Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Urijah Faber Sucks at Golf (Update: Redemption Shot)

Great at striking faces … terrible at striking golf balls.  Here’s UFC legend Urijah Faber smackin’ some balls around with Cody Garbrandt at Topgolf in Vegas … proving he’s not exactly Tiger Woods.  Don’t worry … after WHIFFING his…


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Jill Duggar: I"m Back in Central America! Give Me Money!

If you watch Counting On online, you know that Jill Duggar and her husband, Derick Dillard, spent much of 2016 performing missionary work in Central America.


The Dillards returned to Arkansas last summer, but they made it clear from the start that they were itching to get back to what they consider their life’s work.


We guess they don’t find reality TV stardom quite as fulfilling as the rest of the family.



Anyway, despite the fact that Jill is pregnant with her second child these days, the couple headed back toward the equator this week, announcing their departure from the States only after they had arrived in El Salvador.


The Dillards revealed that they would be returning to missionary work last week in a blog post published on their personal website:


“Through our ministry and your support, we can help support local churches, and impact hundreds of lives on a daily basis,” Jill and Derick wrote.


“Once a week we go into villages hit hard by violence, and provide various skills training for adults, Bible study, kids programs, and crafts.”


They added:


“On average we help over 40 adults and children every week.”



Of course, the blog post provided not only an opportunity for Jill and Derick to pat themselves on the back, but also a chance to hit fans up for donations.


“We hope you’ll consider partnering with us in this mission. In addition to the ministry outreach expenses, there are always monthly expenses for groceries, utilities, fuel, healthcare, etc.” they wrote.


“For example, if only 600 families were willing to donate a one-time gift of $ 40, it would completely cover our remaining ministry expenses for this term.”


Oh, is that all?


Any way we can just cut out the middleman and send the cash directly to the impoverished citizens of El Salvador?


Jill and Derick were initially vague about the details of their plan, but they posted this photo last night, revealing that they’re once again traveling abroad:



The image appears to show Derick preaching to a congregation of El Salvadorans.


“We are so happy to be back in Central America!” Jill captioned it.


As for when they’ll return to Tontitown, Jill assures People magazine that she and Derick will return to attend to one very important matter:


“We will come back for the birth of the baby,” she tells the magazine.


No word yet on Jill’s due date, but Duggar watchers believe she and Derick will come back to the US some time in late spring.



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The Weeknd, Selena Gomez and Bella Hadid Close Encounters of Zee French Kind (PHOTOS)

If The Weeknd has any menage a trois fantasies … this would be the time to let Selena Gomez know — the couple’s in Paris, and staying just a few minutes away from his ex, Bella Hadid. Selena and The Weeknd were spotted chilling at their hotel –…


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Danielle Bregoli Reality Show: Tragically Coming Soon!

The Cash Me Ousside girl is about to cash in on her unfortunate fame.


According to TMZ, Danielle Bregoli is deep in discussions to star in her very own reality show.


In other shocking news, Kylie Jenner just posted a photo of herself in a bikini on Instagram.



Bregoli is the 13-year old moron girl who tragically rose to viral fame in September when she appeared as a guest opposite Dr. Phil.


On stage alongside her mother, who was concerned about her child’s attitude and behavior, Bregoli did her best to act all tough and combative with the audience.


At one point, in response to endless jeering and a barrage of insults being hurled her way, Bregoli screamed some nonsense about whether anyone wants to “cash me ousside, howbowdah.”


That has been the best interpretation of Bregoli’s taunt at least.


And the catchphrase has since taken on a life of its own.


Earlier this month, Bregoli appeared for a second time on Dr. Phil, telling the host that she’s responsible for his fame.


See the clip below:



About a week after this footage aired, Bregoli spoke to a TMZ cameraman, trashing all the Kardashians and giving Kim Kardashian grief for her sex tape.


Sadly, in this day and age, it’s not hard to understand why networks would be lining up to give Bregoli her own series.


Danielle’s managers tell TMZ that they’ve been contacted by no fewer than seven production companies.


As we type, they are scheduling meetings for this week, with four of the companies interested in doing a program with Danielle and her mom.


Other companies, meanwhile, are pitching the idea of a scripted series to Bregoli.


Then again, we’re not really sure what the difference between a scripted series and a reality series actually is.


(If you believe Keeping Up with the Kardashians isn’t scripted, we’ve got some stock in MySpace we’d like to sell you.)



Three more tidbits of note, per TMZ:


  1. She is also getting paid offers to show up at strips clubs. She’s 13. That’s gross.

  2. Bregoli is demanding a minimum of $ 30,000 to appear as meet-and-greet type of events.

  3. If/when Bregoli does agree to some kind of television deal, she will likely move to Hollywood.

This means that she may run into Kim Kardashian someday.


We had been hoping that Bregoli’s 15 Minutes of Fame would have expired by now. But… alas.


We were clearly fooling ourselves.



This young girl is never going away. She’ll probably be President in 2042.


God help us all.


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