LOL? More like… What the Hell?!?
The following Twitter messages do often invoke loud laughter, but they also invoke pure consternation and depressing over the state of our fellow human beings.
Yes, Internet users really did write the following things for public consumption:
1. Ouch! Total Burn!
Well partial burn. Chlamydia actually begins with a C. But whatever. Details, right?
2. This Would Be Profound..
… if the person had written “wounds” instead of “wombs.” Those two words mean very different things.
3. This is Simply Untrue
Sorry, @lanadelcunt. Back to fourth grade for you.
4. It Could Be Worse, Right?
You could be going through menopause.
5. But Misery Hates It!
It’s the Show Me State, so why not?!? Show Missouri some company, people!
6. So, Like, in a Factual Way?
Such as: That person over there, he or she is a… nevermind.