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Tuesday, October 3, 2017
Teen Sends "Nudes" to Horny Stranger, Wins the Internet
Nicole Moses is our new Internet hero.
The South African student and beauty maven was recently on Facebook when some horny moron messaged her and asked for nude photos.
She could have ignored him. She could have told him off.
Instead, however, she responded as follows…
1. Meet Nicole Moses:
She is 19 years old and clearly is not willing to take any crap from Internet horn dogs.
2. Hi Stranger, Ur Pretty
This is how some random dude started a conversation with Nicole. Shocking she didn’t remove her pants on the spot, right?
3. Wait, She Agreed?
And included a wink emoji? Yes…and then she sent a photo of NYX’s Lip Lingerie glosses. HA!
4. Good One, Nicole
Even the stranger seemed to agree. And then he asked for “nudes.”
5. Oh, Of Course!
Nicole went ahead and supplied this jerk face with “nudes,” in the form of Maybelline’s The Nudes eye shadow palette.
6. How About Naked?
The guy wouldn’t give up! Perhaps this synonym would get the horny job done!
Tiger Woods: New Girlfriend Revealed!
Tiger Woods has had a busy, busy year.
After his DUI arrest, Tiger claimed he wasn’t drunk but was in fact on pain pills. That’s … not better. He went to rehab for it as well as to court.
But he apparently had time during all of that to find a new girlfriend.
It was only back in August that Tiger Woods and Kristin Smith called it quits.
It hasn’t quite been two months since that news broke, but Tiger Woods is reportedly already dating his new girlfriend, Erica Herman.
Erica is the general manager of The Woods bar and grill, which is a “pop up” restaurant at the Genesis Open.
But she seems to be spending less time managing kitchen staff and more time strolling the green with Tiger.
They’ve even been spotted looking all kinds of cuddly.
But there’s more to it than the fact that they’ve walked side-by-side and even arm-by-arm that has people saying that Erica is Tiger’s new girlfriend.
RadarOnline reports that Erica was wearing a “player spouse” credential at the U.S. President’s Cup.
No, that doesn’t mean that she and Tiger got secretly married.
(At least, we assume that it did not)
It’s not uncommon for girlfriends to have them.
It would be unusual for someone who’s just a friend to be sporting one on the field.
Erica Herman also attended the Cup with other girlfriends and spouses, and partook in activities with them such as getting pictures taken with three former Presidents who were in attendance.
Erica is even said to have seemed close to Annie Verret, the longtime girlfriend of Jordan Spieth.
Tiger Woods has a history that includes a major cheating scandal.
Some argue that he is singlehandedly responsible for a shift in how the public views sleep aid medications like Ambien.
(Which, and we so seldom feel sorry for Big Pharma, seems kind of unfair to a drug that we’re sure most people use as directed)
Tiger Woods and the scandal about him also got a lot of people talking about “sex addiction.”
Keep in mind that sex addiction isn’t officially recognized in the DSM and therefore isn’t generally considered credible, but there’s always a chance that it could become a real diagnosis one day.
Others suggest that kind of the whole point of becoming rich and famous is so that you can have a lot of sex with whomever you like, and that Tiger’s only mistake was trying to have a wife and family and have a bunch of girlfriends.
But, despite his mishap earlier this year, he really does seem like he’s trying to be better, now. Even if his reputation will never go back to what it used to be.
If you’re wondering how, after all of the stories of cheating in his background, Tiger Woods could land a new girlfriend.
He’s rich, famous, an accomplished athlete.
Oh, and there’s this:
That’ll just about do it.
Maybe, since Tiger clearly didn’t mind being seen with Erica, we’ll have some concrete answers soon.
But, given his history, Tiger might be trying to avoid giving out too many details about his love life.
That’s kind of understandable.
Kate Middleton: Slammed as "Disgusting" By Member of Parliament!
It’s only Tuesday, but it’s already been one hell of a painful week on this side of the pond.
Fortunately, we can now take some comfort in the fact that we’re not the only civilized nation that elects leaders who go out of their way to spew childish insults at one another.
We kid. There’s really nothing fortunate about this situation; we’re just looking for any reason to be positive this week.
Anyway, as you may already know, the entire world is in a constant state of near-financial panic these days because we live in the hellscape known as 2017.
As a result, it’s a bad time for public figures to indulge in ostentatious displays of wealth.
(Well, except for in America, where we’ve been known to elect leaders who have 100 percent had sex with a high-end escort covered in gold paint, like in that Bond movie. We’re not naming names, but … ya know.)
Of course, the rules are always different for the members of the Royal Family, who have spent the past several been ballin’ so hard motherf–kers want to abolish the archaic institution.
The Royals often draw comparisons to the Kardashians and other celebrities who enjoy what many believe are unearned spots high atop the hog, while the rest of us are down here suckling on pig teat.
One big difference, of course, is that the Royals are taxpayer funded, while the Kards amassed their fortune the old-fashioned way – peddling sex tapes and ludicrously overpriced lipstick.
We say all of this merely to point out that there are legitimate arguments behind the idea that royalty should be done away with in the UK, or at least that those who enjoy noble titles should have their spending severely curbed.
But Member of Parliament Emma Coad didn’t make one of those legitimate arguments.
No, she just called a pregnant woman disgusting.
Coad is a longtime Royal-hater, who was previously best-known for questioning Prince Harry’s fitness to serve in the military, despite the fact that his commanding officers assured her that he was as well-trained as anyone else.
Now, she’s decided to further guarantee that she’ll eventually be pelted with rotten produce by slamming Kate Middleton as “disgusting.”
The insult came during a screed in which Coad lambasted the Duchess for spending 170 pounds (approximately $ 225) on a dress.
“That’s a food bill for a family of four. That’s absolutely outrageous,”
First of all, what sort of Marshall’s-ass clothing is this woman buying that she’s disgusted by a $ 225 dress?
Secondly, is she not aware that Kate is pregnant with her third child, and said to be experiencing a number of painful complications.
Publicly denigrating a woman in such a condition would be as insensitive as blaming hurricane victims for their own horrific plight after you refused to provide aid their entitled to.
For shame, people of England.
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