Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Lamar Odom: LA Times Columnist Blames Kardashians For His Downfall

Moments ago, the world learned that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have called off their divorce


It was an unexpected piece of good news following a week of strife and near-tragedy.



But while most of Odom’s fans and well-wishers are thrilled that something good came out of the overdose that nearly claimed his life, there’s at least one man who believes Lamar would be much better off on his own.


Bill Plaschke is a columnist for the Los Angeles Times who’s been singing Odom’s praises for years – and who believes that the Kardashians are solely responsible for his downfall.


In other words, Plaschke is a supporter of the “Kardashian Curse” theory – the belief that the women in the Kardashian-Jenner family are so hungry for fame that they have no qualms destroying the men in their lives so long as the drama leads to higher reality show ratings. 


“The basketball star never stood a chance against the Kardashians,” Plaschke wrote in an op-ed piece published today. 


“Odom should have refused to be part of the show, but he never refused the request of anyone close to him, even if it hurt him, and, man, this show hurt him…Odom was being emasculated on television by a family whose hunger to exploit was more dominating than any opposing power forward.”


Plaschke went on to describe an encounter he had with Khloe in which he questioned her motives in convincing Lamar to become a reality a star:


“Without ever looking me in the eye, she responded, ‘The show has been therapy for Lamar. It’s been a real release.’ A release of what? His pride? His strength? None of it made sense.”


Needless to say, we don’t think Mr. Plaschke will be present when the Khloe and Lamar renew their vows.


Kim Kardashian Turns 35: A Birthday Suit Celebration!


When Kim Kardashian stripped down in order to prove she really is pregnant for a second time, the Internet did not break.


In fact… it pretty much yawned.


That"s because we"ve seen all Kim has to show us at this point. Many times in the past. Many, many, MANY times in the past.


When did Kim Kardashian first go naked? The answer is revealed below. When will Kim Kardashian stop going naked? Likely when the Internet actually does break for good.




1. Kim Kardashian Superstar, 2007


Kim kardashian superstar 2007

Kim Kardashian will go to her grave claiming she played no role in the release of this sex tape. And we will go to our grave not believing her.



2. Playboy, 2007


Playboy 2007

This is the spread that started it all. Kim held nothing back in stripping all the way down for Playboy in 2007.



3. W Magazine, 2010


W magazine 2010

Kim claimed to have regretted her initial Playboy spread, but she was back in her birthday suit for W Magazine in the fall of 2010.



4. L’Officiel Hommes, 2013


Lofficiel hommes 2013

Kim wasn’t alone for this one. She straddled husband Kanye West for the controversial cover of this L’Officiel Hommes issue.



5. YouTube, 2013


Youtube 2013

Kim Kardashian rode Kanye (and a motorcycle) like the wind, and naked of course, for the rapper’s “Bound 2” music video.



6. British GQ, 2014


British gq 2014

Kim was named Woman of the Year by British GQ in September of 2014. She had to celebrate by taking off her clothes, of course.


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Cutest Bulldog of All-Time is Baffled by the Rain

It takes very little for an English Bulldog to melt our hearts. Especially when this English Bulldog is only 13 weeks old.


Sure, it helps when these animals shame their owners, but it isn"t necessary.


A puppy Bulldog can just sit and stare and we"ll be in total and complete heaven.


So imagine how giddy we got when we came across this video, which features a 13-week Bulldog named Shelby who is sitting and staring… and looking all around in confusion.


Because he"s experiencing rain for the very first time and he has no idea what the heck is going on.


Who is doing this? Where is it coming from? Why am I all wet?!?


So. Gosh. Darn. Adorable. See for yourself:


Cutest bulldog of all time is baffled by the rain

Bella Thorne Posts Photo of Her Butt in a Bikini Because Life is Beautiful

Earlier this month, Bella Thorne turned 18, which, as Tyga can tell you means she’s now perfectly legal ogling material.


Bella has never exactly been shy on Instagram, but it seems that like Kylie Jenner before her, she’s really stepped her game up since entering the world of legal adulthood.



In case you can’t tell (or you’ve been reduced to a drooling Neanderthal and you now need even the simplest things explained to you), that’s Bella in a bikini, and we’re not sure how to go about getting her ass declared the Eighth Wonder of the World, but it really needs to happen.


Sadly, Bella is dating Gregg Sulkin, who is apparently a 23-year-old actor. We’re not really sure, because when we look at him, all we see is some lucky bastard who must be stopped.


Frankly, we’re not sure how either one of them became famous, but we’re guessing Bella has bigger and better things in her future.


Gregg, sadly, will almost certainly look back on this period in his life and realize that it was the peak.


Sorry, dude. Rest assured you climbed higher than most men ever will. In a way, you’re hero. In another way, we totally hate you.