Have you voted yet today?
Don’t worry; we’re not here to judge you.
After all, we’re sure you’re already aware of the many, many valid reasons that you should head to your local polling place and make your voice heard.
Of course, if you’re on the fence, we do have one final incentive to offer that may sway you in the direction of doing your civic duty…
…and it’s got nothing to do with kindly old ladies handing out stickers.
Instead, it has to do with an anti-Trump initiative launched by two inspirational young activists in California.
The plan is definitely Clinton-approved, but it probably gets a bigger thumbs-up from Bill than from Hillary.
The women in the photo below are Maggie Greene and Angelina Castro:
You might know them, but don’t forget to feign ignorance if you’re reading this in the presence of your wife or girlfriend.
Greene and Castro are vehemently anti-Trump adult film stars, and they have a plan to take him down – that involves going down.
The women are offering oral sex to any man who votes against Trump.
It’s really that easy.
As the ladies’ website explains:
“To qualify for a BJ fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter and vote against Trump.
“Details on how to collect the BJs if Trump loses the election will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after the election day.
“The girls are tentatively planning Inauguration Day to deliver on their promise.”
Yes, January 20th could be a huge day for both American history and for your dong.
If you’re not a Hillary supporter but you still want to earn a blowie for 2 seconds of work, fear not:
Greene and Castro say you can vote for any candidate you want, so long as its not the Trumpkin.
They explain further in the video below:
“The man doesn’t like nasty women, and he wants to deport all those sexy, fiery Latinas?” Greene asks at one point.
“We can’t have that!”
She adds:
“You just have to vote for anyone but Donald Trump. Anyone at all, except Donald Trump!”
Of course, Trump has to lose in order for you to cash in on your beeje, so you might want to play it safe by voting for Hillary instead of one of the third party candidates, none of whom has a shot in hell.
Yes, obviously there’s a bit of irony in the Clinton campaign actually being helped by a blow job, but after what happened during her husbands campaign, perhaps it’s time the BJ enthusiast community did something for Hillary.
Besides, after Donnie attacked a Venezuelan beauty queen and tweeted about her (non-existent) sex tape at 3 am, it seems fitting that a pair of Latina porn stars are doing everything they can to bring him down.
We hate to even go there, but it’s hard not to given the nature of this article:
TMZ reported moments ago that Monica Lewinsky will be riding out Election Day in Sweden.
Probably a smart move to get out of the country.
Not because she’s Monica Lewinsky, but because if Trump wins, those one-way flights to Europe are gonna fill up fast!