So for a while now, things have felt kind of … off, right?
Hey, you’re a human being on the internet, you’ve heard the frighteningly accurate comparisons between 2016 and garbage fires.
Donald Trump is going to be president, so many beautiful legends have passed away, the sordid saga of Harambe … we’re in a dark place right now.
And from the looks of it, we’re not going to be heading towards the light anytime soon.
Even Kim Kardashian, who we thought we could count on forever and ever to distract us from the horrors of reality with her giant ass, has been taking a long, hard break from the spotlight.
But wait! A ray of hope appears!
It’s so bright it’s almost blinding, and the heat that’s radiating off of it is enough to warm your very heart and soul …
Because even though Kim is taking a hiatus from being Kim, there are still new projects being unveiled that she did before the robbery.
And this one right here is a photo shoot that she and Khloe Kardashian did for Kanye West’s Yeezy fashion line.
These photos appear in German magazine 032c, and Kanye himself conceptualized the shoot.
Sure, that last part is kind of weird, considering one of the photos show his wife’s sister grabbing her bare ass, but we’ll go along with it.
Another NSFW photo shows Kim and Khloe holding hands in a shower while wearing sheer bodysuits.
Yep, we’re talking four Kardashian nipples, all in a row.
And if you thought this couldn’t get any better, then you absolutely have to see the text that accompanied the photos.
THIS IS THE LIMIT.
The place somewhere outside of some city. This is the dirt of that limit.
The pulverized stone crushed into microprocessors. This is the face of that limit.
The scaffolding that holds up a network of desire. This is the machine of that limit.
A nondescript of office designing apparel for the 21st century. This is New Abu Dhabi.
Since its beginning, California has been a border zone. Its landscape requires tools that deal with the edge of the known. The denim jean, suburban planning, and the personal computer were invented here.
This border’s sand is the raw matter of our silicon infrastructure. As frontiers continue to shatter and contract into flattened mosaics of information, it has become more difficult to find the limit.
Places like #Calabasas, an exurban sprawl located between Hollywood and Malibu, become the unlikely stage for vast ENERGY EXPERIMENTS.
Those are the ridiculous, hilarious words that went along with a photo of Kim and Khloe Kardashian rolling around in the dirt with their asses out.
We’re going to be OK, you guys.
