Angelina Jolie has heard all the rumors.
She’s read all the celebrity gossip sites.
She knows that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston may soon make babies together.
But a new report claims the famous actress has a plan to get back at her estranged husband for his possibly rekindled romance.
She’s figured out exactly how to attack Pitt where it may hurt him the most:
By sleeping with a guy who sort of looks just like him!
According to Radar Online, Jolie has been in contact with Garrett Hedlund, a 33-year old actor who is very easy on the eyes.
And he apparently thinks there’s something between himself and Jolie, or is at least confident that something could happen between the stars, considering his alleged aggression.
“It’s gone from exchanging the odd email to texting several times a day and planning to meet up for dinner,” claims an insider of the connection between Jolie and Hedlund, adding:
“It’s Garrett who’s making all the moves!”
Hedlund dated actress Kirsten Dunst for four years after they met on the set of 2012’s On the Road.
He also actually co-starred with Pitt way back in 2004 in Troy and he grew close to Jolie after she cast him in Unbroken a decade later.
Might these two really end up dating? Or at least banging?
“Angie’s incredibly flattered and enjoying Garrett’s attention,” Radar writes.
The website then goes on to compare Hedlund with Pitt:
“He’s like a younger, hotter Brad and she’s confessed to a couple of girlfriends that she’d be up for a fling with him. It would be the ultimate revenge romance!”
Well, let’s be honest here:
If Pitt really does get back together with Aniston, that will be the ultimate revenge romance.
It will be the ultimate revenge romance to end ALL revenge romances.
Within seconds of Internet users learning that Aniston was splitting from husband Justin Theroux, pretty much anyone with a Twitter account was assuming Pitt and Aniston would start getting it on once again.
That would be cool with us, but not nearly as cool as the flipside:
What if Jolie and Theroux decided to sleep together?!?
Yes, this is another rumor making the World Wide Web rounds.
“Angelina is interested in working with Theroux, she actually put feelers out before he and Jennifer’s split,” Hollywood Life wrote about a month ago, adding:
“Apparently she’s a big fan of The Leftovers.
“When Justin and Jennifer were together no one expected it to happen, but now that they’ve split the chances of him saying yes to Angelina are way up.”
Yes, this report claims Angelina just wants to work with Justin.
But she merely worked with Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith and we all know what transpired from there, right?
Red. Hot. Sex.
We’re just sayin.
