Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Lady Gaga and Christian Carino: Engaged!

While not every lady spends her days gazing forlornly out the window, hoping that a dashing man will come by and sweep her off her feet, that’s still a perfectly acceptable way of finding your happiness.


And it looks like happiness has found Lady Gaga.


Remember reports that Christian Carino asked Lady Gaga’s father for his blessing to marry Lady Gaga? Well, guess what?!



Us Weekly reports that Lady Gaga and Christian Carino are engaged!


So, as we told you back in July, Christian Carino was spending time with Lady Gaga and her family.


Not every boyfriend — even serious ones — gets along with his girlfriend’s family, but apparently Christian didn’t have a hard time getting along with Gaga’s family.


We were admittedly feeling less than comfortable with the report that he asked Lady Gaga’s father for his blessing to propose to her.


There’s a lot about that antiquated custom that speaks of unequal gender dynamics.


Basically, we tend to associate that sort of thing with, say, the Duggar fertility cult, where daughters are the property of their father until he agrees to transfer that property to an approved husband. (Gross)


But it may be that Christian Carino was just testing the waters and making sure that he wasn’t going to upset Lady Gaga’s relatives and that they didn’t think that he was taking advantage of her somehow.


After all, Christian Carino and Lady Gaga started dating back in February. That is not a long time to be in a relationship.


Whatever it was, it apparently went over well — because they apparently got engaged over the summer.



We hope that news about that breaking didn’t spoil whatever surprise Christian Carino had planned.


Us reports that the couple’s current focus is, of course, on Lady Gaga’s health.


Lady Gaga has fibromyalgia, which you’ve probably heard about through commercials for prescription medicines if nowhere else.


Fibromyalgia is an agonizing illness that causes widespread muscle pain and tenderness.


Other symptoms can include fatigue, memory problems, and mood shifts and disorders.


Fibromyalgia is a chronic ailment, meaning that it can come and go with flare-ups that are difficult if not impossible to predict.


Chronic illnesses absolutely suck, folks.



We don’t know how many symptoms Lady Gaga is experiencing with fibromyalgia. Every patient is different.


She’s currently focused upon recovery.


Honestly, we think that it’s great that Christian Carino and Lady Gaga are engaged even with this knowledge.


Unfortunately, a lot of people — whether they’re dating or married — seem to step back when their partner develops an illness. Chronic ailments, in particular, seem to send some loved ones running for the hills.


It’s sad, but true. Just look at the suspicious timing of The Weeknd ending things with Selena Gomez. Reports say that he started to lose interest right around when she got her kidney transplant.


We’re really rooting for Lady Gaga and Christian Carino, though.


Maybe they’ll take that whole “in sickness and in health” thing seriously.



Lady Gaga has done so much good for the world.


We don’t just mean her music, though good music makes the world a better place just by spreading passion, art, inspiration, and joy.


She’s been a prominent proponent of LGBT+ rights from day one, using her voice and platform to stand up for minority rights has done an incalculable amount of good for the world.


She deserves good in her life and she deserves love.


We just look forward to when she and Christian confirm this with an announcement.


But that will come at a time of their choosing.



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Snoop Dogg Jokes About Death of Trump, Incurs Ire of #MAGA Crowd

Well, it’s November, which means the season of familial discord is fast approaching.


This year has offered plenty of potential topics of conversation that are sure to trigger a third coronary event for your Uncle Lou.


So you probably don’t need any help infuriating your more conservative relatives, but just in case you need some extra help, Snoop D-O-double-G is here to lend a hand:




That’s the cover of Snoop’s forthcoming album Make America Crip Again.


As you can see, the photo isn’t exactly subtle in its anti-Trump sentiment.


Paying homage to Ice Cube’s 1991 album Death Certificate, Snoop is seen sipping from a Crip-blue Solo cup glaring down at the corpse of the Donald.


It’s not the rapper’s first political controversy this year, as back in March, a video in which Snoop pretends to assassinate Trump made major waves on social media.


Needless to say, lots of folks on Twitter have been thoroughly butthurt by Snoop’s brand of satire, but most of them have Pepe the Frog avatars, and thus, their opinions aren’t to be taken seriously.



“Snoop Dogg’s career is running on fumes, hence the need to jump on the refuge of the talentless – the Trump Derangement Syndrome bandwagon,” one snowflake said about the platinum-selling music legend who currently hosts two television shows.


“HOW DOES THIS PRICK get away with this crap?” tweeted a guy who we probably don’t need to tell you has a photo of a very angry-looking bald eagle as his profile pic.


For his part, Snoop has yet to sound off on the controversy.


And thankfully, against all odds, the president hasn’t tweeted about either.


Of course, Trump has a lot on his plate these days, so he might be a bit distracted at the moment.



Hey, there’s a fun game!


Test your friend’s prejudice levels by showing them photos of Snoop and Trump and asking them to guess which one is worried about going to prison because all his friends are getting indicted.


Lob that one at Uncle Lou over pumpkin pie, but make sure you’ve got a defibrillator handy!


Better yet, put your version of the poll on social media and enjoy a few mild strokes of your own.


After all, Twitter is basically what would happen if you let the kids sit at the grownup table and got them loaded on gin and it turned out the kids were super racist.



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