Kim Kardashian Promises Nude Selfies Forever, World Braces Itself

As a community of interweb users, we only have ourselves to blame.

Last night, before she hopped on a private plane that took her to the Cannes Film Festival, a Vivienne Westwood-clad Kim Kardashian accepted the first-ever “Break The Internet” gong at the 20th Annual Webby Awards, which honors “the best of the internet.”

Best is a relative term in this case.

Kardashian was toasted at the ceremony – held at Cipriani Wall Street in New York – for her “bold and creative” ways of using social media, according to Us Weekly.

“As the leading celebrity in terms of her online presence and understanding of how to connect with a global audience via social media, apps and online video, Kim has set the standard incredibly high,” the Webby Awards site explained.

“She has shaped our understanding of how someone or something can draw the popular attention of Internet users everywhere. To the degree that she’s created a new type of celebrity — publicizing her life to the benefit of herself and her family — is due to the Internet.”

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Pictures: A Tantalizing Timeline

Prior to the ceremony, Kardashian taped a Facetime segment for Ellen (airing today), in which she asked the talk show host to help her with an acceptance speech.

“I’ve been texting all my funny friends like Chrissy Teigen, everyone I think is so funny, asking what my speech should be. Any ideas?” she asked DeGeneres.

“Um..”I thank Ellen Lee DeGeneres?” the comedian suggested, before an even better idea struck.

“You should say, ‘You’re welcome for naked selfies,"” DeGeneres said.

And so, Kardashian took to the stage to accept her award, telling the audience and viewers at home, “Nude selfies until I die.”

Jessica Alba took home Entrepreneur of the Year, Kanye West won Artist of the Year, and The Onion took home the Lifetime Achievement Award for “commitment to online publishing and satire” as well as being one of the first online publishers.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Instagram Photos

Rob Kardashian Gushes Over Blac Chyna, Baby on Board

Many questions continue to surround Blac Chyna’s pregnancy.

Is the model having twins? Does she already know the impending baby’s gender?

We may need to wait a little while for the answers, but we need not wait another millisecond to know how Rob Kardashian feels about his future son or daughter.

The reality star is pretty gosh darn excited.

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians actor has shared a new image on Instagram, one that features his famous fiancee peering out over a balcony and one that includes the following caption:

“My beautiful babies in Miami.”

As you can see, the photo depicts Blac Chyna in black leggings and a crop top, showing off her growing baby bump.

As you can also see, the father-to-be included multiple emojis in his sweet message, most notably a bride, baby, heart smiley faces and canoes.

Yes, canoes. Why bother asking why?

View Slideshow: Rob Kardashian Makes First Red Carpet Appearance In 3 Years

Earlier this year, Rob and Chyna stunned the world when they announced their engagement.

But then they put that announcement to shame weeks later when they announced they were expecting their first child together.

Chyna is already the mom to a three-year old son named King Cairo.

She shares custody with Tyga, who had been seriously dating Kylie Jenner for two years until their recent split, which explains the simmering feud between her and Rob’s sisters.

It’s a complicated situation.

But remember: it wasn’t very long ago that Rob was overweight, depressed and even rumored to be hooked on drugs.

Ever since getting with Blac Chyna, he’s returned to social media, returned to the public eye (see the photo gallery above) and seems legitimately psyched to be a father.

That’s quite the transformation, isn’t it?

It’s always amazing what true love can do.

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts!

David Eason: Jenelle Evans" WORST Boyfriend Ever?!

Jenelle Evans has dated some real winners over the years.

And by “winners” we mean you could fill a museum with these guys’ mug shots and still have enough left over for a family photo album.

As you probably already know, Jenelle’s latest partner in dysfunction is David Eason.

Eason has been arrested many times on a wide variety of charges including assault and larceny.

But thus far, for the most part, he’s seemed to be a relatively positive influence on Jenelle and a stabilizing force in her life.

Unfortunately, last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 revealed a side of David that we hadn’t seen before:

Barbara Evans: David Eason Held Jenelle Prisoner!!!

Yes, it was David’s first ugly encounter with Jenelle’s mother, Barbara Evans, and it went about as well as you would expect.

David didn’t shy away from the conflict, accusing Babs of child abuse and even calling the cops on her, but he proved no match for the woman who brought the Carolina Hurricane into the world:

“You live here and she pays the bills like every other guy,” Babs yelled at one point.

When David understandably slammed the door in her face, things really got ugly:

View Slideshow: 13 Shocking Jenelle Evans Facts Even We Didn’t Know!

“I’m going to charge you with assault for that,” she screamed. “You are the worst boyfriend she’s ever had!”

Wow. This is coming from a woman who’s been there for Nathan, Courtland, “Kief-ah!” and all the others.

If she thinks Eason is the worst of the lot, well…that probably means he and Jenelle will get hitched sometime in the very near future.

There are a lot of fan theories floating around about last night’s strangest scene and little Jace’s revelation that Jenelle and David spend all their time locked in her bedroom.

Some say David’s got her back on drugs. Others believe his negligent parenting style has rubbed off on her.

Whatever the case, we know that the more messed-up the dude is, the more likely that it is that Jenelle will fall for him – and this is starting to look like true love.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more of Jenelle’s unhealthy relationships.

Holly Madison Dishes Even More Playboy Dirt In "The Vegas Diaries"

Hugh Hefner’s former #1 girlfriend had us all fooled.

Throughout the entire run of E!’s Girls Next Door, Holly Madison managed to convince viewers that she and Hef were the real deal, despite the age difference and the fact that there were at least two other girlfriends at all times.

Either Madison is the world’s greatest actress, or she’s bitter that things ended without an engagement ring/baby/cash prize, because Madison has penned yet another tell-all about her time at the Playboy Mansion.

The Vegas Diaries (HarperCollins, 2016) picks up where Down The Rabbit Hole​ left off, though the cover bills it instead as Madison’s “road to reinvention.”

Radar Online features excerpts from the book, which are just as scathing as Madison’s first tell-all.

In one chapter, Madison recalls breaking up with her boyfriend in 2009, the “controlling” hipster magician, Criss Angel.  

Hef had invited Madison back to the Mansion in Los Angeles to film season six of The Girls Next Door.

“I was told it was what the network wanted. It was what the viewers wanted. It was what Hef wanted,” Madison wrote.

“But no one seemed to care that it wasn’t what I wanted,” adding that Hef was “not so subtly rooting for” his ex “to fail.”

Instead, Madison joined Dancing With The Stars and landed her own reality show, Holly’s World, which centered around her new life in Las Vegas.

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Madison wrote that fans of The Girls Next Door “never saw any of the dark side: how we were treated, how we treated each other, or what people thought of us.”

Hef didn’t have a relationship with the females in his home beyond each one’s name, age, hometown “and how well she behaved and followed the rules.”

Hef exercised control and kept “everyone on their toes by playing favorites.

“How else could he stay in control of seven women?” she wrote.

“It prevented us from banding together and staging a coup. He needed to somehow maintain the upper hand.”

Madison saved room in the book to kick the crap out of her former roommate/arch nemesis, Kendra Wilkinson, who has defended Hefner against Madison’s claims.

Madison took Wilkinson to task for writing her own tell-all “the second” she left the mansion.

“In Kendra’s case, her tales were used to spawn countless tabloids bits to draw interested in her TV show, and the show in turn was used to push the book.”