Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Lisa Rinna: Makeup-Free and Nothing to Hide

I’ll admit that I’ve had my doubts about Lisa Rinna’s looks.  Specifically, has that face been under the knife?




Lisa Rinna



The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reality star’s latest makeup-free selfie has washed any and all doubts away.  


Fishwrapper has the same thoughts, wondering what sorcery is responsible for that youthful complexion.  The work of a chemical peel?  Great genes? 


WHAT IS YOUR SECRET, RINNA?


Her lips appear real, only because other reality stars have afforded me the opportunity to actually hear the difference between speaking with lip plumpers vs. without.  It’s painfully obvious and offensive to those of us whom you say, “I’ve done nothing!  Don’t I look natural?”


No, you do not.  And you sound odd.


Rinna’s lips look the same now as they did twenty years ago.  The same cannot be said for Farrah Abraham (to be fair, she was a child at that time), Kyle Richards, Rose McGowan and others who have gotten a little help from Juvederm.


Alas, even Rinna gets jealous of others’ youthful glows.  


Rinna had a few theories about new RHOBH co-star and model Kathryn Edwards’ unchanging looks.  The two have known each other since the 90s, when Rinna worked on Days of Our Lives.


“She’s either sold her soul to the devil, or she has some sort of special cocktail that she drinks, because she looks exactly the same,” Rinna said in her voice-over interview.


You can’t have it all, Rinna.  Embrace the beauty that you are and be grateful that women everywhere walk into their plastic surgeon’s office, proclaiming “I want Rinna’s trout pout!”