Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova: Check Out My "Ordinary Home Clothes"!

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is back and wants us to check out what she describes her “ordinary home clothes,” which are predictably ridiculous.

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The Ukranian model whose doll-like appearance, insane proportions and WTF-worthy quotes have made her an Internet fad, is currently in Thailand.

Despite the exotic location, she’s keep it laid back in her “ordinary home clothes,” or so she says … we would love/hate to see what’s not ordinary.

Sporting no pants and a top that barely contains her life-size, sex toy-looking assets, the “entertainer” shows some serious skin to say the least.

Human Barbie says she is inspired not by Barbie, but by “alien civilizations, fantasy characters, Amazon warriors, which look like real goddesses.”

Yup, that’s the kind of individual we’re dealing with here.

Lukyanova is enjoying some MUCH NEEDED downtime before releasing her first single and launching her new DJ career (seriously) later this fall.

What kind of tunes can we expect her to be bumpin’?

“The music will have special Vibrations. With certain cosmic sounds and special frequency, people will get a powerful psychic charge,” she says.

“For getting his true essence, healing and finding his calling, each set will be something definite, will have a special message and unique energy.”

“I’m creating a special music with Eugene Sender and my management Nadia and Elena help to give the correct direction. We are on the same wavelength.”

“And it’s important when you work with team.”

Noted, Human Barbie. Noted.

Scott Disick Shares Kourtney Kardashian Nude Photo

Scott Disick appears to be well aware of what he lost this summer.

A couple days after Kourtney Kardashian posed naked for a Vanity Fair shoot, her ex-boyfriend and perpetual baby daddy went ahead and made it clear how he still feels about the reality star.

“Now that’s 1 hot mama,” Disick captioned that birthday suit-based photo of Kourtney, sharing it with Instagram followers on his own account.

A little weird? Yes. A little flattering? Sure, we guess.

Perhaps Disick feels confident gushing over his ex, however, because he’s moved on in his romantic life.

The douchey star has been spotted out and also about with 18-year old model Lindsay Vrckovnik over the past couple weeks.

She claimed the two are merely friends, but we’ve heard that line plenty of times in the past.

“He’s very removed from [the family man] part of his life,” a source recently told Us Weekly of Disick. “He’s been going wild.”

Sort of like what Kourtney has been doing on Instagram in an attempt to rub her hot body in Scott’s face. To wit:

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Jayde Pierce: On Vacation with Justin Bieber!

The Internet is in a major tizzy today over photos of Justin Bieber naked that were snapped by The New York Daily News, as it clearly violated Bieber’s privacy in publishing pics of the singer in a private pool.

But the sight of Bieber’s penis is distracting most people from another pressing fact regarding Justin’s vacation in Bora Bora.

And that would be this: Who is Bieber on vacation with?!?

The artist is enjoying his time in the tropics with Jayde Pierce, a model who first starting hanging out with Bieber this spring.

She told The Mirror in August that her and Bieber were “just friends,” but she also added:

“People think Justin must be a brat and arrogant but he’s nothing like that. He’s a really tactile guy. He loves cuddles.”

Yeah. Most friends do not cuddle.

Pierce explains that Bieber first contacted her over Instagram, and that the two started text messaging each other after Justin asked for her number.

“Honestly, most of the time we spent chatting. Nothing more,” Pierce told The Mirror two months ago.

“He’d tell me, ‘You don’t need makeup. You look pretty naturally.’ And he loved my British accent. I definitely fancied him, too.”

So there you have it, people. Not many lines one needs to read between there.

You may be able to drool over Justin Bieber’s penis this afternoon. But Jayde Pierce has very likely done more than that with it.

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Brad Pitt: Threatening to Leave Angelina Jolie Because of Eating Disorder, Tabloid Claims

Last time we checked in on the Jolie-Pitts, a hilarious tabloid article claimed that Angelina was cheating with the nanny.

While we appreciated the story’s feminist slant (Women can bang the nanny, too!), we weren’t surprised when it turned out to be total BS.

Fortunately, the fact that no one actually believes the most salacious Brangelina stories hasn’t stopped gossip rags like Star magazine from churning them out on a weekly basis.

The latest nonsense? Apparently, Angelina’s eating disorder has gotten so bad that Brad is moving out…so that he can shack up with someone who still enjoys bacon?

“She’s always been thin, but it’s never been this bad before,” one “insider” tells the magazine. “She’s at an all-time low of 83 lbs.”

“He’s tried for months to help her, and Brad is at the end of his rope. He told her if she doesn’t check into rehab for her eating disorder, he’s leaving and taking the kids with him.”

Angie has appeared slightly thinner than usual in recent weeks, but she still looks healthy and she’s been busier than ever, so we sincerely doubt she’s starving herself.

And we really doubt that Brad would leave her over it if she were.

Look, we’ll make time for Brad and Angelina divorce rumors, but only when they’re rooted in something believable like nanny-banging. No nanny could resist either one of them.