Monday, October 19, 2015

Pippa Middleton: Single, Unemployed and Depressed?

Last week, we reported that Pippa Middleton was caught cheating on her then-boyfriend, Nico Jackson.


Not surprisingly, the relationship ended shortly thereafter, and Pippa is now back on the market.



In fact, Kate’s 32-year-old younger sister is unattached in every way, and insiders say being single and unemployed is beginning to take a toll on Pippa.


A new piece in The Daily Mail describes Pippa as “depressed,” as she “finds herself without an established career, without a property of her own, and now without a boyfriend.”


According to the article, Pippa and Nico were planning to get engaged before she was caught bed-hopping with several ex-boyfriends. 


Jackson had reportedly taken a banking job in Switzerland so that he could earn more money and buy the couple a house in London.


Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as the distance proved too much for Pippa to bear.


To make matters worse, Pippa has been fired from two high profile jobs in the past year, failing to make a name for herself as a magazine columnist or as a correspondent for NBC’s Today Show.


Of course, Pippa’s failures are magnified by her famous sister’s successes in life and love.


Having a duchess for a sister might be tough sometimes, but we’re sure when Pippa is ready to find a new job/man, Kate will be happy to help. 


Here’s hoping she plays matchmacker between Pippa and Prince Harry.

JWOWW: Pregnant with Baby Number-Two!

JWOWW embarked on a brand new life over the weekend when she married long-time boyfriend Roger Mathews.


She then went ahead and confirmed that she’s growing a brand new life in her belly, as well.



That’s right, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley is pregnant!!!!!


According to trusted E! News insiders, the former Jersey Shore cast member and her husband announced during their reception on Sunday that baby number-two is on the way.


The couple’s first child, Meilani, was born in July of 2014 and served as an adorable flower girl during her parents’ ceremony yesterday.


“By far one of the best days of our lives outside Meilani being born,” JWOWW and Mathews told E! News shortly after they exchanged vows.


“So blessed to have our daughter share this day with us!”


We don’t know at this time whether Farley is growing a boy or a girl inside of her womb, nor do we know when she’ll give birth.


But it’s safe to assume the blessed occasion won’t take place until 2016.


All we can say for now is that JWOWW won’t be joining good friend Snooki for any late-night, drunken club antics any time soon.


Jill and Jessa Duggar: DEVASTATED By Josh Scandals!

Jill and Jessa Duggar say they were as shocked as anyone by the revelations about big brother Josh – and more devastated than you even know.



In a new promo for the upcoming, nonsensically-titled Jessa and Jill Duggar special, Jill & Jessa: Counting On, they open up about the epic fallout.


The sneak peek shows the married sisters reflecting back on the bombshell scandals, which effectively torpedoed the 19 Kids & Counting empire.


“Here I am, most joyful time in my life – newlywed, baby on the way – and then…” Jessa, who is pregnant and due in just two weeks’ time, reflects.


“We were devastated. Like, we couldn’t believe it.”


“You have to wonder, like, ‘How did this happen?"”


“The whole world was shocked,” her big sister Jill, the parent of baby son Israel, adds. “I’ve cried a lot of tears. I still do. I don’t know, I’m hurting.”


In May, it was revealed that Josh Duggar molested his sisters while he was underage way back in 2002. Jill and Jessa were among Josh’s victims.


The two admitted as much in a tearful Fox News interview in which they revealed their suffering, yet at the same time sort of defended the dude.


As horrific as that is, he was a troubled teenager, and parents Jim Bob and Michelle deserve some of the criticism for their handling of the situation.


Josh’s second scandal, however, was worse.



Exposed in the mega Ashley Madison data breach, Josh was revealed as a big fan of “one-night stands,” “sex toys,” and traumatizing, rough sex.


He is married with four young children.


“I have been the biggest hypocrite ever,” he said in a statement before being shipped off to a Christian labor camp, possibly never to be seen again.


“While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly [been] viewing pornography on the internet and [I have become] unfaithful to my wife.”


“I am so ashamed of the double life that I have been living and am grieved for the hurt, pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family.”


We’ll see if the family sticks by him.


Reports that Anna Duggar is leaving Josh have been gaining traction of late, though no one knows with certainty what the long-suffering wife is planning.


In any case, for Jill and Jessa, “We do feel like we’re stepping on,” the former reflected, noting. “We will come out of this fire stronger as a family unit.”


Here’s hoping.


As Mike Huckabee points out, without being ironic, the other 18 turned out fine, so we shouldn’t judge the Duggars as a whole based on Josh, right?!


IHOP Apologizes for Terrible Joke About Small Boobs

IHOP has finally gone too far in its recent attempt to be young, hip and edgy.



Over the past year or so, the beloved breakfast chain has clearly made an effort to change its social media game, Tweeting such messages as “pancakes are on fleek” and asking this delicious menu item to “back that stack up.”



Pretty funny overall, really, and successful too:


Over the course of this unique run, IHOP has seen numerous messages get reTweeted, while AdWeek has praised the business for finding “its voice on Twitter,” saying “it sounds an awful lot like a teenage hip-hop fan.”


But teenage hip-hop fans make dumb jokes sometimes… and IHOP is now guilty of the same.


On Sunday, as seen above, the restaurant chain posted a picture of a stack of pancakes with the caption: “Flat but has a GREAT personality.”


The backlash to this offensive, misogynistic message was swift and harsh, prompting its removal and the following response from IHOP:


“Earlier today we tweeted something dumb and immature that does not reflect what IHOP stands for. We’re sorry.”


Fair enough. Case hopefully closed now.


But hopefully not the end of IHOP’s fun Twitter account because, come on…


“Is it worth it, let me work it. I put my fork down, flip it and reverse it.”


THAT’s funny stuff.