Stassi Schroeder Sex Tape: Who"s the Jerk That Threatened to Post It Online?

It was back in March of last year that we first learned about the existence of a Stassi Schroeder sex tape. 

On an episode of Vanderpump Rules that was filmed back in the summer of 2013, Stassi revealed that she’d masturbated on a live webcam for a boyfriend who was out of town.

On the season 3 reunion show, we found out that the intimate moment was recorded without her knowledge, and the video had been shopped around to potential buyers.

On last night’s episode, we learned a bit about the identity of the D-bag who extorted $ 900 from Lisa Vanderpump by threatening to go public with the footage.

Needless to say, if you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know just about everything about this tape except whether or not Stassi’s carpet matches the drapes. (We’re guessing she prefers linoleum.)

But for most fans, one big question remains: Who is this jerk that threatened to post Stassi’s solo sex tape online?

Well, after a bit of digging, we here at THG believe we can confidently reveal the answer:

But first we have to ask: Remember this douche?

That’s Frank Herlihy, the former Sur bartender whom Stassi was dating around the time she made the tape.

That’s not exactly conclusive evidence on its own, but on last night’s episode, Lisa revealed that the amateur extortionist was a former employee whom she had been forced to fire – which also describes Frank.

The only men we’ve seen Stassi get seriously involved with over the course of the series are Jax Taylor, her current boyfriend Patrick Meagher, and Frank.

We’re pretty sure those first two can be ruled out as suspects, which leaves Frank – who was not exactly a fan favorite to begin with – as the culprit.

Can we prove it beyond a reasonable doubt? No, but this ain’t Making a Murderer and Frank ain’t Steven Avery.

He’s just some D-bag who tried to extend his 15 minuted of fame by showing the world his ex’s handiwork. Gross.

Drake Mocks "Hotline Bling" in T-Mobile Super Bowl Ad

Drake and his turtleneck will both play a key role at Super Bowl 50.

T-Mobile has given fans an early look at its upcoming commercial for the big game, one that features Drake poking fun at his very own music video.

You know the one; the one for "Hotline Bling" that features Drake dancing around in a decidedly UNcool manner.

In the following footage, Drake is recreating that video, only for a T-Mobile executive to yell "Cut!" and offer up a note:

“When you say ‘call me on my cell phone," just add ‘device eligible for upgrade after 24 months,"” the man in the suit says.

"Genius!" Drake replies.

Another executive then chimes in with: "Also, you need to include that streaming music will include data charges."

“Fantastic idea!” Drake says, with a giant happy smile on his face. “These changes don’t ruin the song at all!”

We then see more of Drake"s awkward old man dancing and, we must say, this is pretty awesome all around.

It"s the perfect mix of product and spokesman, and it gives us a look at a self-deprecating, totally self-aware Drake.

Well done all around.

Allow us to go add this video to our collection of favorite Super Bowl commercials.

Farrah Abraham: Kendall Jenner & Khloe Kardashian Are Sad and Weak!

Farrah Abraham has always been quick to pick a fight, but in recent weeks, she’s stepped her game up and started beefing with just about celebrity that crosses her path.

It all started when Farrah lashed out at Nicki Minaj on Twitter.

This served as a sort of domino effect feud that’s resulted in several new feuds, and even more idiocy from Farrah.

You see, the Nicki-Farrah beef was the subject of a sketch starring Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Snoop Dogg that aired on Kendall’s new FYE talk show, Kocktails With Khloe.

While Farrah has been a joke to the rest of the world for several years, she still doesn’t see herself that way and she made it clear that she was not cool with being mocked by the likes of the Kard clan.

Farrah slammed Kendall and Khloe on Instagram, but apparently she still has more outrage to vent.

Farrah spoke with Radar Online today, and the Teen Mom trainwreck went off when the topic of Kendall and Khloe came up:

“I just saw the clips. I just feel like it was sad if someone’s in their own home talking and behaving that way about someone who they have never even met,” Farrah said.

“I think people who are like that, they are weak individuals and if they don’t stand up for what is right, then what is our world becoming? So that’s why I stand firmly for what I believe.”

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It’s the usual garbled word salad we’ve come to expect from Farrah, but we think the gist is that she’s not cool with Kendall or Khloe.

Oh, and she’s still not exactly besties with Nicki, but she’s gonna beef with the rapper, because, like, people like her, and stuff:

“I don’t need to think that everyone’s right when they’re behaving badly,” she said, adding, “Like I’m not going to fight with Nicki Minaj because everyone wants to be her friend and she has followers and all that stuff.”

“I don’t agree, and I know that I’m in the right, and they are very much in the wrong. So I wish them all the best, but I’m not a fan of them.”

So there you have it. We’re sure Kendall, Khloe and Nicki are totally torn up about the fact that Farrah isn’t a fan of theirs.

Will they ever get over it? We’ll keep you posted.

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Kate Middleton "Dreads" India Trip, William Tells Her To Suck It Up

Their Royal Highnesses are scheduled to make an official visit to India and Bhutan this spring.

The timing of the trip has not yet been disclosed by Kensington Palace, but that doesn’t stop some tabloids from claiming that the Duchess of Cambridge is “dreading” the idea of being away from her two children for an extended amount of time.

According to Celebrity Dirty Laundry, Prince William has told his wife to “act like a royal” and stop begging him to cancel their trip.

Queen Elizabeth II’s 90th birthday is on April 21st, and celebrations are already being planned.  It’s unclear if the Cambridges will visit both countries and miss the festivities, or if their trip is scheduled prior.

To celebrate Her Majesty, a two-hour documentary is being put together by royal biographer Robert Hardman.  Members of the House of Windsor, including Prince Charles, the Duchess of Cornwall, William and Catherine have be interviewed for the ITV network special.

This will be Catherine’s second time taking part in an on-camera interview since her 2010 engagement, so why not drum up some rumors about her performance?

“We’re guessing Kate Middleton was coached within an inch of her life for the interview,” CDL writes.

“After receiving the list of questions someone most assuredly went over them with a fine-tooth comb, decided which ones the Duchess of Cambridge would be permitted to answer and then provided appropriate replies to each query.

“A Royal minder or two probably sat down with Duchess Kate and made her read the prepared answers over and over again until the future Queen was able to come across as spontaneous. Wonder if there were many tears shed before the actual interview even started!”

Who is she, Katie Holmes? 

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