In her latest promo for her upcoming talk show, Khloe Kardashian is sitting inside a martini glass.
But in the latest blog entry on her official website, Khloe Kardashian is talking about who she’d let inside of her. Allow us to explain…
Kardashian had some fun on her app this week, playing a game with herself of “F-ck, Marry or Friend Zone,” a kinder variation of “F-ck, Marry or Kill.”
So… which comedian would Khloe sleep with? Which U.S. President would she marry? Which famous Disney character would she simply befriend?
The opening round called on Kardashian to differentiate between Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler and Tina Fey.
She went ahead and placed Handler in the Friend Zone because “we’re good friends in real life and I love her.”
Kardashian then said Fey was a marriage material because “she seems like she’d be a good wifey,” which left Silverman as the star she’d totally band because she’s “smoking hot.”
From there, Kardashian entered the political fray by putting George W. Bush in the Friend Zone, adding that she would “marry Obama, for sure” and then joking:
“I guess that means I do it with Bill!”
Call us crazy, Keeks. But we’re guessing Bill would do it with you, too.
Finally, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was left choose between iconic Disney princes.
The options were Beast from Beauty and the Beast; Prince Charming from Cinderella; and Aladdin.
Kardashian acknowledged some of her bad boy tendencies by stating “I’d f-ck the Beast – I did want to f-ck the Beast back in the day, LOL.”
Marrying Prince Charming was a “no-brainer,” while Aladdin was relegated to the dreaded Friend Zone because “he doesn’t do it for me.”
Ouch. Burn. Well, at least Jasmine doesn’t need to worry about Khloe as a threat in this case.
