Kim Kardashian: I Am the Puppet Master, Not My Mom!

Kim Kardashian is setting the record straight: SHE is the brains behind her family’s phenomenal (and mind-boggling) success, not her mother.

As reported by Daily Mail, the most successful Kardashian sister claims that it is indeed she that calls the shots, even though mom Kris Jenner gets all the credit.

“It’s so funny, because I’ll hear stories like, ‘Kris Jenner is the puppet master, having all of her kids do this and that,’ and I’m like, ‘If they only knew,"” Kim said in an interview with Editorialist magazine.

“I’m the one that will be like, ‘Kylie, do this. Kendall, you should do this."” 

And now we do know, Kim. Because you told us.

Let’s just let that settle in for a second. KIM is the smart one.

We’ll give you a moment to process that (and by “process that,” we mean “control your laughter”).

“I definitely see the shift from magazine to digital, and that’s exactly what I envision,” she said about launching her app.

“I did want my own avenue to tell my story, to show my fashion pics, to offer my beauty tips, my secrets.

“I was doing so many interviews with so many different magazines, and I would find that it wouldn’t be written right or maybe the product was off or I didn’t feel it was truly representing me.”

Kind of ironic she’s giving herself such pats on the back now, since just a couple days ago satirist Saint Hoax posted a video of Kim morphing into Kris. Perhaps a harbinger of what’s to come?

In addition to this revelation, Kim shared a sneak peak at photos from her super smart – you guessed it – swimsuit shoot from the magazine on her app and website, kimkardashianwest.com.

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Sugar Bear Comes Out: I"ve Experimented With Guys!

As you may have heard – and possibly blocked out of your memory with the help of dozens of expensive therapy sessions – Mama June Shannon and Sugar Bear are currently starring on Marriage Boot Camp and providing intimate details about their sex life.

Fortunately, the biggest surprise so far has nothing to do with anyone willingly having sex with Mama June, which – like the size of our ever-expanding universe – is something that no human being can fully comprehend.

Last week"s episode contained the bombshell revelation that June believes Sugar Bear is gay.

This week, SB basically said, "Yep," and then spit some tabacky into a nearby Folger"s tin.

"Don"t bring this up with nobody else "cause I don"t want this out there: I have experimented with guys," he tells June in the clip below.

"Oh my god," she responds, before adding in a confessional, "He tells me that he’s went to "the other side.""

"That’s not my cup of tea," Sugar Bear clarifies.

"It"s just something I was curious about, experimented with it, and it"s over with and done with, and that"s it, won"t ever happen again."

Don"t worry, Suge gets far more specific in the clip. 

We wouldn"t want to spoil it for you, but let"s just say he may have finally found a hobby where his lack of teeth might come in handy.

Watch Marriage Boot Camp online for more revelations from reality TV"s most WTF? couple.

Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin: Breakup on the Way?!

Last month, we reported that Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin would spend the holidays together in advance of his upcoming tour of duty with the U.S. armed forces.

It’s unclear where Javi will be headed and for how long, but it now looks as though he and Kailyn may be planning to call it quits before his deployment.

Rumors of Kailyn and Javi breaking up have been circulating for months now, and many fans are interpreting a recent tweet from Javi as an indication that their marriage is on the rocks:

In response to a fan’s tweet encouraging him to “choose love over everything else,” Javi responded:

“Love gets in the way of one’s vision sometimes that it’s not always the best choice.”

Not the most encouraging sentiment from a man who’s about to be away from his wife and child for at least a year.

For now, however, the couple is keeping everything – including the state of their marriage and the destination of Javi’s deployment – under wraps.

“Kailyn can’t give out the specifics of his deployment. The military doesn’t allow it,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

“It’s not easy, but they are handling it the best that they can.”

Watch Teen Mom online to relive all of kailyn and Javi’s ups and downs.

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Khloe Kardashian: Caitlyn LIED to the Family About Transitioning

In her seemingly neverending interview with Howard Stern, Khloe Kardashian gave us the down-and-dirty deets about her cheatin’ husband Lamar Odom.

And now she’s spilling the beans on the person who managed to make more headlines last year than the Kardashians: Caitlyn Jenner.

Because what’s a little sh*t talk among family members?

Khloe says she felt betrayed by Caitlyn because she wasn’t forthcoming with the family about her transition before it happened.

“All these tabloids are coming out … we’re like ‘we could ask the source. You’re our dad, we’ll ask you,"” said said. 

And they did. But Caitlyn (then Bruce) kept telling them the rumors weren’t true.

In fact, she says E! producers knew before the family did – and that stung.

“Something happened where we were at a meeting with E! for something and they mentioned that Bruce was having a TV show about transitioning or something,” she said. That’s the first we heard of it.” 

That’s a pretty big bomb to drop on a business meeting with fam.

“We felt so like ‘what the fuck? We’ve been asking you and why do business people know?"” she explained.

“I never want someone to feel like they have one-up on our family. We are a family. We’ve never turned our backs on each other yet with all the clusterf**ks of sh*t that’s happened in our lives, why would we now?”

Clusterf**cks of sh*t? What a brilliant way to describe the lives of the Kardashenners! Hey, she said it.

Nevertheless, she was justifiably pissed.

Khloe recalled that at first, he would only want to talk to them about transitioning when the cameras were rolling.

“Maybe he felt like we couldn’t get as upset or whatever.”

She said all she wanted was her dad to be honest.

“I don’t give a fuck what you want to do – just stop lying to us about things,” she said. “Each sister had a different story because he couldn’t keep up.”

“We didn’t know when he was going to start fully dressing as Caitlyn,” she added.

In Caitlyn’s defense, coming out to your family as trans is probably one of the most difficult things a parent would ever have to do.

And there isn’t exactly a handbook on how to do it.

Plus, let’s be honest, ANYONE would be scared sh*tless around that family.