Fergie: Kimye vs Taylor Swift Feud Is A Total Publicity Stunt!

She knows the game.

Fergie went on Australia’s Kyle & Jackie O radio show to promote her new single, “M.I.L.F. $ ,” and talk turned to this summer’s biggest feud.

“Knowing them, it’s probably a big master plan,” Fergie said of Kim Kardashian’s leak of conversations between Kanye West and Taylor Swift over his “Famous” lyrics.

“They’ll probably all come together at the MTV Awards [in late August] or something.”

Fergie does have a point, because this whole thing started in 2009 when West interrupted Swift’s acceptance speech for Best Female Video.

On Sunday night, Kardashian leaked West’s phone call with Swift, in which the 1989 singer gave her approval of 

For all my Southside n****s that know me best/ I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex

What the audio didn’t reveal was Swift giving the OK to this line:

“Why? I made that bitch famous /God damn/ I made that bitch famous

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode that aired prior to the leak was centered around Kardashian’s fury that Swift claimed not to know the lyrics and was therefore offended.

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“do u guys follow me on snap chat?” Kardashian tweeted.  “u really should ;-)”

“Kim’s so cool.  You’ve gotta respect her for sticking up for her husband,” Fergie said of Kardashian’s move.

Scenes from Kardashian’s guest role in M.I.L.F $ were also featured on the episode.

As for Fergie’s theory that the trio will take the stage holding hands and laugh mockingly at us, don’t hold your breath.

“They are sick of Taylor’s manipulations and her good-girl act,” sources told Us Weekly of Kimye’s thoughts on Swift.

“They just wanted to expose her as a fake.”

Will Kardashian and West come face-to-face with Swift at the VMAs?  Will they reveal it was all a big joke? WILL THERE BE PEACE ON EARTH?

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Kylie Jenner Cosmetics: A Total and Complete Failure!

Kylie Jenner is good at many things.

Take posing for selfies while wearing very little clothing, for example.

Hmmm…. okay. We take it back.

Kylie Jenner is basically good at one thing.

But we now know something at which the Keeping Up with the Kardashians actress is decidedly bad at: running a company.

Kylie Cosmetics, the company behind the ridiculous Kylie Jenner Lip Kit, is not doing very well at the moment.

According to the Better Business Bureau, consumer satisfaction when it comes to the organization is at an all-time low.

The company has racked up 137 customer complaints on that website in the nine months since it opened for business.

Back in December, for example, many patrons claimed they ordered the Lip Kit… and then never actually received the Lip Kit.

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In April, meanwhile, there was a security breach at Kylie Cosmetics.

The company’s official website inadvertently exposed personal information of customers to other customers for a short bit.

In response to these problems and complaints, the Better Business Bureau confronted the company last month, hoping to promote a turnaround.

However, in the last week alone, 10 people have taken issue with service or delivery.

For instance, one customer’s kit arrived without the pencil.

We’d tell Kylie to stop taking selfies and to focus on her actual business, but that would imply she has any actual control or say at her business.

And anyone who believes Kylie Jenner has anything to do with Kylie Cosmetics in any operational sense probably believes that Kris Jenner didn’t help leak the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Then again, should some blame also be placed on the shoulders of the consumers here?

Who buys anything because Kylie Jenner says so?!?

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Sinead O"Connor Blames Family for "Total Psychological and Emotional Destruction"

Sinead O’Connor be safe.

But that doesn’t mean the singer is of sound mind.

As previously reported, O’Connor was reported missing on Sunday morning after she took off on a bike ride and failed to come home in a timely manner.

A concerned friend called 911, according to authorities, because she believed O’Connor to be “suicidal.”

After about a day or so, however, O’Connor was eventually discovered, with no further details available at this time regarding what happened.

It’s understandable that the artist’s friend expressed grave concern, however, considering the unstable mental state O’Connor has seemingly been operating under for years now.

In November, for example she appeared to have penned a suicide note after disappearing in Ireland.

Now, from wherever O’Connor may be,, the troubled “Nothing Compares 2 U” crooner has gone on an epic, disturbing rant via Facebook.

Various family members are, once again, the target of her wrath.

“Every one of you had better pray I die,” O’Connor wrote in the post. “Because I’m suing the f-cking lot of you for what you’ve done to me if I manage to live through it.”

The message begins as an “OPEN LETTER TO JOHN REYNOLDS,” who is O’Connor’s first husband and the father of their son, Jake.

