Monday, July 31, 2017

Kate Middleton: I Can"t Get Pregnant with Meghan Markle Around!

Doesn’t it seem like it’s high time Kate Middleton got pregnant again?


She gave birth to her first child with Prince William, that adorable little George, in July of 2013, and then they welcomed precious Charlotte in May of 2015.



That’s almost exactly two years between those two kids — so judging by that timetable she’s set up, we should actually be expecting that third baby any day now.


But as much as we would like another royal baby, of course Kate isn’t technically obligated to have more children.


Maybe two kids are enough for her, and that’s a perfectly valid choice.


She and William don’t owe us an explanation for their plans for their family.


Still, even though we know logically that their baby-making schedule is really none of our business, it’s just human nature to be curious about it.



And a new report from Celebrity Dirty Laundry gives a pretty interesting explanation for the lack of new babies …


Hint: it’s all Meghan Markle’s fault.


“If there’s one thing that the Duchess of Cambridge doesn’t want to do,” the report begins, “it’s compete with Meghan Markle for media attention and headlines.”


Which makes sense — Kate has been in the family for a while now, but Meghan is new and exciting and getting a whole mess of press.


We keep hearing rumors that Prince Harry is planning on proposing to Meghan sometime this year, most likely in the fall.



We also keep hearing that their wedding would take place shortly after.


And, as the saying goes, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the whole entire world keeping an eye on Meghan’s midsection in hopes they might spot a bump.


Basically, Kate knows that when it comes to royal news, it’s The Meghan and Harry Show right now, and if she were to get pregnant, it wouldn’t get as much attention as it might get another time.


She seems to have a rough time with pregnancy anyway, so why waste one when she knows she won’t be everyone’s main focus?


Sure, it seems like a weird reason to put off having a baby, but as the report says, “there’s no doubt that she loves all the attention that she gets whenever she’s pregnant.”



And hey, the heart wants what it wants, right?


Besides, the report adds that Kate is “already having a difficult time keeping an eye on her two small children,” and we know the queen wants her and William to start doing more royal engagements.


Little George will be ready to start school soon, too, and she wants to be involved in that.


There are lots of reasons why she’s putting off pregnancy, apparently.


But the biggest one is that Meghan Markle is stealing all the attention.



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Heidi Klum & Vito Schnabel Are Floatin" On Cloud 9 & The Med

Heidi Klum’s boyfriend, Vito Schnabel, got an eyeful of the views the French Riviera has to offer, and we don’t mean the deep blue Mediterranean … we mean Heidi lookin’ fine as hell in a bikini. The two, who’ve been dating for more than 3…


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Joanna Krupa ex Romain Zago Testifies: Her Vagina Smells GREAT! Brandi Glanville is LYING!

Imagine going through seven years of school to become a lawyer … only to work an entire legal case about alleged genital odor.


That’s right — it’s time for another update about the actual court case in which Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for claiming that her vagina stinks.


This time, it’s not Brandi Glanville testifying about Joanna Krupa’s vagina … it’s Joanna Krupa’s ex, Romain Zago. And he had a lot to say.



Yeah, it’s time for an update in the stupidest slander case that we’ve heard of in a good, long while.


Presumably, as her ex, Romain Zago would be the closest thing to an expert in how her genitals smell.


(Though some people have unbelievable hangups about oral sex, so you never know)


The two filed for divorce only a few days before the deposition, but apparently it’s an incredibly amicable divorce.


In the deposition obtained by TMZ, Romain Zago tells Brandi Glanville’s lawyer in no uncertain words that he disagrees with Brandi’s, um, olfactory observation:


“If you want to know the answer to this stupid comments from your client, (Joanna’s) vagina smells amazing.”


In case anyone doubted his sworn testimony, he added an oath:


“And I swear on God, Jesus, my father, my brothers.”


We’re sure that all of the parties that he just named would have preferred to just be left out of this discussion.


Romain also compared Joanna’s genital odor to other women.


“Better than any other woman in the world.”


That’s … high praise.


That’s also the weirdest high praise that we’ve ever heard.



As you might recall, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for $ 15,000 for apparently insulting her good name in what we’d call the most ridiculous feud … except that most feuds are similarly ridiculous.


We have to imagine that both women have spent at least that much already on legal bills.


It seems like Joanna is after vindication in court that her vagina doesn’t smell bad.


Instead, she’s just going to forever associate herself with Brandi’s comment, which may or may not have been accurate.


Joanna’s a beautiful woman — does she really want to forever be “the Real Housewife who sued to prove that her vagina isn’t smelly” in people’s minds?


Because that’s what she’s going to get, no matter how this case ends.



So … do we need to talk about genital odor in general, here?


Everybody’s genitals have some sort of smell. They’re supposed to.


Vaginas are self-cleaning, but sometimes their pH balance can get a little messed up.


The result can be a change in odor (and discharge).


Just a few things that can mess up pH balance:


-menstruation


-exposure to a penis


-soap or bodywash


But there are a few things that require treatment can mess with genital odor, such as yeast infections.


That shouldn’t be a source of shame — at least 75% of adults with vaginas will have at least one yeast infection in their lifetimes.


There are simple creams to treat these, but in the mean time, odor might change a little.


As to whether or not this was behind Brandi Glanville’s comments about Joanna Krupa … we have no idea.



This might be an expensive exchange for Brandi Glanville, but considering how unpleasant Brandi’s other feud is, this must be an almost welcome distraction.


Seriously, Brandi has accused LeAnn Rimes of trying to steal her life.


Being sued in court over something so ridiculous should feel like a vacation after all of that.


So far, the only person who’s coming out of this case looking good is Romain Zago with this testimony.



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Oakland Raiders Gareon Conley Rape Case Goes to Grand Jury

Prosecutors are moving forward with the rape case against Oakland Raiders 1st round draft pick Gareon Conley, this according to the Cleveland Police Dept.  Officials say the district attorney’s office believes it has enough evidence to…


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