Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Kailyn Lowry: PISSED at Jenelle Evans for Throwing Shade!

Looks like a coupla Teen Mom 2 stars are having a little passive-aggressive Twitter feud.



It all started when Kailyn Lowry got a butt lift and posted the before-and-after shots to Snapchat, because that wasn’t TMI at all.


In an interview with Us Weekly, Kailyn’s co-star Jenelle Evans responded to her decision to go under the knife.


“She looks great, and I’m happy [for her],” Jenelle told the magazine. “Whatever makes her happy. That’s her choice. It’s just not mine. It’s her decision. It’s her body. No one can tell her what to do.”


Earlier in the week, Jenelle said she had considered getting plastic surgery on her chin, but ultimately decided against it.


Apparently, Kailyn interpreted that as major shade, and shot off this tweet:


“When your cast mates subtly throw shade at you… it’s cool though.”


I mean, it’s Jenelle, so anything is possible, but we didn’t really see the malice in her comment.


However, Jenelle must’ve realized Kailyn’s tweet was directed at her, because she then tweeted what appeared to be a response.


“Sometimes you just have to block people in life that you once believed to be your friend,” she wrote. 


“I’ve always been the black sheep of the group, it’s all good. I’m use to it now,” she added via a second tweet.


Of all the social media offenses, this passive-aggressive baloney is the most annoying.


Parties express hurt and disappointment over something another has done to them, yet refuse to name names and just leave everyone wondering.


It’s a public forum, ladies. Everyone can see it, so just come out with it or stay mum, mmkay?


As far as we can see, though, these two are on the outs.


But it would seem they each have their own dramas to attend to, with Kailyn being accused of a sham marriage and Jenelle filing charges against her ex for stealing her car.


Ah, a day in the life of a Teen Mom.


Zayn Malik: I NEVER Wanted to Be in 1D!

It"s been several months since Zayn Malik broke hearts everywhere and left the hottest reigning boy band that is One Direction.


And now we learn he never wanted to be there in the first place.


WHAAAAT?


"I think I always wanted to go, from like the first year, really. I never really wanted to be there, like in the band," he confessed during an interview with Zane Lowe for iTunes" Beats 1 Radio.


"I just gave it a go because it was there at the time, and when I realized the direction we were going in—mind the pun—with the music, I instantly realized it wasn"t for me, because I realized I couldn"t put any input in."


Maybe no one explained to him as a young lad that boy bands have a very specific and proven formula that shant be tampered with.


"I couldn"t give my opinion on this or that because it didn"t fit the grain of what we were as a band or what we represented," he continued.


"So that"s when it became straight for me, that"s when I had to be, like, I"ve got to start thinking about myself. So I was always just writing anyway, even when I was in the band. It wasn"t something that I had to think about and process information. I just always knew."


Did Harry and Liam and Niall and Louis know??


“I think the boys kind of knew, in terms of the music, that wasn’t my cup of tea," he said. "They were aware of that.”


Well, did they even try to stop you from leaving??


"When I was leaving the band they obviously didn"t want me to leave, but they couldn"t talk me out of it at that point. I already made my mind up, so I just left."


Aw, man. 


So what are you saying, Zayn?? It was all just a CHARADE?!


Directioners everywhere must now come to terms with the fact that the fab five was really just the fab four plus a guy who just wasn"t that into it.


The singer"s first solo track, "Pillowtalk" releases January 29.


Watch the interview below:


Zayn malik i never wanted to be in 1d

Bristol Palin SLAMS Tina Fey: Her Voice Is Like "Nails On a Chalkboard"!

Last weekend on SNL, Tina Fey treated viewers to yet another hilarious impersonation of Sarah Palin, mocking the speech in which the former Alaska governor endorsed Donald Trump for president.


Palin’s daughter Bristol, however, was not impressed.



The Dancing With the Stars alum admitted she can’t stand the sound of Fey’s voice when she impersonates her mom.


“I’m sure many of you saw Tina Fey, who sounds nothing like my mom, do a skit based on my Mom’s endorsement of Donald Trump,” Palin wrote on her blog. “I don’t know about you, but hearing her fake accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me!”


Totally understandable. If someone made fun of my mom, I’d be her biggest defender as well. 


But then Palin took things to the shallow end of the pool by criticizing Fey’s looks.


“I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for having three more kids and seven more years on Tina!)” she wrote.


Real classy, Bristol.


Nice to see that a young woman such as yourself is focusing on issues of importance here, because when women are involved, it’s really all about their physical appearance, isn’t it?


Palin also thinks SNL needs to just let this skit go, already.


Saturday Night Live and Fey have been clinging to this impersonation a little too long,” the mother of two lamented. “It’s getting pathetic. Its been 7 years! Are they desperate for content? Or just desperate for viewers?”


Welp, maybe when your mom stops spewing out ridiculously laughable comments that almost seem designed for parody, these sketches will die off on their own.


As it stands, viewers and critics alike still love it when Fey does the former vice presidential candidate.


In a final petty blow, Palin brought up the black fringed jacket worn by her mom and a similar one worn by Fey in the sketch.


“I think my mom wore it better. What do you think?” she wrote, then included a poll in which readers could vote.


The result?


Tina Fey: 78%, Sarah Palin: 22%


I think the audience has spoken.


Amber Rose on Kanye West-Wiz Khalifa Feud: "Ye Just Needs a Finger Up His Butt

Earlier today, an innocent tweet about weed resulted in one of the most memorable Twitter wars of all time, as Kanye West went off on Wiz Khalifa over a hilarious misunderstanding.



In case you missed it, Wiz started the day by tweeting that he was enjoying his signature strain of weed, which happens to be called KK.


Kanye mistook the comment for a shot at his wife (whose initials, of course, are KK) and  flew into one of his signature tantrums, continuing to hold his breath and stamp his little feet even after Wiz and many others explained his mistake to him.


Moments ago, Kanye finally issued one of his signature half-assed apologies, but only after his ex, Amber Rose, stepped in and put him in his place as few others could.


Amber recently got divorced from Wiz, but they remain friends and have been amicably co-parenting their son.


Kanye, however, continues to publicly degrade Amber, even though they haven’t been together in years.


So when it came time for her to pick a side, the choice was obvious. And man, is she a good person to have in your corner:


“Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch,” Amber tweeted about an hour ago.


After noticing that Yeezy had started furiously deleting his most recent tweets, Amber followed up with:


“Lol @kanyewest Now u wanna delete ur tweets cuz Muva has arrived? #TwitterFingers #UrGettingBodiedByAStripperN–ga”


Yup. Like we said, Amber knows how to hit someone where it hurts…or in this case, where they like it.


Kanye claims that Wiz lost 2 million followers as a result of their beef, but of course, that’s about as true as most of the stuff that comes out of Yeezy’s mouth.


We don’t think there’s any doubt that Wiz and Amber emerged victorious on this one.