She writes:

You all abandoned me FOR BEING SUICIDAL. YOU F-CKING UTTER CUNTS. YOU LEFT ME TO DIE. Jake says he knows I have mental illness yet he jumps on the cripple.

TELL HIM TO STOP ACTING LIKE HE GIVES A F-CK IF I DIE. THE LYING LITTLE BOLLOX. ALL HE IS WORRIED ABOUT IS HOW HE WILL FEEl. DOESN’T GIVE A F-CK HOW I HAVE HAD TO FEEL SINCE YOU ALL F-CKED OFF ON ME AND MY SON.

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O’Connor goes on to address her father, saying he “did this” to her mother and “got away with it.”

But she says he won’t get away with it when it comes to her.

She then addresses Reynolds and asks:

“How many abortions have you forced women successfully to have John? Have you counted? I stopped counting about Sixteen years ago.”

This isn’t the first time that O’Connor has blasted her family.

By the end of her diatribe, she has told her relatives that they may never see her again… but they will definitely hear from her soon.

None of you will ever see me again because of what you’ve done.

If I manage not to kill myself, you’ll be paying the medical costs which have been and will continue to be involved with that, since you were and remain. the chief co-ordinator of my total psychological and emotional destruction.

And I will still never return to you or any of my four children, because of you. So fucking live with that.

Let’s all hope Sinead O’Connor receives the professional help she so clearly needs.

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Sinead O"Connor Blames Family for "Total Psychological and Emotional Destruction"

Sinead O’Connor be safe.

But that doesn’t mean the singer is of sound mind.

As previously reported, O’Connor was reported missing on Sunday morning after she took off on a bike ride and failed to come home in a timely manner.

A concerned friend called 911, according to authorities, because she believed O’Connor to be “suicidal.”

After about a day or so, however, O’Connor was eventually discovered, with no further details available at this time regarding what happened.

It’s understandable that the artist’s friend expressed grave concern, however, considering the unstable mental state O’Connor has seemingly been operating under for years now.

In November, for example she appeared to have penned a suicide note after disappearing in Ireland.

Now, from wherever O’Connor may be,, the troubled “Nothing Compares 2 U” crooner has gone on an epic, disturbing rant via Facebook.

Various family members are, once again, the target of her wrath.

“Every one of you had better pray I die,” O’Connor wrote in the post. “Because I’m suing the f-cking lot of you for what you’ve done to me if I manage to live through it.”

The message begins as an “OPEN LETTER TO JOHN REYNOLDS,” who is O’Connor’s first husband and the father of their son, Jake.

She writes:

You all abandoned me FOR BEING SUICIDAL. YOU F-CKING UTTER CUNTS. YOU LEFT ME TO DIE. Jake says he knows I have mental illness yet he jumps on the cripple.

TELL HIM TO STOP ACTING LIKE HE GIVES A F-CK IF I DIE. THE LYING LITTLE BOLLOX. ALL HE IS WORRIED ABOUT IS HOW HE WILL FEEl. DOESN’T GIVE A F-CK HOW I HAVE HAD TO FEEL SINCE YOU ALL F-CKED OFF ON ME AND MY SON.

View Slideshow: 25 Celebrities Who Suffer From Mental Illness

O’Connor goes on to address her father, saying he “did this” to her mother and “got away with it.”

But she says he won’t get away with it when it comes to her.

She then addresses Reynolds and asks:

“How many abortions have you forced women successfully to have John? Have you counted? I stopped counting about Sixteen years ago.”

This isn’t the first time that O’Connor has blasted her family.

By the end of her diatribe, she has told her relatives that they may never see her again… but they will definitely hear from her soon.

None of you will ever see me again because of what you’ve done.

If I manage not to kill myself, you’ll be paying the medical costs which have been and will continue to be involved with that, since you were and remain. the chief co-ordinator of my total psychological and emotional destruction.

And I will still never return to you or any of my four children, because of you. So fucking live with that.

Let’s all hope Sinead O’Connor receives the professional help she so clearly needs.

View Slideshow: 15 Most EPIC Celebrity Meltdowns in History

Britney Spears Is a Total MILF, Slays In Green Bathing Suit

YASSSS QUEEN BRITNEY.

I have been faithful to Britney Spears since ’98, and it’s been a long and bumpy road together.

Yet, here we are, applauding her bikini body, which I’d like to think is a representation of how far she’s come since meeting Kevin Federline. 

