Christie Brinkley Defends Hosing Peeing Woman: Stay Away From My Rocks!

Christie Brinkley is not a fan of people urinating in public. 

That much was discovered when 36-year-old Sag Harbor hairdresser Erica Remkus decided to relieve herself on the rocks right outside Brinkley’s home. 

Remkus recalled that the former supermodel was very rude about the whole experience and shouted at her. 

“What are you doing?” Brinkley yelled at the woman. 

“You can’t pee in front of my house! You have to go away. You’re standing on my rocks. You can’t pee on my rocks. I walk there!”

Brinkley was totally wrong because the rocks were not hers and the police confirmed that the part of the beach that was actually urinated on is public property. 

That said, how would you feel if you caught someone urinating right in front of your house?

That wouldn’t go down well with anyone. Right?!

Erica was not about to give up without a fight and fired back some facts at Christie. 

“These are not your rocks… This is not your beach. The beach is public property. You don’t own it.”

Erica claims that she hadn’t even begun to urinate when she was soaked with Christie’s hose. 

“I would not have peed if she didn’t spray me,” the woman insisted.

“After that, I kind of had to.”

Christie didn’t hold back in an Instagram post about the whole situation. 

“I know it’s Independence Day but that does not mean ‘free to pee’ in front of my guests and me at my fireworks gathering,” she complained.

“Maybe the trespasser should celebrate ‘Depends Day’ as she apparently thinks she lives in ‘The Land of the Pee,’ as I was forced to hose down her mess after she urinated in my yard all the while throwing things at me,” Brinkley claimed.

“My wish for everyone on this Fourth of July is…May you live in the Land of the Free from belligerent drunken stalkers with weak bladders and foul mouths. That’s not too much to ask right?”

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Kylie Jenner Cosmetics: A Total and Complete Failure!

Kylie Jenner is good at many things.

Take posing for selfies while wearing very little clothing, for example.

Hmmm…. okay. We take it back.

Kylie Jenner is basically good at one thing.

But we now know something at which the Keeping Up with the Kardashians actress is decidedly bad at: running a company.

Kylie Cosmetics, the company behind the ridiculous Kylie Jenner Lip Kit, is not doing very well at the moment.

According to the Better Business Bureau, consumer satisfaction when it comes to the organization is at an all-time low.

The company has racked up 137 customer complaints on that website in the nine months since it opened for business.

Back in December, for example, many patrons claimed they ordered the Lip Kit… and then never actually received the Lip Kit.

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In April, meanwhile, there was a security breach at Kylie Cosmetics.

The company’s official website inadvertently exposed personal information of customers to other customers for a short bit.

In response to these problems and complaints, the Better Business Bureau confronted the company last month, hoping to promote a turnaround.

However, in the last week alone, 10 people have taken issue with service or delivery.

For instance, one customer’s kit arrived without the pencil.

We’d tell Kylie to stop taking selfies and to focus on her actual business, but that would imply she has any actual control or say at her business.

And anyone who believes Kylie Jenner has anything to do with Kylie Cosmetics in any operational sense probably believes that Kris Jenner didn’t help leak the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Then again, should some blame also be placed on the shoulders of the consumers here?

Who buys anything because Kylie Jenner says so?!?

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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston: True Love or Brilliant Publicity Stunt?

She has an incredibly loyal following, but even some Taylor Swift’s fans smell a rat when it comes to her relationship with The Night Manager‘s Tom Hiddleston.

The two reportedly started dating a mere two weeks after Swift broke up with DJ Calvin Harris.  

Prior to that, a video surfaced of Swift and Hiddleston dancing together at the Costume Institute Gala back in May.

The pairing would have been normal if not for the “candid” photos of Swift and Hiddleston walking hand-in-hand on the beach, enjoying a holiday in Rome and – most recently – hamming it up together in Rhode Island.

On July 3rd, Swift invited a bunch of celebrity friends to her oceanside home, and photographers snapped photos of the group – which included a very pregnant Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Ruby Rose, Gigi Hadid and Cara Delevignne – splashing around in the ocean.

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Hiddleston, who has a truly fantastic body, covered up with an “I Heart T.S” tank top, and donned a temporary heart tattoo (with a “T” in the middle) on his shoulder.

Buzzfeed explored the possibility that both parties are in this for promotional purposes.  In fact, one fan offered up this theory:

“I really think the Taylor Swift /Tom Hiddleston thing could be a music video,” @TattooedTruffle tweeted.

“In fact as a screw you to the media I hope it is.”

The Telegraph‘s Anita Singh was equally skeptical.

“This whole relationship will turn out to be an elaborate piece of performance art, mark my words,” she tweeted.

According to Buzzfeed, Swift has historically released a new album every two years (the last was 1989 in October 2014, which was preceded by the single, “Shake It Off” in August).

So, Swift could be gearing up for a single release this summer.

Hiddleston might be jonesin’ for publicity in order to score an Emmy nod for Manager.

What’s even weirder is that Hiddleston and Swift have been followed by the same paparazzo throughout the entirety of their courtship, suggesting that the photographer has been hired to capture their most romantic moments.

This theory, though unconfirmed, was the topic of conversation among my friends over the Fourth of July weekend.  

One person took a look at Hiddleston in the tank top and said, “They’re f***ing with us.”

So, Swiddleton/Swiddleswift/Tiddleston…whatever you call yourself.  End this dog-and-pony show and just be honest about your motives, because this is getting silly.

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Lisa Vanderpump: Leaving The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

What is a cast without LVP?

A jam-packed schedule and her disdain for the venom spewed last season on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has left Lisa Vanderpump wondering if it’s worth it to continue filming the franchise.

Production sources tell TMZ that Vanderpump met with Bravo executives at one of her West Hollywood restaurants, PUMP last week to discuss her future, and whether or not it includes the Housewives.

The issue, according to sources, isn’t money.

On top of running three restaurants and serving as an executive producer of Vanderpump Rules, LVP isn’t in love with the show’s “negative vibes,” nor is she pleased with the way certain cast members “ganged up on her.”

Vanderpump, an animal rights activist, is also working to put an end to the dog meat market in China, which also takes up a significant amount of her time.

So far, Vanderpump is the only Housewife not to have signed on for season 7.

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Vanderpump and co-star Lisa Rinna famously went from close friends to sworn enemies last season, when Rinna accused her of manipulation.

Back in May, Rinna told Andy Cohen that she and Vanderpump had not been in touch since taping the reunion special.

“My current relationship with Vanderpump, I haven’t spoken with her, actually, so I don’t know what it would be, to be honest,” Rinna said on Watch What Happens Live.

“I saw her at the reunion. That was the last time.”

As for Vanderpump, her last blog post for season six left her drained, but able to see things in a different light.

“Clarity has descended, maybe I should’ve retaliated aggressively at the reunion, but I refuse to wallow in the murky quagmire in which they swim,” she wrote.

“It was an arduous few weeks that I emerged from bruised, but emotionally intact as I focus on all the positivities that life has to offer…”

There has been no word from the network on the status of Vanderpump’s contract.  

The reality star herself has not made a statement either.

Do you think it’s a wise move for Vanderpump to leave The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

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