Friday, October 30, 2015

Kate Middleton: Pregnant With Twins, Tabloid Claims

Not surprisingly, a new round of speculation about whether or not Kate Middleton is pregnant goes began pretty much the moment the Duchess gave birth to Princess Charlotte. 


So we doubt anyone was terribly shocked to see this cover story in OK! magazine:



For some reason, tabloids are obsessed with the idea of Kate Middleton giving birth to twins.


In fairness, if the reactions to Prince George and Princess Charlotte are any indication, the entire UK would explode from excitement if Kate ever brought a matching set of royals into the world, so it’s not hard to see why the BS press is so enamored with the idea.


Anyway, OK! can’t quite make up its mind on this one, as the cover claims Kate is giving birth to a boy and a girl, while the article inside says that the couple “doesn’t plan to find out what they’re having in advance, instead they want to be surprised at the birth.”


(We read this nonsense so you don’t have to!)


The tabloid even claims that upon hearing the news, William excitedly exclaimed, “My mother would be so thrilled!” 



Yup. They even went for the Princess Di emotional gut-punch. And you thought the British media was bad!


Are we saying with absolute, 100 percent certainty that Kate is not pregnant with twins?


No, but if she is, it’s a total freak coincidence.


Maybe OK! is planning to report that Kate is pregnant with twins every week between now and when she reaches menopause, just so if it ever happens, they can say they broke the story.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: Might It Be Over?

Hank Baskett has finally had enough, people.


Yes, he had his penis touched by a transgender model named Ava London a couple years ago. It may have even been under the shorts, he can"t say for certain.


But it happened, that"s all that happened and Baskett is ready to move on.


But Kendra Wilkinson won"t let him.


As anyone who has used the Internet to watch Kendra on Top online knows, the former Playboy centerfold has been hanging this affair (can we really call it an "affair?") over her husband"s head for several months now.


She may say she"s forgiven him, but she certainly hasn"t forgotten and she"s responded on Season 4 by going on and flirting way too heavily with members of the opposite sex herself.


And Hank can"t handle it any longer, as we see below in the following clip from an intense Kendra on Top season finale.


“How do think it makes me feel when you sit there and tell me repeatedly that you don’t want to be married anymore?" Hank asks his wife.


Look, Baskett isn"t scoring touchdowns any longer (NOTE: he had only six in a seven-year NFL career, though he did cross the endzone 17 times in college at New Mexico). He"s just selling gaming monitors.


Does that make him boring? If so, get out, Kendra! Just tell the poor guy now! Don"t string him along anymore.


As Hank says here, either give 100 percent to this relationship or they might as well file for divorce.


Is that what Kenda will choose? Is it all over for these two? Well… no, because this was filmed months ago and Kendra has already said her marriage has been saved.


But whatever! Watch the clip now!


Kendra wilkinson and hank baskett might it be over

Zola and Jess: Florida Stripper Story Captivates Twitter

A former stripper named Aziah King has captured the attention of millions of social media users – but not by taking off her clothes.


King – better known by her stagename Zola – recently tweeted a wild tale of money, mayhem and “hoeism” that was so bonkers it’s reportedly landed her a movie deal. And it all started when she crossed paths with “white b-tch” named Jess at Hooters.



“So I met this white b-tch at Hooters. I was her waitress!” Zola tweets. “We get to talking and she tells me she dances…So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever & we exchange numbers.”


Zola says she and Jess agreed to contact one another with any potentially lucrative stripping gigs.


The next day, Jess texted her and asked if she wanted to join her on a road trip to – where else? – Florida.


Zola says she was skeptical at first (“DAMN b-tch we just met and we already taking hoe trips together???”), and that her boyfriend cautioned her not to go. (“I had to f-ck him calm.”)


Zola says she made $ 800, but Jess wasn’t quite as successful, which caused the night to take some bizarre turns.


According to Zola, a man named Z wound up pimping Jess out to several men. Jess’ bipolar boyfriend, Jarrett, attempted suicide over her prostitution, and Jess was eventually kidnapped and beaten by a rival pimp.


Eventually, she was rescued, but only after Z shot some guy.


You can real the whole, insane story on Zola’s Twitter page.


It’s been reported that that Hollywood has shown an interest in Zola’s story, and it’s not hard to see why.


Twitter users have described King’s story as “basically a Tarantino film.” Sadly, it turns out the most Florida story in history may be nothing but pulp fiction.


TMZ tracked down Jessica and she says most of the major details (her hooking, her pimp shooting a man, the boyfriend’s attempted suicide) are completely fabricated.


We may never know how much of the story is true, but there’s no doubt that Jess and Zola have both earned spots in our Florida Woman Hall of Fame:


Total Strangers Meet on Plane, Are Each Other"s Total Dopplegangers

Earlier today, we posted photos of a Swedish model who looks exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio.


Seriously, the resemblance between Konrad Annerud and DiCaprio is downright eerie.



Somehow, though, this has proven NOT to be our most unbelievable look-alike story of the day.


Nope, that honor instead goes to… well…. the two random dudes in the picture above!


U.K. photographer Neil Thomas Douglas was taking what he assumed would be a basic Ryanair flight to Galway, Ireland this week, on his way to photograph a wedding.


Just a normal trip for Douglas, until he boarded the plane, sat down, took a look at the man next to him and did a literal double take!


It was his long-lost twin. Just without the blood relation.


Lee Beattie, a friend of Douglas’ wife, shared the above snapshot, confirming to The Huffington Post that the men had never met before and that they are not actually related.


“Guy on right is the husband of my friend @elrottencrotch,” she wrote on Twitter. “Guy on left is a STRANGER he met on a flight last night!”



Incredibly, the story gets even strangers.


According to Beattie, the men ended up at the same hotel, and later, drinking at the same bar.


“Neil then checked into his hotel in Galway to find his doppelgänger checking into the same hotel ahead of him. They laughed,” Beattie said.


“Later that night, Neil went to the pub and again, there was his twin. Total weirdness. They had a laugh and a pint.”


That deserves more than one pint, we’d say. AMAZING!