Thursday, December 17, 2015

Kris Jenner Moves In With Corey Gamble, Ditches Kim & Kanye

The living situations in the Kardashian-Jenner family are constantly changing, because playing musical chairs with a bunch of multi-million dollar mansions in Calabasas is just the sort of behavior they can get away with.



One of the most recent switcheroos came when Kim and Kanye moved in with Kris while Kim was still pregnant with Saint.


Thankfully, the next generation isn’t keeping up the alliterative name trend, or this family would be soon be more confusing than the Duggars.


Anyway, Radar Online is reporting that Kris has decided to put some distance between herself and the wild West clan by purchasing a $ 1.65 million condo as an early Christmas present to herself.


Well, actually it’s a present for Kris and her much-younger boyfriend, Corey Gamble.


Yes, it seems Kris and Corey (Krisey? Coris?) are getting serious, as the May-December couple is now officially shacking up.


No word official word yet on the rumors that Kris and Corey are engaged, but we get the feeling Kris may be dropping that bombshell on a very special episode of KUWTK sometime in the very near future.


Meanwhile, Corey is setting up shop in the lavish new crib and wondering what he did to deserve this. Oh yeah, he banged Kris Jenner.


Martin Shkreli: Arrested For Securities Fraud!

You may know Martin Shkreli as the douche who jacked up the price of the life-saving AIDS drug Daraprim.


But with any luck, the inmates at Lewisburg Federal Correctional Facility will soon know him as the little weasel who’s willing to shell out more commissary Hot Pockets for protection than any terrified new fish in cell block history.




Martin Shkreli



Shkreli was arrested this morning on charges of securities and wire fraud after an investigation revealed that the 32-year-old penis wrinkle CEO had used stock from his former drug company to pay off past debts from a hedge fund he ran into the ground.


We don’t want to jump the gun and call this a Christmas miracle just yet (The guy still has to be convicted and sentenced, after all.), but it’s hard not to get excited over the idea of karma delivering a ball-shattering crotch kick to a guy who’s horrendously dick-holish behavior isn’t limited to rolling the dice with the lives of millions of sick people.


Shkreli was recently accused of stalking and harassing a former employee; he was fired from his post at Retrophin (the company whose stock he essentially stole) “because of serious concerns about his conduct,” and he enjoys flaunting his obscene wealth by purchasing extravagant status symbols like a $ 2 million Wu-Tang Clan album.


(Hilariously, Wu-honcho the RZA blasted Shkreli on social media, and the little fella got all worked up about it.)


As of today, Twitter fights and random feuds with Bernie Sanders are probably pretty low on the wannabe-G’s list of 99 problems, as he’s facing a lengthy prison sentence if convicted.


Hey, look on the bright side Martin: You might finally get some of that street cred you so desperately seek. They probably won’t let you take your collection of priceless, limited-edition Air Jordans into the clink with you, though.

David Foster: Yolanda is "Exaggerating" Illness (Report)

Let’s leave the woman battling Lyme disease alone.



True, by making her illness public, Yolanda Foster is inviting criticism.  However, I have a hard time believing that she’s milking the attention for all it’s worth.


Sources tell Us Weekly that Foster’s estranged husband, David and his family believe the former model “just loves the attention of being sick.


“They believe she’s exaggerating her condition.”


Errrr.


“And they point out that she’s never gotten a legit diagnosis or a second or third opinion,” the source added.  “He didn’t understand why Yolanda wouldn’t leave the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills if she’s in so much pain and so tired.”


David has immense wealth and is a private person despite his fame, according to the source, “so it was frustrating Yolanda wanted to do this show so badly.”


It’s also been claimed that the music producer has, to date, spent $ 5 million on Yolanda’s treatments.


A friend of Yolanda’s refutes any claims that she is seeking attention.


“The sickness is very real and not fake,” says the insider. “She’s being brave, and she’s a fighter. She did this season only to promote awareness of the disease.”


Yolanda defended her decision to be so candid with her health, after Taylor Armstrong boldly questioned it on this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.


“Maybe it should anger me, but instead it makes me want to fight harder and speak louder for those whose voices can’t be heard,” Yolanda wrote.


“Those of you who have experienced chronic illness, you know what I’m talking about.”


Fuller House Premiere Date, First Promo Released

Have mercy, Netflix users.


In the very near future, you’ll be able to watch Fuller House and chill.



The Tanners have been given an official move-in date, as the above teaser confirms that all 13 episodes of Fuller House will hit the streaming service on Friday, February 26.


The spinoff will pick up with this beloved family 21 years after Full House went off the air, with Candace Cameron Bure starring again as D.J. Tanner Fuller.


She is recently widowed and living in San Francisco with two familiar faces: Jodie Sweetin’s Stephanie Tanner and Andrea Barber’s Kimmy Gibbler.


Joining these three adults under one roof will be four kids:


Gibbler’s teenage daughter Ramona, and D.J.’s trio of children: rebellious 12-year-old Jackson; neurotic 7-year-old Max; her newborn baby, Tommy Jr.


We can also look forward to guest appearances by John Stamos (Jesse Katsopolis), Bob Saget (Danny Tanner), Dave Coulier (Joey Gladstone), Lori Loughlin (Becky Katsopolis) and Scott Weinger (Steve Hale). 


Oh, yes, nearly the entire band is getting back together.


With the exception of The Olsen Twins because some cast members allegedly hate them.


Are you psyched for Fuller House?


Or are you sort of stupefied that such a program is about to exist?