Thursday, June 9, 2016

Emily Ratajkowski Posts Cleavage-y Bikini Photos, Internet Rejoices

Emily Ratajkowski is on vacation.


That might not seem like the wonderful news if you’re currently watching the minutes of your summer tick by in a cubicle somewhere, but fortunately, when EmRat goes on vacay, her Instagram page becomes the happiest place on Earth:



As you can see, there are at least two reasons why this photo is fantastic.


We’re talking, of course, about that giant Huck Finn straw hat and that crystal clear water.


Sure, the sight of Emily Ratajkowski’s giant boobs is nothing new, but we don’t want to live in a world where it’s not worth acknowledging every damn time!


They’re like the “Star Spangled Banner.”


We will happily rise and remove our hats for those girls every time.


But lest you think that Emily’s bikini selfies are only worthwhile due to her famous breasts, allow us to present an argument to the contrary:



Again, Emily Ratajkowski’s butt is a fairly common sight on the Internet these days, but that doesn’t mean we’ll ever grow tired of it.


We suppose when you’re a model who travels to exotic locales and takes half-naked photos for a living, the line between a work trip and a vacation becomes kinda blurred.


As far as we can tell, Emily is traveling for pleasure this time.


Fortunately, she takes her work on the road with her.


And for that, we are eternally grateful.