Brooks Ayers: OK I Did Lie About Cancer Records, But ...

Alrighty, so Brooks Ayers sits on a throne of lies.

In an attempt to convince viewers that he is battling cancer, Ayers presented E! News with medical records from City of Hope.

Unfortunately, the renowned medical center confirmed with E! that they never treated Ayers for anything cancer-related.  

With his back against the wall, Ayers ran out of excuses and ways to defend himself.  So, he admitted that he presented fake documents.

“Words cannot express the deep regret that I have in fabricating documents to ‘prove’ to the world that I, in fact, have cancer,” Ayers told E! News today (November 11th).

“What I did was wrong and inexcusable. I acted alone, without Vicki’s knowledge, to produce documents for a reality TV show in hopes of putting doubts about my cancer to rest. I never intended to disclose my actual medical records or details about my private and personal medical history, thus the rationalization of presenting documents that weren’t true simply for a ;storyline for the show.” 

Halfway through the statement I thought to myself, “So, you have cancer?”

Ayers carried on.

“From this day forward, my own personal journey with this disease will remain private as I initially intended over a year ago.  My sincerest apologies to my family, friends, loved ones, and those who are battling this horrid disease for any additional pain and/or stress that I have caused. 

“As [University of Louisville basketball coach] Rick Pitino once said, ‘Mistakes can be good. They are fertilizer. Everything I’ve learned about coaching [life], I’ve learned from making mistakes.’ I made a mistake yet I have learned a huge lesson as well.”

Ok, you may not quote a basketball coach if you have lied about cancer in any way, shape or form.  If this were a private matter, why didn’t you just NOT mention it in the first place?  

I’m going to go watch puppy videos on Youtube, because this story is too much.

Brooks Ayers Speaks Out: I Have Cancer! WTF is Wrong With You People?!

Happy 41st Birthday, Leonardo DiCaprio!

In recent months, you may have seen some photos of a bearded, beer-gutted Leonardo DiCaprio, and assumed that at 40, the former heartthrob was finally beginning to show the signs of middle-age.

Turns out, he merely adopted the look in order to more accurately portray a grizzled mountain man in The Revenant (which looks awesome, by the way), and he’s back to being trim, toned and clean-shaven in time for 41st b-day!

Naturally, we know nothing about how Leo plans to mark the occasion, as he’s taken several pages from the George Clooney Book of How to Be an A-List Playboy and Still Somehow Maintain a Modicum of Privacy, but we’re sure it’ll make your most recent birthday look like a mass funeral held inside a library.

As far as we know, Leo is still dating Kelly Rohrbach, but the relationship has been going on for several months, so we’re guessing he’ll trade-in for a newer model once his current Oscar campaign wraps up. (We’re guessing something in a blonde.)

Then again, there have been reports that DiCaprio and Rohrbach are engaged, but frankly, we wouldn’t be surprised if the seeds of those rumors were planted by Kelly’s reps.

Nothing is better for a model’s career than spending some time as DiCap’s flavor of the month – and that’ll probably be true when he’s 51, too.

Happy birthday, Leo. We’re sure you’ll enjoy it.

Scott Disick (Allegedly) Confesses to Cheating; You"ll Never Guess with Whom!

According to various reports, Scott Disick recently got out of rehab.

And according to one unexpected report, Scott Disick recently got out of Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner as well. If you know what we mean!

Or what Life & Style means, we ought to write, because that’s the tabloid that has come up with this latest gem.

It alleges that Kourtney recently went to visit her ex-boyfriend and ongoing baby daddy in rehab, only for Disick to drop some major bombshells on his fellow reality star.

The irresponsible father of three supposedly admitted to “years of cheating” and numerous “drug-fueled sex parties,” going on to tell Kourtney that he also slept with two of her sisters.

Yikes!

According to an anonymous insider who totally and completely really does exist, Disick bragged to friends about “having sex with Khloe in a Hamptons hotel shower” in 2014, and then about sleeping with Jenner “during a drunken night” earlier this year.

Man. And we thought Disick sucked just for ignoring his family a lot and acting like a douchebag most of the time.

Now we really hate the guy!

Then again… it’s possible this cover story is incorrect. It’s at least conceivable.

After all, previous tabloids have claimed that Disick impregnated Kylie Jenner and also that Disick impregnated Kendall Jenner.

We haven’t seen a single baby bump on either of these young women, so we’re gonna take the latest accusation with a grain of salt the size of Kourtney’s bank account.

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VS Model Tears Into TMZ Over Rude Questions, "Hangry" Comment

For some reason, someone let TMZ record the goings-on backstage at the Victoria"s Secret Fashion Show.

The cameraman first perused the food table, then asked all of the models what they were most excited about eating after the show.

Some played along and listed off the usual: chocolate, pizza, ice cream.

When the camera turned to Polish model Magdalena Frackowiak, though, it was game over.

"What? No guys, not with these kinds of questions, this is stupid,” Frackowiak responded.

"Ask more smart questions, not eating after the show,” she added.

I like this girl.

The cameraman insisted that he asked the question only because the girls worked really hard to prepare for the show, but then backed off because Frackowiack was OVER.  IT.

“You make me look like an idiot,” she pointed out.  

"It seems like I"m starving myself and I can"t wait for the show to end so I can eat.”

The website posted the video, declaring Frackowiak "Hangry," which is super unfair.

“You gotta watch for Magdalena Frackowiak, though,” TMZ wrote.“Chick was NOT down with food questions … we"re guessing she was just hangry."

Classy. 

She was preparing for a show, and the guy distracted her with a question she didn"t feel like answering.

Frackowiak was most likely referring to the awards season Twitter challenge, "Ask Her More" in which celebrities like Reese Witherspoon and Amy Poehler encouraged the media to ask more compelling questions on the red carpet than just "What are you wearing?"