Friday, October 9, 2015

Ben Affleck & Jon Hamm: Picking Up Chicks Together?

Back in June, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their divorce.


Last month, Jon Hamm broke up with Jennifer Westfeldt.


Obviously it’s a bummer, as both relationships endured for more than a decade (almost two, in Hamm’s case), and one of them yielded three children, but it’s time to get over the heartbreak and focus on what’s really important:



Ben Affleck and Jon Hamm are both single.



One of them is Batman and the other one has Jon Hamm’s penis, so basically Bruce Wayne and Don Draper are about to be schooled in the art of gettin’ it in.


“He and Jon Hamm go out looking for women together,” a source tells Star magazine. “They hit up Ye Rustic Inn in Los Feliz late at night. Ben lines up his drinks and then they ‘check out the talent.’”


Sadly, we have no way of knowing if this is true, but the details check out.


The insider says “Ben lines up his drinks,” and seems to imply that Hamm stays sober.


It makes sense, as Hamm recently completed rehab after struggling with alcohol addiction.


Affleck also had a drinking problem, and he sobered up for a while, but then he was presumably all like, “F-ck this, I’m Batman,” and proceeded to guzzle a bottle of Scotch older than the last woman he slept with.


Anyway, experts say that if you’re a woman in the Los Angeles area, experts say that there’s a 98% chance that you’ll have sex with Jon Hamm and/or Ben Affleck this weekend.


Frankly, we think that’s a conservative estimate.


Jenna Dewan Tatum: No Shirt, No Makeup!

It’s official: Channing Tatum has seen Jenna Dewan Tatum nude.



We know this not because the actor is married to the actress, although that was our first clue.



But instead because Dewan Tatum just shared a couple photos of herself topless on Instagram, telling followers that they were snapped by her famous husband.



“#tbt to chans insistence on a makeup free shoot in Cabo,” the beauty wrote as a caption to the first image above, which we did need to censor… but which you can see in all its sexy glory by simply clicking on it.


Of the second makeup-free picture (which doesn’t include a shirt, either), Dewan Tatum wrote:


“I pretty much live my entire life with hair in my face.”


Channing and Jenna met while filming the 2006 movie Step Up.


They appear to have one of the healthier relationships in Hollywood, while also being one of the more private couples in Hollywood.


It’s almost as if those two things are related, huh?


Meanwhile, here’s a look at many other celebrities who have gone all natural on Twitter and Instagram:


Blake Lively, Ed Westwick Gossip Girl Audition Tapes: Revealed!

The roles of Gossip Girl’s Serena van der Woodsen and Chuck Bass could’ve gone to other actors … but Blake Lively and Ed Westwick slayed their auditions.


Fans are obsessing over the newly resurfaced audition tapes from the series co-stars, and for good reason. Check out both of them trying out below!



In the clips, the then-virtual unknown actors act out two separate scenes from the pilot episode, which aired all the way back in September 2007.



In Lively’s scene as Serena, she tries to make amends with her bestie Blair (a role ultimately won Leighton Meester) over a drink at Chuck’s hotel.


Westwick’s Chuck audition features him trying to seduce Serena in both an American and his native British accent for the hedonistic playboy heir.


The series ultimately decided to make him a born-and-raised New Yorker, which he played so well that fans didn’t know he was British for years.


“It was all about beauty and glamour, but being approachable and Blake was the ultimate It Girl,” CW casting director David Rapaport recently said.


Of Westwick, Rapaport added, “On a network like The CW, where beauty does come first a lot, and you’re selling the fantasy of this world.”


“It was a lot about the looks, so we had to balance that out with the guys and Ed Westwick wasn’t as traditionally handsome as Chace Crawford.


“But I found him much sexier and darker and edgier.”


Anyone who has listened to him say “I’m Chuck Bass” even once will no doubt agree. What are these two and the rest of the Gossip Girl cast up to now?


Check out the gallery below and find out!

Kris Jenner Talks Way Too Much About Sex

TMI ALERT! TMI ALERT!


As if Kris Jenner and her children being referred to as America’s First Family on the latest cover of Cosmopolitan were not controversial enough… the notorious manager has gone ahead and made the situation even worse.



By revealing way too much about her sex life.



Responding to a question in the cover story, Kris thought back to an “embarrassing moment” when she was flying with then-husband Bruce Jenner in first class on a commercial flight.


“We joined the Mile High Club and we felt we got away with it,” she said, meaning her and Bruce had sexual intercourse in the airplane bathroom.


From there, according to Kris…


“We came out and nobody said anything. At the end of the flight, the flight attendant got on the microphone.


‘Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Jenner! You’ve just joined the Mile High Club. We’re so proud of you, and we decided to give you a bottle of champagne! Yay!’


“I could not squish down in my seat low enough. I was mortified!”


We have two reactions to this story:


  1. If true, why share it in front of children Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, who, we assume, were all present for the interview?

  2. There is no way this story is true.

Then again, Kris Jenner has done plenty of things about which she should be ashamed, making a lie about the Mile High Club relatively harmless by comparison…