Jeb Bush: I Did NOT Smoke Weed With Bill Belichick!

During the second GOP presidential debate last month, Jeb Bush admitted to smoking pot.

It wasn"t really a big deal, as his brother could"ve single-handedly kept Pablo Escobar in business (We"re hoping for a Dubya cameo in season 2 of Narcos.), and that didn"t stop him from getting into the White House.

In fact, the only results of Jeb"s admission have been a hilarious nickname ("Jeb Kush") and an interesting question from Fox Sports" Clay Travis.

It seems Bush attended high school with New England Patriots head coach and noted short-sleeved hoodie enthusiast, Bill Belichick.

Awesomely, Travis decided to ask Bush if he and Belichick ever burned one down together. Sadly, the former Florida governor says he never celebrated 4:20 with the brain behind Brady.

C"mon, Jeb! If you wanna take the spotlight away from Trump, you have to lie and say you did smoke with Belichick!

Then you have to follow it up with a joke about how the man cleared a bong like he was sucking the air out of a game ball.

That"s how you get elected president. Look it up.

FKA Twigs to Taylor Swift: You and Your Fans Are Basic B*tches!!

On the most recent edition of Paper Magazine, FKA Twigs makes it clear she isn’t in the market for new friends.  Well, not if that means she has to be friends with Taylor Swift.

Robert Pattison’s finance took some time in her interview to throw some serious shade at Tay.

In the interview, FKA Twigs firmly stated that she has no desire to be friends with the pop star. She said, “I think Taylor Swift is great, but I wouldn’t necessarily think, ‘Oh my god, I have to be friends with her.’”

A hater’s gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.  Shake it off, Taylor.

We aren’t sure what fueled FKA Twigs’ distaste for Taylor Swift.  The two would be unlikely friends, but we didn’t expect them to dislike each other.

Right after she threw shade at Taylor, FKA Twigs began praising her fans for their diverse nature:

“When I meet fans, they’re quite creative and intelligent, kind, sensitive. Some are old ladies, witch doctors from Louisiana, kids that have just left art school. Gay or lesbian couples, straight middle-aged couples.”

Is she claiming that Taylor’s fans are comprised of teenaged white girls from the suburbs?

Maybe.  Be either way, Taylor’s fans are really basic b*tches from the ‘burbs.

Twigs reminded readers that she isn’t like “most pop stars.” She said, “I have that throbbing energy, and I accept it, and I harness it when I need to. It’s not even a conscious thing.” 

Taylor Swift might seem basic, but she takes no sh*t.  Taylor feuded with Katy Perry over her reference to Perry in the song “Bad Blood.” Swift has also been embattled with Nicki Minaj.

Let the battle begin!

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Kardashian Shot-Callers: Drawing Up $20 MILLION Contract to Silence Scott Disick!

The Kardashian brain trust (term used loosely) is in the process of drawing up a $ 20 million deal to buy Scott Disick’s silence, a new report claims.

Insiders say the Kardashians are increasingly concerned that The Lord might spill the beans in the light of his recent partying and erratic behavior.

After the perpetually drunk Disick posted a photo of Kourtney Kardashian nude out of the blue earlier this week, they might have a point.

Dude is a total loose cannon, to say the absolute least.

In this case, he heaped praise upon the woman he dated for nine years and spawned three children with. But what if he decided to turn on them?

Says an inside source close to the first family of reality TV:

“Scott’s just going from from bad to worse. He talks a good game, but the family has had enough, and they are all closing ranks around him now.”

That means buying him off and shutting him down STAT:

“Once he signs that $ 20 million settlement with all the bans on tell-alls and spilling family secrets firmly in place, they want to stitch him up.”

Meaning “he can no longer find any work in LA.”

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Wait … Scott Disick “works” now? Who knew? We thought he just worked chicks like Lindsay Vrckovnik, got s–tfaced and posted on social media.

In any case, the family has been debating how Scott should be “handled” long before he re-grammed the photo of Kourtney naked a few days ago.

It’s believed that this was something of a digital olive branch, intended to lure his baby mama back, but whatever his motives, the Kards are pissed.

“Kourtney saw the Instagram message Scott posted, and she’s neither flattered or amused,” says the family insider of the 36-year-old.

“She feels like if he has something to say to her than he needs to call or say it to her face. She thinks he’s just trying to kiss up to her.”

“[This] after he went public with his new teenage muse … at this point, a compliment from Scott means absolutely nothing to Kourtney.”

“His words are empty and so are his promises!”

Not sure he’s really worth a $ 20 million buyout, but hey, whatever eases their mind. In the meantime, Kourt’s doing a bit of Instagram trolling herself:

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Joe Giuidice: Teresa and I Are Gonna Have Lots of Sex!

If you’re the one person on the planet who has any interest in hearing about Joe and Teresa Giudice’s sex life, then today’s your lucky day! 

Juicy Joe (Even his nickname will make you throw up in your mouth!) has been giving lots of interviews in the past few days, and in addition to admitting that it’s his fault that Teresa is in prison, he’s also opening up about all the sweaty sex he plans to have with his incarcerated wife once she’s released.

Asked what he and Teresa will be doing once she’s released, Joe responds exactly how you’d expect a guy who looks like Joe to respond:

Joe Giudice: Life Without Teresa Sucks!

“We’ll be spending a lot of time in the bedroom for awhile, that’s for sure — every night until I go in,” Joe says in the clip above. 

Sadly, they won’t have much time for activities that leave the sheets covered in Aqua Velva and coarse, black hair-plug hair.

Teresa is expected to be released in December, but shortly thereafter, Joe will begin serving a 41-month sentence of his own.

Of course, the Juice Man isn’t the only one looking forward to a between-bids roll in the hay.

Teresa says the lack of sex is one of the worst things about being behind bars.

In fact, she says she’s been so starved for some lovin’ that she watched Magic Mike and pictured Joe’s head on Channing Tatum’s body.

You’re welcome for that image.