We finally have an answer to this ongoing pressing question:
Where in the world is Kylie Jenner?
And the answer is this:
Someplace with a giant plate of food in front of her!
Indeed, according to a pretty mean new report by Radar Online, the 20-year old is not sharing new photos on Instagram and not appearing in public because she’s embarrassed.
She’s ashamed.
She’s downtrodden.
And it’s not just because she’s pregnant.
“Kylie’s been eating non-stop and has gained a tremendous amount of weight,” an insider claims to Radar, adding:
“She is not eating healthy, either, so it is not making her situation any better.”
This is common for any woman that is expecting, of course.
How many times have you heard a pregnant person joke that she is “eating for two?”
Kylie, however, has made a living from posing in scantily-clad outfits and in sharing every detail of her personal life with her fans.
For this reason, those same fans are growing irritated over the lack of Jenner’s baby bump.
They’re sick of the games and just want Kylie to come out and admit she’s expecting a child with semi-serious boyfriend Travis Scott.
But Radar writes that Jenner has gained 60 pounds in just a few months and it’s all because she has a “big breakfast, big lunch, big dinner and tons of snacks in between.”
As a result, she can’t bear to show off her figure to, well, pretty much anyone.
This is actually pretty sad, if true.
Kylie has created a life for herself in which she can’t be her true self… unless that true self is svelte and sexy and all of that.
“She gorges on food and blames it on being pregnant, but says that she is always hungry,” Radar alleges, writing that the star “hides her [body] in oversized clothes” these days.
Because Jenner has not issued any sort of statement regarding her pregnancy, we don’t know for sure when she’s due or whether she’s having a boy or a girl.
But we hear the baby will arrive early this spring and be a female.
We’ve also heard disturbing reports that Kylie will try to get emergency weight loss surgery as soon as she gives birth.
She’s that desperate to shed this baby weight.
Her sisters and other loved ones are against this dangerous idea, but Jenner simply isn’t thinking clearly at the moment.
“She thinks she is morbidly obese right now,” the Radar insider says.
“After she gives birth, she is planning on checking into a fat farm for six weeks.
“If that doesn’t work, she will resort to using a procedure like limo or cool sculpting to shed the pounds.”
Again, we can’t verify the accuracy of this allegation.
But even in the Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip where Kylie seemingly tells her family that she’s pregnant (above), we do NOT see Kylie’s body.
We simply see her face over the phone.
This has to lend at least some credence to the possibility that Kylie really has gained a great deal of weight and really does feel awful about it.
The truth, however, is that we’ll never know for certain. We have no way of shooting down this claim until Jenner herself comes out and does what she is apparently afraid to do:
She has to make herself visible to the world.