Victoria Justice for Kode Magazine
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Kim Kardashian: Terrified to Give Birth!!!
SPOILER ALERT:
Kim Kardashian has a safe delivery on December 5, giving birth to a son named Saint West.
We know this now, of course.
But Kim didn"t know it back when she was filming the Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 finale, which airs this Sunday and which features Kim"s water breaking.
“I can’t even begin to explain the anxiety that you have when you just don’t know when you’re gonna go to into labor," she says below, not long before the blessed event begins.
"They always say your second baby comes quicker, so I just hope I make it there in time… The unknown just scares me.”
In order to prepare herself, Kardashian will actually do a practice hospital run from her mother"s home to the hospital, with close friend Jonathan Cheban tagging along and trying to encourage her.
While totally grossing us out in the process.
“Come on, Kim, you’re dripping,” he says at one point, uttering what may be the grossest words we"ve ever heard anyone utter.
We"ll still watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or maybe on television in order to see how this season concludes, but can someone put a muzzle on Cheban please?
No male should ever be allowed to take about a woman"s water breaking in such a manner. Just… no.
11 Photos of Kate Middleton Looking Sporty and Perfect Because DUH
I"m going to go a bit Daily Mail here and declare Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Sport.
Long before April 29th, 2011, the former Catherine Middleton was racing Prince William down slopes, playing worthy opponents on the court and taking charge of a dragon boat.
Britain"s royal family is a sporty one, mainly geared towards polo, horse racing, and salmon fishing (yes, that"s a sport). The Windsors love the great outdoors, which is why Catherine fit rights in.
It"s not particularly fair that someone as graceful as she looks as comfortable in a ball gown and tiara as she does in a half-zip and moccasins.
1. "Would Anyone Like To Go Riding?"
“We’ll have to take a car over to the stables. They’re on the other side of the castle, past the gardens.”
2. "What a Lark!"
“Aren’t you lot supposed to be Olympians?”
3. "Like This? In My Stuart Weitzmans?"
“What else have you got for me?”
4. "You Want Me To Do What?"
“I lied! Ok? I’m only the world’s 2nd greatest athlete and I have no idea how to get down from this bloody wall!”
5. "This Ball-In-The-Net Thing is Great Fun"
“I’m quite good at this, aren’t I?”
6. "’Yee-Haw?’ WTF Is ‘Yee-Haw?’"
“Can we go home now?”
Vanessa Hudgens: Instagram Photo Leads to Federal Investigation
On Valentine’s Day this year, Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler celebrated with a trip to Sedona, Arizona, a desert town known for its beautiful scenery and red rock formations.
To commemorate their love, the lovebirds carved “Austin + Vanessa” surrounded by a heart shape into one of the majestic rocks.
The Grease Live star shared it with her Instagram followers and everyone thought it was adorbs… except for the federal government.
It turns out that defacing public land belonging to the United States violates a federal law, and the two could face a fine of $ 5,000 or up to six months in jail.
We’ve got a hunch they’d choose the fine.
“This incident is currently under investigation, so there is not much I can share specifically since I am not privy to the details of an investigation until it is complete,” Coconino National Forest Public Affairs Officer Brady Smith told Us Weekly.
“However, I can say that the issue of people carving their names and other things in rocks in the Sedona and surrounding area is always a challenge we face, and try to inform people about its destructive nature. We have found that when one person carves something, it encourages others to carve.”
Vanessa has since removed the photo of the carving.
We’re sure the two didn’t realize they were doing anything illegal or even immoral and were just acting like a couple of love-struck teens. But, of course, the officer has a point.
The rocks of Sedona are breathtaking works of nature, and it would be a shame if they were covered in graffiti.
Still, it hasn’t been the best month for Vanessa. Just hours before taking the stage to perform Grease Live, her father died of cancer.
A consummate professional, with a “the show must go on” mentality, she bravely (and flawlessly) executed the role and dedicated her performance to her dad.
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