Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Dance Moms Season 6 Episode 5 Recap: Can Abby Lee Miller Be Replaced?

Tension reached its all-time pinnacle on Dance Moms Season 6 Episode 5 – which is saying something for this show – last night on Lifetime.


That’s because Abby literally locked her team the f–k out.



If you watch Dance Moms online, then you’ve been following the saga of Abby Lee Miller’s bankruptcy case and subsequent meltdowns.


One of which caused her to “abandon” the team last week.


Well, fast forward to last night and the moms are gossiping in the parking lot, talking about how she won’t let the team use her studio.


Miller “literally” lives there, according to Jill Vertes.


It doesn’t really make a lot of sense, since despite the fact that she supposedly didn’t want them in her studio, using her name is okay?


We know Abby Lee Miller lied about quitting and that Dance Moms is the most fake show on reality TV, but this is just getting preposterous.


Anyway, the kids showed up to dance, until Holly Frazier realized hers was nowhere to be found and took off running to go find her.


Nia Frazier, it turns out, was so upset about some negative reactions to a video she posted on social media, so how did Holly respond?


By talking about the stress of how Abby wasn’t there, just to keep up the narrative, even though Nia never linked Miller with any bullying.


If we’re expected to believe that the stress of Abby being gone is what’s really bothering Nia in some tangential way, we’re tuning out.


Honestly, you’re better than this, Dance Moms. Get it together.


To see some actual dancing featuring Nakul Dev Mahajan and Debbie Allen (yes, the legendary Debbie Allen), follow the links above.


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