Kourtney Kardashian Naked on Keeping Up: Behind the Scenes!

If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you know Kourtney stripped down for a fully nude photo shoot Sunday night.

If you don"t watch it … consider this your highlight reel!

This isn"t the first time we"ve seen a Kourtney Kardashian nude photo shoot, or even gone behind the scenes of one via KUWTK.

But it was a noteworthy one just the same.

Don"t believe us? Check out the images below of the 36-year-old mother of three (!) posing in the buff, on the ground and standing up.

Seriously, could her curves be any more insane?! 

Photographer Brian Bowen Smith told her flat out that "if you"re not blown away by your picture, then it means we didn"t do it right.”

Kourtney then confessed her one major insecurity.

"The only thing is I feel like my ass like disappeared when I lost weight," the realty star lamented. "We need to plump it up."

Do we, though? It"s awfully hard to fix perfection.

Kylie Jenner, who was present to watch her half-sister bare all, has big shoes to fill if and when she decides to go down this road …

1. Like Poetry in Motion

Kourtney Kardashian has posed naked on Keeping Up with the Kardashians before, as that’s kind of what she does for a living sometimes … but that doesn’t make the January 2016 episode in which she did so any less magnificent.

2. The Bottom Line

In more ways than one, if you know what we mean. We mean Kourtney showing off her bare bottom helps rake in the dollars, improving the financial bottom line considerably for her family.

3. Work it Out!

Kourt said she feels like she’s in her workout class. NOTE: We need to sign up for that workout class.

4. Kourtney on Top

Kourtney Kardashian may not be wearing a top in this screen grab from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but she is on top of the world in our book.

5. Pure Perfection

Kim Kardashian gets all the publicity, but Kourtney is pure perfection.

6. Take Notes, Kylie

Kourtney Kardashian, 36, shows sister Kylie Jenner, 18, how it’s done on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

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Taylor Swift to Selena Gomez: Stop Hanging Out With Katy Perry!!!

By now you’re probably familiar with Taylor Swift’s squad, but there’s a good chance you didn’t know that the singer runs her chick clique with an iron-fisted brutality that’s been known to make Mexican cartel kingpins be all like, “Yo, maybe you should chill, El Swifto.”

Okay, we might be exaggerating a tad, but apparently there are certain infractions that can get you banned from the Swift squad for life. Chief among them: fraternizing with rival badasses like Boobs Malone (aka Katy Perry).

Sources say problems arose within the squad recently when photos from the 2016 Golden Globes showed Selena Gomez hanging out with Katy on the red carpet.

Katy was there to present an award; Selena was there because of her hilarious cameo in The Big Short; and Taylor was at home, presumably tossing a roll of duct tape and a machete in her trunk so that she could “have a word” with Selena later.

Fortunately, sources say Taylor has forgiven Selena, and Ms. Gomez has promised to never publicly associate with Katy ever again. 

The poor girl has no clue how close she came to being fixed with a Joker’s smile, as few people realize what a hardcore OG Taylor really is.

For instance, did you know that “Out of the Woods” is actually a veiled threat directed at anyone who double-crosses Taylor?

If you listen closely to the lyrics, the song is clearly about being blindfolded and dumped in the middle of a remote forested area. True story. (Okay, not actually a true story.)

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Lisa Rinna: Makeup-Free and Nothing to Hide

I’ll admit that I’ve had my doubts about Lisa Rinna’s looks.  Specifically, has that face been under the knife?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reality star’s latest makeup-free selfie has washed any and all doubts away.  

Fishwrapper has the same thoughts, wondering what sorcery is responsible for that youthful complexion.  The work of a chemical peel?  Great genes? 

WHAT IS YOUR SECRET, RINNA?

Her lips appear real, only because other reality stars have afforded me the opportunity to actually hear the difference between speaking with lip plumpers vs. without.  It’s painfully obvious and offensive to those of us whom you say, “I’ve done nothing!  Don’t I look natural?”

No, you do not.  And you sound odd.

Rinna’s lips look the same now as they did twenty years ago.  The same cannot be said for Farrah Abraham (to be fair, she was a child at that time), Kyle Richards, Rose McGowan and others who have gotten a little help from Juvederm.

Alas, even Rinna gets jealous of others’ youthful glows.  

Rinna had a few theories about new RHOBH co-star and model Kathryn Edwards’ unchanging looks.  The two have known each other since the 90s, when Rinna worked on Days of Our Lives.

“She’s either sold her soul to the devil, or she has some sort of special cocktail that she drinks, because she looks exactly the same,” Rinna said in her voice-over interview.

You can’t have it all, Rinna.  Embrace the beauty that you are and be grateful that women everywhere walk into their plastic surgeon’s office, proclaiming “I want Rinna’s trout pout!”

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Kaley Cuoco: In LOVE With Johnny Galecki?!

Shortly after she filed for divorce from Ryan Sweeting, rumors that Kaley Cuoco planned to reunite with her ex-boyfriend and Big Bang Theory co-star Johnny Galecki began to circulate online.

Now, each passing week seems to give us a new reason to believe that Leonard and Penny are doing the big bang in real life. Hopefully without a laugh track.

First there were reports that Cuoco and Galecki were caught kissing on New Year’s Eve.

Shortly thereafter, sources claimed Kaley and Johnny hooked up at a People’s Choice Awards after-party.

Now, insiders say the couple is planning to continue keeping things on the down-low (or trying to, anyway), even though Kaley’s old feelings for Johnny came rushing back almost immediately after her marriage ended. 

“She realized her love for Johnny after her divorce,” a source tells In Touch.

“They’re taking things slow because Kaley doesn’t want to ruin their friendship if things don’t work out again. Kaley and Johnny have no plans to go public until they are both ready.”

Naturally, many are wondering if Kaley’s feeling for Johnny played a role in her split from Sweeting, but sources claim she was fully committed to her marriage right up until the end.

Once she became single, however, it seems Kaley didn’t have to look very far for a rebound hook-up.