Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne: Divorce Getting Ugly Already?!

Over the weekend, we reported that Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have called it quits after 33 years of marriage.



It wasn’t the first time that rumors of Sharon and Ozzy breaking up made their way around the web, so we figured there was a good chance that the sassy TV personality and the mumbly rock zombie would patch things up.


Now, however, it’s beginning to look like Ozzy would have a better chance of winning an elocution contest than of winning his wife back.


For starters, Sharon basically confirmed her marriage is over on The Talk this week.


On Monday, she took the day off, but had co-host Julie Chen issued a statement hinting that the reports about Ozzy being caught cheating are 100% true. 


Today, Sharon returned to the panel and started the show with a very clear reference to her husband’s alleged infidelity:



Yes, lemonade. The official beverage of famous women whose famous husbands have been caught sleeping around.


At first it was reported that Ozzy was basically retreating and had moved out of the Beverly Hills home he once shared with Sharon.


Now, it seems he was kicked to the curb – and then made an unwelcome return:



According to TMZ, Ozzy showed up at the house to try and win his way back into Sharon’s heart and she wasn’t having it.


Basically, he was all, “Mama, I’m comin’ home,” and she was like, “Nah, you’re really not.”


Sounds like these two are in for an ugly breakup.


Fortunately, Sharon doesn’t have to worry about Ozzy bad-mouthing her because no one can tall what the hell he’s saying.


Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne: Divorce Getting Ugly Already?!

Over the weekend, we reported that Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have called it quits after 33 years of marriage.



It wasn’t the first time that rumors of Sharon and Ozzy breaking up made their way around the web, so we figured there was a good chance that the sassy TV personality and the mumbly rock zombie would patch things up.


Now, however, it’s beginning to look like Ozzy would have a better chance of winning an elocution contest than of winning his wife back.


For starters, Sharon basically confirmed her marriage is over on The Talk this week.


On Monday, she took the day off, but had co-host Julie Chen issued a statement hinting that the reports about Ozzy being caught cheating are 100% true. 


Today, Sharon returned to the panel and started the show with a very clear reference to her husband’s alleged infidelity:



Yes, lemonade. The official beverage of famous women whose famous husbands have been caught sleeping around.


At first it was reported that Ozzy was basically retreating and had moved out of the Beverly Hills home he once shared with Sharon.


Now, it seems he was kicked to the curb – and then made an unwelcome return:



According to TMZ, Ozzy showed up at the house to try and win his way back into Sharon’s heart and she wasn’t having it.


Basically, he was all, “Mama, I’m comin’ home,” and she was like, “Nah, you’re really not.”


Sounds like these two are in for an ugly breakup.


Fortunately, Sharon doesn’t have to worry about Ozzy bad-mouthing her because no one can tall what the hell he’s saying.


Chrissy Teigen Breastfeeds, Earns Fake Ire of Kelly Clarkson

Chrissy Teigen totally has this new motherhood thing down pat.



First, she’s refusing to let the haters get to her, lashing out at critics who dared to criticize the model because she went to dinner.


Second, she gave birth to a really cute child with husband John Legend.


Just look at that photo above of Chrissy and little daughter Luna.


Third, she’s learning to multitask… while helping mothers around the world normalize breastfeeding.


Consider the following photo Teigen recenty shared on Snapchat:



“Christine wears many hats,” she captioned the Snapchat video still, which features the Lip Sync Battle co-host having her assistant unzip her top.


Teigen and Legend welcomed Luna on April 14, with the child weighing in at 6 pounds and 11 ounces.


Fourth, Teigen is rocking an impressive post-baby body these days, showing it off late last week via a picture of herself in a crop top.


In response, she has earned the jovial wrath of Kelly Clarkson, who welcomed her second child, Remington, on April 12 (two days before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model).


