Kylie Jenner: I Love Black Bananas!

Who would have thought that the combination of Kylie Jenner and bananas would result in so many entertaining videos?

Last week gave us the precious throwback gem that was and 8-year-old Kylie singing "Hollaback Girl" with Gwen Stefani (and nailing the "B-A-N-A-N-A-S" part).

Now, we have an 18-year-old Kylie commenting on America"s favorite tropical fruit in a very, very different.

The clip below features Kylie declaring her love for "black bananas," and here"s the kicker: It seems like she"s serious.

She must have been aware of the innuendo, but apparently Kylie"s sense of humor is dry as a bone (no pun intended), because her delivery her is as deadpan as it gets.

Since you"ve gotten this deep (again, no pun) into an article about Kylie and her suggestive love of spoiled produce, we"re guessing you"re aware that she"s still dating Tyga.

What does that have to do with her fondness black bananas?

Well, obviously rappers receive a lot of perks and special treatment up to and including first dibs on expired fruit at local grocery stores.

So, yeah, if we had to guess we would say Kylie is with Tyga in part because of her love of black bananas.

Why are you looking at us like that?

Michael Snoddy: Paris Jackson Introduces (Much Older) New Boyfriend on Instagram!

It’s only been four months since Paris Jackson broke up with Chester Castellaw, but it looks as though Michael’s only daughter wasted no time in moving on.

Paris celebrated her 18th birthday on April 3, and she marked the occasion by hitting up Disney Land with her new dude Michael Snoddy.

Snoddy posted a a photo of himself and Paris piling on the PDA along with the following caption:

“Happy birthday to one of the most incredible women I’ve ever met! So happy we get to celebrate YOUR DAY together! Cheers to many more baby!”

Paris returned the favor, posting a pic of her and Snoddy kissing, with a caption reading, “Best birthday ever, my baby.”

Little is known about Snoddy, other than the fact that he’s 26 (Bear in mind that under California law, Paris just became “legal” this week.), he lists his profession as “drummer,” and his Instagram profile declares that he’s “$ OUTHERN MADE. HOLLYWOOD PAID.” 

An older man might be able to provide the stability Paris seems to crave, but we hope those in her inner circle have counseled her on how to keep an eye out for fame-and-fortune chasers.

For the most part, Paris seems to be in a good place these days – slamming haters and bravely opening up about her past substance abuse issues on social media.

We hope she stays on the right path and that Snoddy is the guy to help her do it.

But if she’s anything like every other 18-year-old on the planet, she’s still got a whole lot of mistakes ahead of her.

Charlize Theron: It"s So Hard Being This Hot!

Break out the violins, people.

Charlize Theron has a very sad story to tell…

The actress graces the latest cover of GQ and opens up to that publication about her struggles in the entertainment world, blaming a lack of recent roles on her tremendous looks.

Really. She says this.

“Jobs with real gravitas go to people that are physically right for them and that’s the end of the story,” Theron explains.

“How many roles are out there for the gorgeous, f–king, gown-wearing eight-foot model? When meaty roles come through, I’ve been in the room and pretty people get turned away first.”

This may be true.

But does Theron really think she has it worse off than actresses who are not as sexy as she is?

We’re talking about one of Esquire’s Sexiest Women in the World here.

This is one of those times when Theron probably should have just kept her opinion to herself.

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Added Theron:

“We live in a society where women wilt and men age like fine wine. And, for a long time, women accepted it.

“We were waiting for society to change, but now we’re taking leadership. It would be a lie to say there is less worry for women as they get older than there is for men…

“It feels there’s this unrealistic standard of what a woman is supposed to look like when she’s over 40.”

Again, there is a lot of truth to this statement.

Older women definitely have more trouble remaining relevant in the entertainment industry than their male counterparts.

But the person behind this message should maybe not be a 40-year old, coming off a starring role in one of 2015’s best-reviewed movies, who is unquestionably one of the best looking people on the planet.

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Olivia Munn: I Didn"t Get Plastic Surgery, You Jerks!

She can’t win, it seems.

Since January, many have assumed that Ride-Along 2′s Olivia Munn has gotten plastic surgery to enhance her facial features.

“When your face changes because of makeup, it’s hard to let people know that you’re not actually doing surgery or fillers,” Munn, who covers May’s issue of Fashion, explained.

“I posted the picture on Instagram because the glam team had worked very hard. People were like, ‘What did she do to her face?’ A week later, I looked completely different,” she added

“As an actor, you can be completely transformative and take on different roles. As an individual in the world, it’s a totally different story―we live in a time where there’s so many pictures that bring so much scrutiny.

“Being multi-ethnic – I’m half-Chinese, half-white – brings up a whole set of complications that people don’t even think about when it comes to being photographed.

“I have more of a white appearance on the outside, but my bone structure is very much Asian. I have high cheekbones and smaller eyes.

“When you put shimmer on the inside of my eyes, I immediately look cross-eyed. If you put too heavy of an eyelash on me, it looks like my eyes are halfway closed.”

Also contributing to a change in Munn’s overall appearance is a 12-lb weight loss, thanks to four months of sword and stunt training for X-Men: Apocalypse (out May 27th).

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