Ever seen a drunk intervention before? Well, that’s kinda what happened Monday night … Boxing superstars Adrien Broner and Gervonta Davis were leaving Ace of Diamonds in L.A. after balling out in the club … when AB decided to deliver a…
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Saturday, December 23, 2017
ScHoolboy Q Says Dodgers & Yankees Getting Asses Whooped by Angels in 2018
How are the L.A. Angels looking after their killer off-season? “Lookin’ like we about to whoop the Dodgers’ ass” … and the Yankees’ too — so says ScHoolboy Q. If you couldn’t tell, ScHoolboy’s a die-hard Halos fan … so now that they’ve…
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Rampage Jackson to Keaton Jones: World"s Gone Soft, Kick Your Bullies" Asses!
If Keaton Jones REALLY wants to get bullies off his back, Rampage Jackson says there’s only one way he can get the job done. “I would kick somebody’s ass!” Rampage told TMZ Sports. “You fight — you go down swingin’ — they ain’t gonna kill you,…
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Miss BumBum 2017 Contestants March with Their Asses Out
Here are this year’s smokin’ hot contestants for Brazil’s Miss BumBum competition marching together for … something … we’re sure … but you don’t care. What really matters is the 27 hopefuls kicked off the competition by showing off their…
Monday, May 22, 2017
Kourtney Kardashian & Kendall Jenner"s Asses Are All in for Yacht Fun in Cannes (PHOTO GALLERY)
Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are cut from the same cloth … when it comes to their asses on yachts, that is. Kourtney and Kendall took a break from the hustle and bustle of the Cannes Film Festival and boarded a yacht in the resort…
Monday, February 20, 2017
"Cash Me Ousside" Girl ... I"ll Whip All Them Kardashian Asses!!! (VIDEO)
‘Cash Me Ousside’ chick Danielle Bregoli has declared war on the Kardashians, and lasered in on Kim’s sex tape. Danielle was flying out of LAX when she started picking the famous family apart, starting with Kylie. One by one she…
Sunday, November 27, 2016
Kim and Khloe Kardashian: Asses Out for Yeezy!
So for a while now, things have felt kind of … off, right?
Hey, you’re a human being on the internet, you’ve heard the frighteningly accurate comparisons between 2016 and garbage fires.
Donald Trump is going to be president, so many beautiful legends have passed away, the sordid saga of Harambe … we’re in a dark place right now.
And from the looks of it, we’re not going to be heading towards the light anytime soon.
Even Kim Kardashian, who we thought we could count on forever and ever to distract us from the horrors of reality with her giant ass, has been taking a long, hard break from the spotlight.
But wait! A ray of hope appears!
It’s so bright it’s almost blinding, and the heat that’s radiating off of it is enough to warm your very heart and soul …
Because even though Kim is taking a hiatus from being Kim, there are still new projects being unveiled that she did before the robbery.
And this one right here is a photo shoot that she and Khloe Kardashian did for Kanye West’s Yeezy fashion line.
These photos appear in German magazine 032c, and Kanye himself conceptualized the shoot.
Sure, that last part is kind of weird, considering one of the photos show his wife’s sister grabbing her bare ass, but we’ll go along with it.
Another NSFW photo shows Kim and Khloe holding hands in a shower while wearing sheer bodysuits.
Yep, we’re talking four Kardashian nipples, all in a row.
And if you thought this couldn’t get any better, then you absolutely have to see the text that accompanied the photos.
THIS IS THE LIMIT.
The place somewhere outside of some city. This is the dirt of that limit.
The pulverized stone crushed into microprocessors. This is the face of that limit.
The scaffolding that holds up a network of desire. This is the machine of that limit.
A nondescript of office designing apparel for the 21st century. This is New Abu Dhabi.
Since its beginning, California has been a border zone. Its landscape requires tools that deal with the edge of the known. The denim jean, suburban planning, and the personal computer were invented here.
This border’s sand is the raw matter of our silicon infrastructure. As frontiers continue to shatter and contract into flattened mosaics of information, it has become more difficult to find the limit.
Places like #Calabasas, an exurban sprawl located between Hollywood and Malibu, become the unlikely stage for vast ENERGY EXPERIMENTS.
Those are the ridiculous, hilarious words that went along with a photo of Kim and Khloe Kardashian rolling around in the dirt with their asses out.
We’re going to be OK, you guys.
Saturday, August 13, 2016
11 Candy Asses Who Have Felt the Wrath of The Rock
Dwayne Johnson is never afraid to lay the smackdown on anyone"s candy ass.
That much was made clear when he called out Vin Diesel (although not by name) for the actor"s inappropriate and pompous behavior on the set of Fast 8.
Some fans were taken aback by Johnson"s harsh words, but they really shouldn"t have been.
Previously known as The Rock during his WWE days, Johnson has been at the center of many feuds over the years.
Here"s a rundown of the most memorable back-and-forths:
1. Vin Diesel
2. Ken Shamrock
3. Degeneration X
4. The Big Show
5. The Undertaker
6. Booker T
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pic Reminds Us To Get Off Our Asses
Hear ye, hear ye. The season of minimal clothing is upon us.
Bethenny Frankel posted a photo over the weekend of her svelte, perfect bikini body while in Las Vegas.
Atop her head sat a butterfly headband, but no one really cared because her body is so insanely toned.
“Let’s do this right Las Vegas,” she wrote.
Frankel was in Sin City for the opening of Beauty & Essex at the Cosmopolitan, the second location outside of New York for the popular eatery.
“Amazing weekend!” Frankel wrote on social media after.
“My daughter [Brynn] had the time of her life. What a joy to see Vegas through her eyes.”
Frankel is still finalizing her divorce from Jason Hoppy, whom she married in March 2010.
“I feel like we’re on the 18th hole. I think we’re at the end of it, ” Frankel updated Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live last month.
“It’s been three and a half years and I like to be good at things, so I figure if I’m gonna get divorced, I’m gonna have the longest and best and most expensive divorce. It’s like a purse.”
It’s been a very tumultuous time for the Skinny Girl founder, who announced her split from Hoppy in December 2012.
“It’s a learning experience. I’m feeling better and stronger and I’m happy. I’m coming out the other side,” she told Cohen, adding that she will not “legally get married again.”
Is she getting back out there?
“My dating life was on fire. It’s now as dry as a bone. As dry as a gray garden of petunias.
“But I’ll get going again.”
Frankel now has her own SiriusXM radio show, B Real With Bethenny, which allows her to talk freely about dating, sex, parenting, food, diet, beauty, business, and the like.
“It’s really a no-holds-barred environment,” Frankel told Entertainment Weekly of her show, which launched May 2nd.
“I couldn’t just go rogue on my talk show… It’s just going rogue, is what [the radio show] is, and I love that. It’s a zero-f***s nation.”