Break out the violins, people.
Teresa Giudice is here to try and make you feel really bad for her.
The despicable human being has released a few excerpts from her upcoming memoir, “Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again.”
And the passage that is causing the most chatter across the Internet is the revelation that Teresa’s prison cell was nicknamed “The Boom Boom Room” because her fellow inmates often had sexual intercourse in it.
While others were around!
In a preview of the book (obtained by the New York Daily News), Giudice writes there were full-blown shower escapades, along late-night hook-ups while she tried to sleep.
“I could see two women … writhing around … I cannot believe this is happening!” Giudice writes.
She adds that heterosexual women became “gay for the stay” and that inmates would often trade sex for commissary money.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member (who was nicknamed “Hollywood” behind bars) was released from prison after 11 months in December.
She had been sentenced to time at the Danbury Federal Correctional Institution in Connecticut after pleading guilty fraud charges.
“I wanted to die,” she also writes in her memoir, according to the New York Daily News of the ordeal, explaining that she was ordered to hand over her rhinestone jacket and black leggings.
The nerve of that prison, huh? How dare they?!?
Giudice says she tried to focus on her family during this horrible period, especially her husband, Joe Giudice, even sending him an X-rated Father’s Day card that featured drawings of sexual positions.
“Madonna mia, I was dreaming of my husband,” she says in the book.
Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again hits shelves on Tuesday, February 9.
If you purchase it, you might as well go spend some money on psychiatric appointments as well.
