Friday, June 3, 2016

Johnny Depp Drunkenly Attacks OWN BODYGUARD in Denmark?!

We think it’s safe to say that the summer of 2016 is not off to a great start for Johnny Depp.



As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Depp’s been accused of assault by his estranged wife, Amber Heard, who claims that the actor was violent on several occasions, including an incident last month in which he struck her in the face with an iPhone.


Heard filed for divorce and was granted a restraining order against Depp shortly thereafter.


Depp’s fans and famous friends rushed to his defense and expressed their skepticism regarding Heard’s claims, with some even going so far as to claim that the 30-year-old actress is blackmailing Depp.


Over the course of the past week, however, mountains of damning evidence – including photos of Heard’s injuries from previous attacks – have emerged online, making it look more and more as though Depp is every bit the unstable alcoholic that Heard has claimed he is.



Depp’s recent behavior on his band’s tour of Europe might serve as further proof of Amber’s claims, as Page Six is reporting that the 52-year-old actor has been boozing and brawling on a level with the swaggering pirate he portrays on screen.


According to witnesses, Depp got into an “altercation” with his own bodyguard while knocking back drinks at a bar in Denmark last night.


The bodyguard was reportedly attempting to usher a drunken Depp back to his hotel room around 2:30 am.


Depp, who sources say was hell-bent on keeping the party going, got physical with the bodyguard and continued knocking back drinks and chatting up a mystery brunette.


“Johnny was in a party mood, that’s for sure,” says one onlooker.


“His bodyguard had his hand on his shoulder and was trying to get him to go back inside, but Johnny refused to go.”


“The bodyguard got more and more persistent but Johnny didn’t want to go,” another witness claims. “And he definitely drank his fair share of alcohol.”


The source adds that the bodyguard eventually backed away and left Depp to continue carousing:


“Johnny was the last one to leave the bar, even after everyone had finished the champagne and gone home, it was Johnny that went back to the bar.


“To look at him last night, with his clothes from the show and the mascara and everything, he looked like he was Jack Sparrow one more time.”


Yikes. We’re guessing no good can come from a grown man behaving like a Disney pirate in real life. 

Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid: Hollywood"s Newest IT Couple

Breaking up with your boyfriend is the worst, obvi.


However, when your best friend and her boyfriend break up around the same time, that softens the blow a little.



A few days after Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris ended their relationship, Swift’s best friend, Gigi Hadid and former One Direction member Zayn Malik parted ways; the model and the musician had been dating for seven months.


“Gigi and Taylor are actually confiding in each other as best friends during this time,” a source told E!.


“They can really relate.”


Back in 2015, Hadid was one of several famous faces who starred in the music video for Swift’s single, “Bad Blood,” which was allegedly a dig at Swift’s nemesis, Katy Perry


“For [Swift] it was really a way to show that she supports her friends so much and that we support her back,” Hadid said at the time.


“We all took time out of our schedules to be there and she wanted to make us look hot and powerful. It was a big, amazing thing to be a part of.”


Swift has developed lasting relationships with several other celebs over the years, including Selena Gomez, Karlie Kloss, Jaime King and Lena Dunham.



“We want to be known as the group of girls that are known for our kindness, rather than our cattiness,” Hadid added.


Last night, Harris tweeted a brief explanation as to why he and Swift split, which was then retweeted by the singer herself.


“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect,” he wrote.


Malik and Hadid’s is a bit more complicated.


“They can likely get back together tomorrow,” a source told E!.


“It’s all very unclear what’s going on between them now. They been having some issues lately that involved communication and getting along.


“Gigi is really sad about this, though, and in a way would like to work it out,” the source added.


“It’s more about that constant contact with Zayn that she misses and they did get very close.


Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid: Hollywood"s Newest IT Couple

Breaking up with your boyfriend is the worst, obvi.


However, when your best friend and her boyfriend break up around the same time, that softens the blow a little.



A few days after Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris ended their relationship, Swift’s best friend, Gigi Hadid and former One Direction member Zayn Malik parted ways; the model and the musician had been dating for seven months.


“Gigi and Taylor are actually confiding in each other as best friends during this time,” a source told E!.


“They can really relate.”


Back in 2015, Hadid was one of several famous faces who starred in the music video for Swift’s single, “Bad Blood,” which was allegedly a dig at Swift’s nemesis, Katy Perry


“For [Swift] it was really a way to show that she supports her friends so much and that we support her back,” Hadid said at the time.


“We all took time out of our schedules to be there and she wanted to make us look hot and powerful. It was a big, amazing thing to be a part of.”


Swift has developed lasting relationships with several other celebs over the years, including Selena Gomez, Karlie Kloss, Jaime King and Lena Dunham.



“We want to be known as the group of girls that are known for our kindness, rather than our cattiness,” Hadid added.


Last night, Harris tweeted a brief explanation as to why he and Swift split, which was then retweeted by the singer herself.


“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect,” he wrote.


Malik and Hadid’s is a bit more complicated.


“They can likely get back together tomorrow,” a source told E!.


“It’s all very unclear what’s going on between them now. They been having some issues lately that involved communication and getting along.


“Gigi is really sad about this, though, and in a way would like to work it out,” the source added.


“It’s more about that constant contact with Zayn that she misses and they did get very close.


Kit Harington Shaves Beard, Internet Loses Its Effing Mind!

It felt a bit anti-climactic when Jon Snow came back to life just as every single Game of Thrones fan on the planet expected, but the demise of actor Kit Harington’s famous beard clearly came as a total shock:



Yes, Kit took to the stage for a West End production of Doctor Faustus last night, and audience members who were lucky enough to grab a selfie with the retired Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch were shocked by his smooth-faced appearance.


As for the reaction online, picture the death of Hodor combined with the Red Wedding combined with the tragic (and thankfully untrue) reports that Emilia Clarke had stopped doing nude scenes.


Some choice tweets from heartbroken Snow Birds (our new term for ladies who love the Bastard of Winterfell) below:


“Nope nope nope. Kit Harington, you look hotter and sexier with a beard. You look like some…idk without it.”


“Kit Harington looks so emo scene with long hair and no beard.”


“Kit Harington shaved his beard and i could feel the tears in my eyes.”



Interestingly, Harington recently spoke out about his disgust with being judged by his appearance:


“If you said to a girl, ‘Do you like being called a babe?’ and she said, ‘No, not really,’ she’d be absolutely right. I like to think of myself as more than a head of hair or a set of looks,” Harington told a London newspaper.


“It’s demeaning. Yes, in some ways you could argue I’ve been employed for a look I have. But there’s a sexism that happens towards men. There’s definitely a sexism in our industry that happens towards women, and there is towards men as well.”


You know nothing about sexism, Jon Snow.


Anyway, the reactions haven’t been all negative.


One fan summed up the feelings of thousands of Snow Birds (We’re gonna make that work, dammit!) when she tweeted, “Even without his beard, Kit Harington is perfect.”


Well, he’d be more perfect if he lost the guyliner, but we understand he just got off stage.