Kris Jenner is unfamiliar with the concept of shame.
She cheated on her husband. She helped sell the Kim Kardashian sex tape. She puts profits ahead of her children"s well-being.
Here are numerous examples of why we"re glad we are not Kris Jenner…
1. She cheated on Robert Kardashian
Yes, that would be bad enough on its own. But the man Jenner slept with while married to Robert Kardashian, Tom Waterman, actually appeared on Keeping Up with the Kardashians in 2012 as a ratings ploy.
2. She peddled the Kim Kardashian sex tape
Anyone who thinks Kim Kardashian wasn’t well aware of what she was doing when she banged Ray J on tape is fooling himself. And anyone who thinks Kris wasn’t encouraging her daughter to sell a sex tape in order to get famous is fooling himself even harder.
3. She won’t refer to Bruce Jenner as "Caitlyn"
Kris admitted in a chat with Access Hollywood that she just calls her ex-husband “Jenner,” despite the widespread acceptance of his new gender identity.
4. She wrote In the Kitchen with Kris
Look, if there’s a market, one should try to take advantage of it and make some money off those silly enough to buy a cookbook written by Kris Jenner. We get it. But still… come on! Must you really insult housewives who really cook by pretending as if you’ve ever turned a stove on, Kris?
5. She wanted to change her last name
Being married to Bruce Jenner for over 22 years was apparently not enough for Kris. She wanted to change her last name BACK to Kardashian at one point, admitting this was for branding and marketing reasons.
6. This response to Rob
This report is unsubstantiated. But after Rob Kardashian gained a ton of weight, sources claim Kris gave her son a deadline by which he had to lose 70 pounds because he was hurting the family’s reputation. How sweet, huh?