Pippa Middleton: Broke, Undateable, Moving to America?!

The past few months have been rough on poor Pippa Middleton.

Kate’s younger sister went from being the toast of London to an international punchline thanks to rumors about her inability to stick with a job or a relationship.

The latest round of negative Pippa press began after her highly-publicized breakup with Nico Jackson. 

The couple had dated for several years and were rumored to be on the verge of getting engaged, but it all fell apart after several media outlets alleged that Pippa had been cheating on Nico. 

The British tabloids had a field day with the breakup, reporting that Pippa is depressed, unemployed and at her wits’ end.

Now, they’re taking things a step further, claiming that Pippa is undateable, unable to find a publisher for the book she’s writing, and totally reliant upon her sister for money.

“It’s just completely impossible to date that poor girl,” a source tells The Daily Beast.

“Nobody wants to go out with her because you will just end up getting pursued by the press. It’s a complete nightmare for her. She has all the disadvantages of being a royal, but none of the protection that her sister gets.”

The source goes on to say that Pippa has been unable to hack it as a writer for the simple fact that she’s just not talented:

“It is very clear from her poor newspaper and magazine journalism that Pippa is not actually a very good writer—but frustratingly for publishers she also won’t accept the services of a ghost. Ultimately, this is the reason why no new deal has yet been signed.”

The insider claims things have gotten so bad that Pippa is planning to permanently move to America as a means of starting over.

Unfortunately, she may not have better luck finding suitable employment in the States. Remember when Pippa was hired by the Today show and then quietly fired last year?

Yeah, neither does anyone else. She lasted about a week.

Sesame Street Introduces First-Ever Autistic Character

A unique new resident has set up shop on Sesame Street.

Are you ready to meet Julia?

Introduced via a digital storybook, Julia is the first-ever Autistic character to be featured on the long-running children’s program.

She’s part of an initiative to bring awareness to the topic of Autism.

In the aforementioned book, whose cover is featured above, Elmo explains to his pal on the playground why their new friend Julia is a little different.

“Elmo’s daddy told Elmo that Julia has autism,” the beloved red critter says.

“So she does things a little differently. Sometimes Elmo talks to Julia using fewer words and says the same thing a few times.”

Sesame Street has partnered with organizations such as Autism Speaks and the Autism Self-Advocacy Network to ensure that the materials presented by the brand are educational, respectful and positive about Autism.

“More than 20 years ago, my beautiful son received the diagnosis of Autism, and my world changed instantly and profoundly,” says author Leslie Kimmelman in a letter.

“I knew nothing about Autism, and it seemed that those around me – even the professionals – didn’t know much either. Today, happily, that has changed.

“There’s greater awareness, and there has been much progress understanding autism. But it’s still a puzzle, and every child is affected differently.

“You’ve probably heard the saying ‘if you’ve met one person with autism, you’ve met one person with autism.’ So what’s the most important thing for people to know?

“We’re all different in some way or another – that’s what makes the world an interesting place. And equally, all of us in our own way are amazing!”

According to the latest statistics, one out of every 68 children in the United States has a type of of Autism.

Kudos to Sesame Street for bringing attention to this important issue.

Kim Kardashian: Did She Put Daughter"s Life in Danger?

Kim Kardashian may want to stick to cute pumpkin patch pictures of her daughter going forward.

The 35-year old reality star shared what she presumed to be just another cute photo of North West yesterday, posing an image on Instagram of the toddler fast asleep in her car seat.

“Knocked out!,” Kim wrote as a caption.

But followers weren’t content to simply look at the photo and smile.

They studied it closely instead and took exception with the casual way in which North is strapped in to her apparatus.

“If she gets in a car accident it could cause major damage to the child. it’s called a chest clip for a reason,” wrote one critic, while another offered her own harsh critique as follows:

“Straps are way too loose and chest clips are not even in the proper position…That’s your child’s life.”

Come on now, people.

You won’t find bigger Kim Kardashian haters on the Internet than those at The Hollywood Gossip.

But while we question the desperate ways in which Kim milks every opportunity for every cent she can (waist training? Really?!?), we have never questioned her commitment to North West.

The child always appears to be happy and well-cared for, even when dressed like a skunk for some reason.

It’s not cool to judge other parents. Don’t come down hard on Kim here.

That’s Ray J’s job in the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

View Slideshow: 51 Totally Adorable North West Photos

Lamar Odom: Shocking Drug Overdose Details Revealed

It’s been over a week since Lamar Odom was found unconscious in his VIP suite at the Love Ranch brothel, and a lot has changed for the former NBA star in the days since.

Odom has emerged from his coma and is expected to pull through, despite suffering severe damage to several vital organs.

In the wake of his stunning recovery, Odom and Khloe Kardashian called off their divorce and are reportedly committed to making their marriage work despite two years of estrangement.

Insiders say that as a condition of their reconciliation, Odom has sworn he’ll never use drugs again. 

Based on the details provided in a recent gruesome report from Radar Online, it’s not hard to see why Khloe issued Lamar an ultimatum.

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind

According to the website, Odom injected a syringe full of heroin and cocaine into his pelvis, resulting in a “grapefruit-sized” bruise that has yet to subside.

Many of the new details about Odom’s near-fatal weekend at the brothel come from a sex worker named Ryder Cherry, who was employed by Lamar for the entirety of his two-day stay.

“It was just horrible. Blood was coming out of him,” Cherry says of finding Lamar unconscious in his room. “He wouldn’t wake up. I even tried to ice his genitals. Someone said that might revive him, but it didn’t!”

Interestingly, Cherry says that while Lamar paid over $ 75,000 for two days of VIP treatment, he never took advantage of the brothel’s array of services.

“But we never had sex with Lamar — not once!” Cherry insists. “He didn’t even kiss us or touch us the entire time!”

It sounds increasingly like Odom was simply a very distraught man who sought solace in chemicals and nearly paid the ultimate price. Here’s hoping he’s able to turn things around.

View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: A Timeline of Tragedy