Thursday, May 5, 2016

Britney Spears Is a Total MILF, Slays In Green Bathing Suit

YASSSS QUEEN BRITNEY.



I have been faithful to Britney Spears since ’98, and it’s been a long and bumpy road together.


Yet, here we are, applauding her bikini body, which I’d like to think is a representation of how far she’s come since meeting Kevin Federline. 


To this day, I blame him for bringing her down, reducing her to nothing more than a shell of her former self, shaved head and all.


This particular photo was taken a few days ago, when the pop star went swimwear shopping (something many of us dread).


Not Spears, who tried on a green monokini and posted it to Instagram.


‘Bought three new swimsuits today,” she wrote.


“This one is my favorite!”


Ours too, sister.



In other Spears news, the Louisiana native penned an open letter to her two sons, Sean Preston, 10, and Jayden James,9, ahead of Mother’s Day (which is on Sunday, so go buy your mother some flowers).


“You are my masterpieces,” Spears wrote on Time.


“From the day I saw the most precious eyes, I believed in miracles to the core.


“Such a gift God has given me, exploring in your beautiful worlds every day.


“I pray as a mother I teach you strength and passion to carry through the struggles in the world. Most battles will always be won on your knees. I pray you find your dreams.


“God always comes to us in tiny whispers. I pray you always find his whisper and understand the true meaning behind following your inner voice as well.


“Always believe in yourself and know anything is possible. I pray dreaming awakens your soul to limitless possibilities.


“I hope the most precious mysteries of life stay with you always and you are never ashamed of how bright your light truly is.


I hope you learn praying alone is when you are most connected to God, and know you are never alone. He is with you always.


“I pray you laugh, love and soar through your journey of life.”


Excuse me, I have something in my eye..