appeared slightly thinner than usual in recent weeks, but she still looks healthy and she’s been busier than ever, so we sincerely doubt she’s starving herself.

And we really doubt that Brad would leave her over it if she were.

Look, we’ll make time for Brad and Angelina divorce rumors, but only when they’re rooted in something believable like nanny-banging. No nanny could resist either one of them.

Victor Cruz: Mistress Confirms NFL Star"s Serial Cheating

Yesterday, we reported that Victor Cruz’s fiancee sent a group text to his side-pieces, in which she passive-aggressively offered to “compare notes” on Cruz’s horizontal salsa-dancing skills.

Not surprisingly, both Cruz and his fiancee, Elaina Watley, have declined to comment on the matter publicly, but one of Victor’s (apparently many) mistresses spoke to Us Weekly and confirmed that Cruz has a reputation for penetrating more than just opposing defenses:

The unidentified side-piece – who says that she leaves in Texas, but exchanges flirty texts and explicit pics with Cruz – claims that she asked the Giants wide receiver about Elaina’s text after she saw an article about it online.

Surprisingly, Cruz didn’t make any excuses:

“I sent it to him and asked him what it was about and he said, ‘Exactly what it reads,"” the woman says.

She adds that she was surprised by his openness, as he’s usually in the habit of misleading his mistresses:

“He’d tell me him and his fiancee were broken up and just keeping up appearances. I never believed him.”

The woman says she now believes she dodged a bullet by never hooking up with Cruz:

“We started texting and Snapchatting after he direct-messaged me on Instagram about four months ago. He’d always ask me to send him ‘something sexy,"” she says.

“We never met…we were supposed to meet when he came to play here but because of his injury he didn’t travel with the Giants. I’m glad we never did.”

The news is rather shocking, as Cruz has a reputation for being a devoted family man. (He and Watley have a 3-year-old daughter together.)

We imagine when quarterback Eli Manning found out about the news, he responded with that same confused look that’s always on his face.

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: Dating?!

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s chemistry on The Voice has been palpable, but are the newly-divorced pair also connecting off the set?

One insider says it’s not just for (the NBC) show.

“They’re a real thing,” a source close to Shelton reveals, saying that the country singer, 39, has really warmed up to the pop star, 46.

While they’re enamored with each other on merits and have a blast at work, both stars can also compare notes on nasty breakups.

It was finalized before anyone heard about it, but the Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert divorce was clouded by crazy tension.

Stefani, meanwhile, has no prenup with Gavin Rossdale, and as a result, parting ways with the British rocker “has gotten nasty.”

Compounding the already difficult matter are Stefani’s three sons, Kingston, 9, Zuma, 6, and Apollo, born just 19 months ago.

What do you think? Do Gwen and Blake make a good couple, or should they keep things limited to their flirty Voice banter?

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