To this day, I blame him for bringing her down, reducing her to nothing more than a shell of her former self, shaved head and all.

This particular photo was taken a few days ago, when the pop star went swimwear shopping (something many of us dread).

Not Spears, who tried on a green monokini and posted it to Instagram.

‘Bought three new swimsuits today,” she wrote.

“This one is my favorite!”

Ours too, sister.

In other Spears news, the Louisiana native penned an open letter to her two sons, Sean Preston, 10, and Jayden James,9, ahead of Mother’s Day (which is on Sunday, so go buy your mother some flowers).

“You are my masterpieces,” Spears wrote on Time.

“From the day I saw the most precious eyes, I believed in miracles to the core.

“Such a gift God has given me, exploring in your beautiful worlds every day.

“I pray as a mother I teach you strength and passion to carry through the struggles in the world. Most battles will always be won on your knees. I pray you find your dreams.

“God always comes to us in tiny whispers. I pray you always find his whisper and understand the true meaning behind following your inner voice as well.

“Always believe in yourself and know anything is possible. I pray dreaming awakens your soul to limitless possibilities.

“I hope the most precious mysteries of life stay with you always and you are never ashamed of how bright your light truly is.

I hope you learn praying alone is when you are most connected to God, and know you are never alone. He is with you always.

“I pray you laugh, love and soar through your journey of life.”

Excuse me, I have something in my eye..

Total Divas Season 5 Episode 1 Recap: Back in the Ring!

Total Divas Season 5 Episode 1 featured a love triangle and some potentially messy developments between several WWE fixtures.

On Total Divas Season 5 Episode 1, Nikki wondered whether or not she ought to tell BF John Cena about her ex-boyfriend’s advances. 

She slapped Dolph Ziggler when he tried to kiss her, don’t get us wrong, but still, we can’t even believe he came onto like that.

Brie Bella, meanwhile, invited Daniel Bryan to join latest business venture, since he’s taking a break from the wrestling ring.

Much as she feels that her new project, Experience Local, is a perfect fit for him, he still wants to experience … pro wrestling.

Then there’s Paige, who blindsided Nikki during a day off to trying to “resolve the tension” (a.k.a. stir it up) between Nikki and Dolph.

When Brie tries to push Daniel again to get involved in her business, he tells her focusing on wrestling is his dream and his passion.

Paige then tells Kevin she doesn’t want to get married … not that she wants to break up, she just isn’t ready for a wedding. Yet.

Finally, Nikki tells John about the situation with Dolph, and she doesn’t mince words about exactly how far he tried to take things:

“Dolph pulled me aside at work and told me that he wants to give me marriage and babies, and then he tried to kiss me,” she reveals.

His reaction? “I love you. You know I love you.”

“You know I treat you like a grown woman and if you feel that there’s a connection there, and you want to pursue it, I can’t stop you.”

“I’d be so stupid for trying to.”

She says she wishes he were angrier, but he’s anything but, raising a glass instead for a toast to the fact that she’s still got it.

Yeah. Didn’t see that coming either. Check out the above video to watch Total Divas online and see it for yourself now!

Kris Jenner and Katy Perry: Still Total Besties!

In case you forgot about the weird friendship between Kris Jenner and Katy Perry, allow Kris to remind you with her latest Instagram selfie:

Kris captioned the above pic, “It’s us again!!!! Love you @katyperry fun night #BFF’S #shinanigans,” thus proving to all the world that she’s besties with Katy Perry and does not know how to spell shenanigans.

Yes, Katy and Kris are klose, but they’re not one another’s only inter-generational gal pals.

You may remember that Kris and Jennifer Lawrence once climbed into bed together for one of the year’s most WTF?! selfies.

And who could forget about the fast friendship between Katy and Hillary Clinton? 

But at the end of the day, it seems it’s all about Katy and Kris, and we think they’re a perfect pair.

After all, Katy is still locked in a bitter feud with Taylor Swift, and she needs all of the celeb support she can get.

Showing the world that Kris Jenner is on your side is like shaking hands with Don Vito Corleone.

It proves you’ve got an army of A-listers ready to get your back. 

After securing a semi-apology from Kanye, Taylor is finally getting to be on good terms with the Kardashians. You think she wants to mess that up by continuing to take shots at Katy?

Perhaps (make that probably), we’re just reading too much into a selfie, but in Hollywood, you should always be looking for the angle.

Total Strangers Meet on Plane, Are Each Other"s Total Dopplegangers

Earlier today, we posted photos of a Swedish model who looks exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio.

