Thursday, June 9, 2016

Josh Duggar: Tired of Being Supported By His Parents!

Last year, the world learned that Josh Duggar molested five young girls, four of whom were his sisters, and was assisted in covering up his crimes by his parents.



It was widely assumed that this, coupled with his later-discovered infidelity and porn addiction, was the end of the family as public figures.


The Duggars would slink away from the spotlight, and that Joshua in particular would be happy to just fade into disgraced obscurity.


Or so we thought.


After all, when you consider the prison time that he would’ve done if he hadn’t had Jim Bob and Michelle as his accomplices, six months in sex addiction rehab doesn’t seem so bad. 


But contrary to our expectations, the Duggars didn’t simply step aside and let some other ginormous family assume take their place.


Instead, despite petitions and protests from advertisers, they returned to television with Jill & Jessa: Counting On … basically 19 Kids & Counting Sans Josh, Jim Bob & Michelle.



Wisely, the family decided that Josh wouldn’t appear on the new show (a decision that TLC was likely very happy with).


Given that Josh’s attempts at returning to public life have not been particularly well-received, you’d think he would be content to chill.


Just sit back, let the rest of his family continue to pull in the big bucks and focus on his wife and kids. Good plan, right? Not for him.


Apparently, like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas, the disgraced former lobbyist just isn’t content to live his life as a shnook.


A source close to the Duggars tells In Touch:


“This is a ploy by Josh to get back onto TV. He’s hoping this will show everyone he’s taken real steps to deal with his problems.”


“Josh is realizing that his father, Jim Bob, can’t keep supporting him financially for the rest of his life.”


Yes, Josh escaped prison time, and Anna Duggar isn’t leaving his sorry ass for using an Ashley Madison account to cheat on her, but he’s still not content.


Apparently Josh’s Bible contains an eleventh commandment that reads:


“Thou art entitled to be totes rich and famous for the rest of thine days, regardless of how horrendously thou f–ks up.”


In case you’ve forgotten just how horrible Josh is, relive his many scandals in the gallery below:


10 Most Loathsome Suitors in Bachelorette History


On Season The Bachelorette Season 12, viewers experienced the wrath of Chad Johnson.


On more than one occasion, we experienced a serious Chadmaggedon.


There"s no doubt that this hopeful JoJo Fletcher husband was one of the most loathsome suitors in the history of The Bachelorette.


But was he the worst? Let"s take a look back and find out!




1. Chad Johnson (Season 12)


Chad johnson season 12

Johnson was all about making threats and acting like an insane person during his run. He acually said the following at one point to a fellow suitor: “You think you’re safe for now. One day this ends. And when this ends you go home. And when you go home you think I can’t find you? You think I won’t go out of my way to find your house? I’m dead f—ing serious.”



2. Justin Rego (Season 6)


Justin rego season 6

He referred to himself as”Rated R” and actually left the show after Ali Fedotowsky confronted him about his girlfriend back in Canada.



3. Wes Hayden (Season 5)


Wes hayden season 5

Forget for a moment how he broke out his guitar announced that he was kind of a big deal as a musician in Chihuahua, Mexico. He also advanced to the final four and then admitted he had a girlfriend back home.



4. Bentley Williams (Season 7)


Bentley williams season 7

Such a douchebag! Bentley dared to call Ashley Hebert and “ugly duckling” and “not attractive at all” in private interview and then exited the show, using his daughter as a scapegoat.



5. Dave Good (Season 5)


Dave good season 5

Along with Natalie Getz, he actually won the first season of Bachelor Pad. But that didn’t make up for his testosterone-fueled idiocy during his run on Season 5.



6. Jeff Medolla (Season 7)


Jeff medolla season 7

Look at that photo above. The guy wore a mask on the show to try and prove that looks shouldn’t matter.


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Emily Ratajkowski Posts Cleavage-y Bikini Photos, Internet Rejoices

Emily Ratajkowski is on vacation.


That might not seem like the wonderful news if you’re currently watching the minutes of your summer tick by in a cubicle somewhere, but fortunately, when EmRat goes on vacay, her Instagram page becomes the happiest place on Earth:



As you can see, there are at least two reasons why this photo is fantastic.


We’re talking, of course, about that giant Huck Finn straw hat and that crystal clear water.


Sure, the sight of Emily Ratajkowski’s giant boobs is nothing new, but we don’t want to live in a world where it’s not worth acknowledging every damn time!


They’re like the “Star Spangled Banner.”


We will happily rise and remove our hats for those girls every time.


But lest you think that Emily’s bikini selfies are only worthwhile due to her famous breasts, allow us to present an argument to the contrary:



Again, Emily Ratajkowski’s butt is a fairly common sight on the Internet these days, but that doesn’t mean we’ll ever grow tired of it.


We suppose when you’re a model who travels to exotic locales and takes half-naked photos for a living, the line between a work trip and a vacation becomes kinda blurred.


As far as we can tell, Emily is traveling for pleasure this time.


Fortunately, she takes her work on the road with her.


And for that, we are eternally grateful.

Emily Ratajkowski Posts Cleavage-y Bikini Photos, Internet Rejoices

Emily Ratajkowski is on vacation.


That might not seem like the wonderful news if you’re currently watching the minutes of your summer tick by in a cubicle somewhere, but fortunately, when EmRat goes on vacay, her Instagram page becomes the happiest place on Earth:



As you can see, there are at least two reasons why this photo is fantastic.


We’re talking, of course, about that giant Huck Finn straw hat and that crystal clear water.


Sure, the sight of Emily Ratajkowski’s giant boobs is nothing new, but we don’t want to live in a world where it’s not worth acknowledging every damn time!


They’re like the “Star Spangled Banner.”


We will happily rise and remove our hats for those girls every time.


But lest you think that Emily’s bikini selfies are only worthwhile due to her famous breasts, allow us to present an argument to the contrary:



Again, Emily Ratajkowski’s butt is a fairly common sight on the Internet these days, but that doesn’t mean we’ll ever grow tired of it.


We suppose when you’re a model who travels to exotic locales and takes half-naked photos for a living, the line between a work trip and a vacation becomes kinda blurred.


As far as we can tell, Emily is traveling for pleasure this time.


Fortunately, she takes her work on the road with her.


And for that, we are eternally grateful.