Naya Rivera
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Khloe Kardashian Would Sleep with Bill Clinton, Sarah Silverman
In her latest promo for her upcoming talk show, Khloe Kardashian is sitting inside a martini glass.
But in the latest blog entry on her official website, Khloe Kardashian is talking about who she’d let inside of her. Allow us to explain…
Kardashian had some fun on her app this week, playing a game with herself of “F-ck, Marry or Friend Zone,” a kinder variation of “F-ck, Marry or Kill.”
So… which comedian would Khloe sleep with? Which U.S. President would she marry? Which famous Disney character would she simply befriend?
The opening round called on Kardashian to differentiate between Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler and Tina Fey.
She went ahead and placed Handler in the Friend Zone because “we’re good friends in real life and I love her.”
Kardashian then said Fey was a marriage material because “she seems like she’d be a good wifey,” which left Silverman as the star she’d totally band because she’s “smoking hot.”
From there, Kardashian entered the political fray by putting George W. Bush in the Friend Zone, adding that she would “marry Obama, for sure” and then joking:
“I guess that means I do it with Bill!”
Call us crazy, Keeks. But we’re guessing Bill would do it with you, too.
Finally, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was left choose between iconic Disney princes.
The options were Beast from Beauty and the Beast; Prince Charming from Cinderella; and Aladdin.
Kardashian acknowledged some of her bad boy tendencies by stating “I’d f-ck the Beast – I did want to f-ck the Beast back in the day, LOL.”
Marrying Prince Charming was a “no-brainer,” while Aladdin was relegated to the dreaded Friend Zone because “he doesn’t do it for me.”
Ouch. Burn. Well, at least Jasmine doesn’t need to worry about Khloe as a threat in this case.
Azealia Banks Bites Security Guard"s Boob, Gets Arrested
Azealia Banks has learned a valuable lesson in life:
Try not to bite the breast of a security guard if you wish to avoid the strong arm of the law.
According to E! News and other outlets, the controversial singer was arrested early Wednesday morning after assaulting a female employee outside the New York City club Up&Down.
The New York Police Department reports that Banks was escorted away from the establishment at 12:46 a.m., after “she became verbally abusive and began to push the victim and bit victim on the breast causing swelling and redness.”
What led to the artist getting “arrested and charged with assault, disorderly conduct and harassment?”
An insider says Banks grew irritated when she was told she needed a stamp to go downstairs at the party being held at this venue.
Despite not being on the actual invite list and instead attending as a guest, Banks did earn entry to the private affair.
But she was offended that security did not recognize her and responded by getting into an alleged altercation, even spitting in the owner’s face at one point.
This caused Banks to be led away by a security guard and to reportedly bite security guard’s boob in anger.
Hence, the arrest.
Banks stood before a judge on Wednesday night and has since been released.
We’d act surprised and everything, but after Banks went on that homophobic tirade a few weeks ago, nothing really surprises us about this star.
Michelle Dockery Pays Tribute to Late Fiance
Three days after John Dineen passed away from cancer, Michelle Dockery paid moving tribute to her fiance at his funeral service in Cork, Ireland.
The sad event took place a day after Dineen would have turned 35 years old and just a few miles down the street from the farm on which he grew up.
“I was honored to know John, to love him and be loved by him,” said the Downton Abbey star, according to The Irish Times.
“He was my friend, my king, my hero, my everything. We celebrate him, we honor him and we will miss him.”
Dockery was introduced to Dineen through her co-star Allen Leech.
He died while under hospice care on Sunday, following a difficult battle with a rare form of cancer that lasted most of the year.
The same newspaper confirms that Dockery also quietly sang the 1937 Oscar Hammerstein song “The Folks Who Live on the Hill.”
“John’s charm was legendary,” the actress added in her speech.
“He could persuade anyone to do what he wanted in the least pushy way possible – particularly the women. He had a presence that was electric when he came in to the room. He had a wicked sense of humor. He had a genuine interest in other people.”
We send our thoughts and prayers to all who knew John Dineen.
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