Seriously, the resemblance between Konrad Annerud and DiCaprio is downright eerie.

Somehow, though, this has proven NOT to be our most unbelievable look-alike story of the day.

Nope, that honor instead goes to… well…. the two random dudes in the picture above!

U.K. photographer Neil Thomas Douglas was taking what he assumed would be a basic Ryanair flight to Galway, Ireland this week, on his way to photograph a wedding.

Just a normal trip for Douglas, until he boarded the plane, sat down, took a look at the man next to him and did a literal double take!

It was his long-lost twin. Just without the blood relation.

Lee Beattie, a friend of Douglas’ wife, shared the above snapshot, confirming to The Huffington Post that the men had never met before and that they are not actually related.

“Guy on right is the husband of my friend @elrottencrotch,” she wrote on Twitter. “Guy on left is a STRANGER he met on a flight last night!”

Incredibly, the story gets even strangers.

According to Beattie, the men ended up at the same hotel, and later, drinking at the same bar.

“Neil then checked into his hotel in Galway to find his doppelgänger checking into the same hotel ahead of him. They laughed,” Beattie said.

“Later that night, Neil went to the pub and again, there was his twin. Total weirdness. They had a laugh and a pint.”

That deserves more than one pint, we’d say. AMAZING!

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Katy Perry and Hillary Clinton: Still Total Besties!

Sure, Taylor Swift’s squad is a force to be reckoned with, but rival Katy Perry has an ally so powerful she makes Karlie Kloss look like…well, like someone who really wouldn’t be that famous if she weren’t friends with Taylor Swift.

Yes, as you may have heard, Katy Perry and Hillary Clinton are pretty tight. In fact, they’re so close that Katy was on Hillary’s mind during yesterday’s Benghazi hearing:

Hillary Clinton Talks Katy Perry

The event that Clinton is referring to is an upcoming Iowa fundraiser that will basically double as Katy’s birthday party.

Perry turns 31 on Saturday, and instead of throwing a $ 4 million banger in Morocco like she did last year, Katy will be doing some slightly more chill (and much more politically-charged) celebrating at a Clinton campaign event.

“I went so cray last year, it’s time to tone it down and not make it so much about me,” Katy recently told The Hollywood Reporter.

She also tweeted about Clinton’s deft handling of yesterday’s often-tense Benghazi session.

“Glad the witch hunt is coming to an end and we can refocus on the future of [America] I admire your unbreakable strength @HillaryClinton #YouABoss”

It’s cute that Katy thinks political with hunts ever come to an end. She must’ve just started paying attention to the news.

Anyway, we think it’s safe Rep. Trey Gowdy won’t be invited to the concert. He’s been a total d-bag lately.

19 Total and Complete Twitter Fails

LOL? More like… What the Hell?!?

The following Twitter messages do often invoke loud laughter, but they also invoke pure consternation and depressing over the state of our fellow human beings.

Yes, Internet users really did write the following things for public consumption:

1. Ouch! Total Burn!

Well partial burn. Chlamydia actually begins with a C. But whatever. Details, right?

2. This Would Be Profound..

… if the person had written “wounds” instead of “wombs.” Those two words mean very different things.

3. This is Simply Untrue

Sorry, @lanadelcunt. Back to fourth grade for you.

4. It Could Be Worse, Right?

You could be going through menopause.

5. But Misery Hates It!

It’s the Show Me State, so why not?!? Show Missouri some company, people!

6. So, Like, in a Factual Way?

Such as: That person over there, he or she is a… nevermind.

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Gavin Rossdale -- Post Divorce Home is Total Pimp Palace!!

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EXCLUSIVE

The single life agrees with Gavin Rossdale – in the real estate department, anyway — because he just nailed down the sickest bachelor pad in Bel-Air.

Hard to get over a cool chick like Gwen Stefani, but a nearly 4,000 sq. ft spread sure helps! Our sources tell us Gavin moved in to this 5 bedroom, 5 bath spread just over a month ago.

We’re told Gavin dug the place because it’s not far from the Bev Hills home where Gwen and their kids live. He’s only renting, but it has airliner views of L.A., separate guest house … and an incredibly massive pool worthy of a Four Seasons resort.

Again. Divorce sucks, but …

See also

• Gwen Stefani — Lookin" Down After Divorce News (PHOTO)


• Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Divorce — She Believes He Cheated


• Gwen Stefani Files For Divorce from Gavin Rossdale