Adam Lind: Definitely Engaged To Stasia Huber (Sorry, Ladies)

All the good ones are taken!  What a bummer!

Adam Lind is probably, definitely, almost certainly engaged to his girlfriend, Stasia Huber.

“Adam and Stasia have actually been engaged for a few months, but only told close friends and family,” a source told Radar of the Teen Mom 2 star and his beloved.

“They plan to go public with the news soon.”

Huber has hinted at an engagement on Instagram in recent days, taking selfies that feature the faintest outline of a ring on her left hand.

Huber has been a good influence on Lind as of late.  He even dedicated a sweet Facebook post to his lady back in May.

“I don’t even know where to start…” the protein bro wrote.

“Stasia Lynn Huber has saved my life more than once … Mentally and yup … Physically too … “

“For all the stupid mistakes I’ve done and caused I don’t even deserve her… I’ve cheated … I’ve lied … I’ve hid things from her that should’ve been told … After friends and family have told us countless times to move on …

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“Well I can’t … And she can’t ….I haven’t exactly lived a normal life from the age of 16-25 …. I’ve been handed 100s of thousands of dollars and blown it … Could’ve been a better father and friend and man … 

“But ya know what .. Its made me who I am today .. After all the shit I’ve been through the ups and downs … She’s always been there .. Always..

“I’ve finally got my shit mostly together … Own a nice 4bdrm house for me and my girls and her…

“Just landed a bomb ass job representing Bpi Sports/Cutler Nutrition… I don’t do much anymore but gym work and focus on getting custody of Aubree so she can finally be with her sister and myself ..

“Stasia has been through it all with me … She loves my children and they love her..

“Big things coming in the rest of 2016 … I love you Stasia Lynn…”

Lind has threatened to quit Teen Mom 2 on more than one occasion, which is the dumbest mover ever if he wants to provide for his future wife and his kids.

Just take the paycheck, brosef.

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Jenelle Evans: Bad-Mouthed By Babs On Teen Mom Special!

No one really expects their own mother to go on national TV to speak about their terrible offspring.

Even Jenelle Evans could be forgiven for hoping her mom’s Teen Mom special, Being Barbara would include a few nice mentions.

Nope.

“Never promoting for another show unless I’ve saw the episode first,” Evans wrote in now-deleted tweeted grabbed by Radar Online.

“@MTV makes me look so f**king stupid all time.”

This isn’t the first time Evans has accused the network of making her look stupid (her words, not mine).

“Honestly haven’t saw the #BeingBarbara special but to promote a show that mainly talked s**t about me with my own blood? Wow. Disappointed.”

Fair.

The special focused on Barbara and her dealings with the 24-year-old.  Namely, the boyfriends, the children and the shitty attitude.

“She’s got another new controlling boyfriend, who I think out of all of them is really the worst of the worst,” Babs told a producer.

Babs has custody of Jenelle’s oldest son, Jace, and doesn’t plan on giving that up any time soon.

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“I have to do what’s best for Jace,” Evans explained.

“Do you think I really wanted to give up my senior years taking care of this child? I may be in my 60s, but I still know how to have fun.”

I’m not sure how we jumped from taking care of her grandson to how well she can party, but here we are.

One scene then aired a fight Babs and Jenelle had over the photo.

Jenelle claimed she was ready to take over full custody of her son, and the fact that Babs refused to give it up made “no sense” to her.

Well, Babs reasoned.  Maybe dump those “a**hole boyfriends” and your luck will improve.

Babs might be a mouthy broad, but she is doing what’s best for Jenelle’s son while she throws mason jars at people.

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Weather Report Gets Interrupted by Pokemon Go Players

We need to talk about Pokemon Go, people.

Like, we get it. We"re even all for it.

It’s free and it’s fun and it gets you outside and moving around, which is a lot more than we can say for plenty of other apps.

For those somehow unaware at this point, Pokemon Go uses your phone’s GPS and clock to actually detect where and when you are in the game.

It then makes Pokemon "appear" around you (on your phone screen, that is) so you can go and catch them.

The idea here is to encourage the user to move all around the real world in order to catch fake Pokemon, which is a bit confusing to those unfamiliar with the Pokemon universe.

But which is still pretty cool in concept.

Again: it"s an app that prompts people to get outside and exercise. Win, win.

But lines clearly needs to be drawn at some point.

Just ask the Florida weatherman featured in the video below.

He"s just trying to do his job, simply trying to tell viewers what to expect in the coming days, when a colleague wanders by, oblivious to her real-life surroundings because her eyes on locked on to her phone.

She just wants to find a few stupid Pokemon. Even during a live news report.

As if these poor people don"t have enough to deal with when spiders interrupt their segments.

Or when idiotic co-workers make sexist comments about sweaters.

Now they need to deal with adults on the lookout for Pokemon?!?

See what we mean below:

Bristol Palin Posts Photo of Baby With Gun, Draws MAJOR Criticism

Bristol Palin is no stranger to controversy.

The daughter of former Alaska governor and VP candidate Sarah Palin is still stirring the pot on a daily basis, but these days, the controversies have more to do with Palin’s personal life than her politics.

The latest rash of WTF? news to emerge from Wasilla involved Bristol’s surprise wedding to Dakota Meyer.

The nuptials came as a shock to many, as Bristol and Dakota had bitterly parted ways just a few months prior. 

But Bristol and her baby daddy became close during his visitations with their daughter, Sailor Grace.

(We call that a “Wasilla Courtship,” by the way.)

Now, they’re a full-blown, old-school nuclear family.

(Forget for a moment that her other kid is with a dude who posed nude for Playgirl.)

Anyway, these days, Bristol, Dakota and Sailor Grace can be spotted out and about doing all the things families do:

Taking strolls through the park, sporting genuinely bizarre names, posing with high-powered firearms…

In fairness, little SG is clearly having her picture taken with some sort of antique weaponry, and we’re sure it’s perfectly safe.

That said, you might have noticed that gun violence is something a hot-button issue these days.

So when Bristol posted the pic (and captioned it, “Future member of the NRA!!”), it’s not like she didn’t know what she was doing.

Predictably, her comments section exploded into an intense debate within minutes, with keyed-up Bristol Pistols easily outgunning the generally more level-headed “Whoa, maybe not the best time for this sort of thing, right?” crowd.

Of course, we’re pretty sure Bristol has reached the point where as long as people are talking about her, she doesn’t care what they’re saying.