Clearly taken aback by Teigen’s taut figure just a month after giving birth, the singer wrote on Twitter:


“Okay, what?! She just had a baby! #hateher #justkidding #kindofnotkidding #jealouslikeJonas.”


But Clarkson quickly made amends by inviting Teigen and Legend over, especially after taking a glance at the cookbook author’s talents in the kitchen.


“Yeah I’m not gonna lie, that looks damn good!” she responded to Legend’s photo of Mother’s Day fried chicken. “You & @chrissyteigen r welcome 4 play dates if u bring that w/you ha!”


Would anyone else pay any amount of money to see pictures of these stars and their kids on a play date?


No? Just us?


In that case, let’s just move on to other photos of famous moms who are breastfeeding their kids in public:


Band Members Sell Own Sex Tape For $5 After Some Perv Steals It

The members of YACHT, an L.A. musical duo, are selling their own sex tape after they claim that someone stole it and posted it online.



To be clear, Jona Bechtolt and Claire L. Evans, who are also in a romantic relationship, would prefer no one actually watch the video.


But, if you must, do not watch it via torrent. “We beg of you to download the video, Louis C.K.-style, directly from us,” the duo urges.


The sex tape, they claim, fell into the wrong hands “due to a series of technological missteps and one morally abject person.”


“Claire and I, who have been romantic and artistic partners since 2006, made a ‘sex tape.’ It was intended for us only.”


“We don’t feel the need to justify the reason we made it.”


“Anyone reading this who has been in a long term partnership understands that preserving the relationship is an ever-changing and challenging thing.”


“It’s especially difficult when the lines between career and romance are as merged as ours are.”


“The financial pressures that we’ve been under, which de facto extend into our extracurricular lives, created a circumstance in which we felt like we needed a bit of an escape from the day-to-day.”


“So we turned on a camera, became naked, and had sex.”



“We assumed that we were the only people who would be privy to that video. I guess we were naive. Now you have the option to be privy to that video.”


“For us, that’s a shame.”


“We feel like art is an act of generosity. The art we make for the public is for that expressed purpose.”


“And now we’re in an awkward situation where the art that we made for us and us alone is being viewed by anyone who has the inclination to hit play.”


Following a “true and humiliating blurring of the public and private,” the couple claims it initiated legal proceedings against the person who stole it.


In the meantime, they add, “our hope is that you fundamentally understand that choice and you choose not to view a private act that was inadvertently made public.”


“We hope you understand that this is not a delicious scandal. This is an exploitation.”


Evans and Bechtolt then noted that they posted it themselves, on a site where it’s available for purchase: “This video is out there now.”


“We can’t change that. But we can try to be ‘as YACHT as possible’ about it and take some kind of ownership over what has happened.”


“So we’re asking you one thing: if you feel like you 100% have to see this tape, don’t stream it on some tube site, or download a torrent.”


The site where the video can be purchased reads:


If you’re here, it’s because you want to see a sex tape made by Claire Evans and Jona Bechtolt of the band YACHT.


That’s okay – we’re not here to judge.



A video that we made privately has been released to the public. We have commenced legal proceedings against the individual who made it available without our consent.


That said, we don’t have any illusion that this tape is ever going to vanish completely from the internet. Instead, we’ve created a platform for you to purchase and download the video directly from us.


If you absolutely must see this video, we ask that you refrain from downloading it from a torrent, or streaming it on a tube site.


Controlling how this video is seen, and who profits from it, is the only form of agency we have left over this exploitative situation.


Please do the right thing. Thank you for your support.


With love and respect, Claire and Jona


While profiting from amateur porn is not new – see the Kim Kardashian sex tape – the band’s tactic reflects an understanding of the marketplace.


It’s also refreshingly honest compared to, say, certain people trying to tell us that the Farrah Abraham sex tape was “leaked” unintentionally.


Plus, these two are totes in love! Kind of makes you want to download the thing and open a nice bottle of wine with your partner, doesn’t it?


Wait, was that out loud?