Lauren Bushnell: The Bachelor Beauty Rocks Bikini ... But No Ring?

If you"ve read The Bachelor spoilers for this season … well, we can"t say, in the event that you haven"t read them, and don"t want to.

But let"s just say that you don"t need any special spoilers to tell you that Lauren Bushnell has emerged as a frontrunner thus far in 2016.

Nor is it hard to figure out why.

Showing off her gorgeous figure on the beach in Mexico on Tuesday, Bushnell showed us all what she showed Ben Higgins on TV.

That she"s hot, basically.

Lauren was in Los Cabos with her sister Mollie and friends, and the 23-year-old looked amazing as ever as she frolicked on the beach.

There was no sign of an engagement ring on her finger, we noticed, but this doesn"t mean that she isn"t The Bachelor 2016 winner.

Even if she were the final rose recipient, she wouldn"t be out there giving away the outcome by rocking a giant ass tell-tale diamond.

Despite the fact that the spoilers always leak early, relatively few members of Bachelor Nation actually read them or care about them.

As a result, the cast is sworn to secrecy until the final episode airs … save for the occasional Snapchat from a bed shared by the winners.

It"s also been only three weeks of a long season, and with so much drama among the women, the romantic "journey" is almost secondary.

Ben Higgins hasn"t even said if he"s engaged, let alone to whom, though he said doing the show was "definitely" the right thing to do.

We"ll see if he"s singing that tune around June or July when The Bachelor couples usually announce their breakup, but good for him.

Good for him.

Tila Tequila Posts Photos of Boobs, Daughter

No one is really sure what Tila Tequila does or why she’s still famous, but one thing is for sure: she has one hell of an interesting Instagram page.

What you see above are three photos that Tila posted in quick succession last night.

The first is a photo of her daughter, Isabella. The second two kinda speak for themselves.

“My precious little tomboy is an advanced intellectual like her Mother,” Tila captioned the photo of her kid. “She will too, become empress of earth!”

Moments later, without irony, Tila posted the middle photo with a caption reading, “I told ya my ass keeps getting bigger! I need to chill out on the cheez-its.”

Take note: Empresses of the Earth love Cheez-Its.

Anyway, this is all very tame by the standards of Ms. Tequila’s social media accounts.

If you haven’t been keeping up, Tila thinks the Earth is flat, Hitler had some good ideas, and we would all respect her more if we could only see her giant, invisible penis. 

We wish we were making that up, but really it’s just the tip of the crazy-pants iceberg. 

At least Tila didn’t dress her baby like Hitler this time. We guess that’s progress.

Snooki Previews New Show, Houses Everywhere are Doomed

Back in November, FYI network (Kocktails with Khloe, Married at First Sight), announced a new show that would star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her husband, Jionni LaValle.

Titled Nicole & Jionni"s Shore Flip, the reality series follows the couple as they flip houses on the Jersey Shore, combining the antics of Snooki"s former summer home with the "know-how" of building a home.

Sounds dangerous.

Now, Us Magazine revealed a sneak peak of the 8-episode program, which features Snooki"s cutesy antics (freaking out over loud noises, heavy focus on what she calls "style") while Jionni quietly tries to finish the task at hand.

"We"re a good team," Polizzi tells her husband in the trailer. "You got the muscles — I got the ideas."

The show has been billed as such: The couple"s friends and family members will help them as they "undertake their first business venture together flipping houses which between family and work is no walk on the beach."

Snooki also has a show on the go90 app with Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, Moms With Attitude.  It"s basically Snooki and JWOWW as mothers, with the same "zero f–ks given" approach to life as on Jersey Shore.

Both shows feature Snooki and Jionni"s children, Lorenzo and Giovanna.

Kim Zolciak: I DO NOT Photoshop Bikini Pics Like THIS ONE!!!

Kim Zolciak wants to make one thing clear:

She does not Photoshop her bikini photos.

The uninhibited former star of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is sick of hearing Kim Zolciak Photoshop rumors, so she"s firing back.

"No need to photoshop!" Zolciak, 37, captioned the grainy footage below, in which she can be seen in a tiny strapless two-piece.

"Follow me on Snapchat!"

People who follow Kim at all know she"s not one to mince words and no stranger to sharing everything. And we mean everything.

See last week"s selfie of husband Kroy Biermann boob grabbing while wearing a Speedo. Life is interesting in their household.

"Gotta make time even if it"s quick," she wrote at the time.

"I don"t need to stick my butt out or point my feet in to have a thigh gap I have one even if I stand on my head."

"#BornWithIt #ILoveYouJuicy #IDontPostForYourOpinion"

"#ItsMYIGSoIPostPicsOfMe #ThatsNothingNew."

#themoreyouknow #thanksforsharingKim

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