Monday, February 1, 2016

The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 1 Episode 3 Recap: Sunshine & Whiskey

Amazing what a little whiskey can do, or so we were informed last night on The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 1 Episode 3



In Potomac, as we know, it’s all about the etiquette.


This is a double-edged sword that cuts both ways.


Case in point: Katie stepped out for charity gala Sunday night in order to garner attention (and, of course, funds) for her family’s foundation.


However, her philanthropic quickly played second fiddle to her marital status after Katie learned more about Andrew’s wedding timeline.


Let’s just say they may not be on the same page.


Elsewhere, while all this was going on, Robyn’s complicted relationship – already unorthodox – with her ex-husband faced a new challenge.


Oh, and Karen and Charrisse met Katie’s new friend, Ashley Darby, a 26-year-old married to a businessman three decades her senior.


This young wife has her sights set on joining Potomac’s elite social circles, and you can only imagine the reception she’s going to get.


It will be an uphill battle to climb the social ladder with the epic shade throwing that gold-digger (or so she’ll be labeled) will likely face. 


We’re not judging, just calling it like we see it.


This is Potomac, after all. Your New York values don’t apply here. In the land of etiquette, there are certain ways in which we do things.


You want to take that on? Good luck to you.


Follow the link above to watch The Real Housewives of Potomac online, and tell us what you think of the new Bravo show thus far.


The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Episode 13 Recap: Jamaican Jerks, Chickens

“I still have my Jesus with me, so I’m not gonna knock a bitch upside her head, but had she touched me, y’all would’ve seen a whole ‘nother side of Kim Fields.”


– Kim Fields



On The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Episode 13, the women jetted off to Jamaica for some fun in the sun with their men in tow.


NeNe Leakes big appearance was the big storyline coming in … 


… but she wasn’t the one who ruined the vacay in epic fashion.


Obviously, if you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online at all, you know that the shade-throwing drama never stays in the ATL.


In fact, it typically increases whenever there’s a trip involved.


During Cynthia Bailey’s meeting with Kim Fields and (the unbelievably immature) Kenya Moore, the trip began to go south in a hurry.


Moore accused Bailey of being unprofessional for going with Kim’s pitch for the ad, despite Kenya having flaked on the pitch meeting.


Then she called out Kim personally, and in a brazenly ridiculous middle school move, actually pulled Kim’s chair away from the table.


While Kim still happened to be sitting in it.


Fields (see above quote) kept her cool despite plenty of reasons to smack the ISH out of her adversary, while Cynthia just sat there.


Why Bailey didn’t grow a pair, own the decision to go with Kim’s pitch and shut down this display is beyond us, but it is what it is now.


At dinner later, when Peter asked what was wrong and what triggered this massive beef, More was still bitter and in a fighting mood.


“I would like to just take one of these lanterns and set my ass on fire than talk about this” Kenya snapped, to which Peter responded:


“Someone give her the motherf–king lantern.”


As Kim began to explain her side of things, Kenya up and left, after which Kim’s husband Chris laid it out for Cynthia plainly: 


“As boss, you’re the only one that can [this]. Simply go to Kenya and say I made a decision and I need you as my friend to live with it.”


“And also say, ‘You’re not my BFF,"” NeNe added.


Of course, it’s not that easy, and the way in which Cynthia characterized their relationship made its way to Kenya the very next morning.


Kenya wouldn’t let that crucial point go either, eventually forcing Cynthia to tell her flat out: “In my mind, we’re not best friends yet.”


That, friends, is just a bitter pill to swallow.


Grease Live: The Best, Most GIF-Tastic Moments!


Grease: Live was the word on Fox on Sunday night, January 31.


The production, which starred Julianne Hough and Aaron Tveit in lead roles Sandy and Danny, was a major hit for the network, dominating the Twitter conversation and mostly receiving rave reviews.


Did you miss it? Did you catch it and wish to relive all the best moments once again in GIF form?


Good. Let"s do this!




1. Those Summer Nights


Those summer nights

It all started with a memorable summer kiss on a memorable summer night. Tell you more, tell you more? Sure, no problem!



2. Grease was the Word


Grease was the word

This opening number kicked off the show in grand fashion.



3. Do It, Danny!


Do it danny

Thse hip thrusts may make it hard for you to get any work done today.



4. Time to Rule the School


Time to rule the school

And wiggle those hips, Vanessa Hudgens!



5. Hough Stuff


Hough stuff

If dancing, singing and acting all fail for Julianne Hough, she could always go into cheerleading.



6. This Was New


This was new

And the song was also great. Who would have guessed?


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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Lamar"s Darkest Days

On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 Episode 11, Kim Kardashian was tasked with planning her mom’s 60th birthday party.


But from Scott Disick going to rehab to Lamar Odom being found in a Las Vegas brothel, Momager Kris’ big 6-0 felt like an afterthought.



In the midst of party planning, Kim learned that Disick went to rehab, a decision that everyone agreed could only good for the wildman.


But if you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you know it’s not the first time, as Khloe pointed out with moderate skepticism.


It was revealed that Kim went to visit Scott, bringing along his three kids with Kourtney Kardashian (who did not make the trip there).


Then it was Lamar Odom’s hospitalization which was was addressed, via a series of news reports about the former NBA champion.


Text appeared on screen, describing what had happened to Lamar for viewers and saying that “filming was stopped for a brief period.”


Chances are, if you follow the Kardashians at all, you were well aware of all of this, but it helped but the following scenes into context.


“I’m so overwhelmed with what’s going with Lamar,” Kris said, two weeks after. “It’s heartbreaking. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so powerless.”



Khloe, meanwhile, was spending “every second in the hospital with Lamar. She feels guilty for needing to leave,” Kourtney said.


She also decided not to call off her divorce from Odom so that she could continue making the best medical decisions for her ex.


As we now know, this did not lead to a reconciliation between the pair, but it did show us how much Khloe cares for and loves Lamar.


While this was going on, Kim felt bad about celebrating her own birthday, but Kanye West through her a party and left her no choice.


Caitlyn Jenner was in attendance, hanging out with Corey Gamble, Kris’ new boyfriend who was prominently featured in this episode.


If Corey Gamble is paid to date Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 Episode 11 was a very good week for him.


Though Kris initially resisted Gamble’s attempts to take care of her and make her relax, she capitulated and let her man do his thing.