Showing posts with label 'Sinking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 'Sinking. Show all posts

Friday, June 22, 2018

Jenelle Evans" House Is Sinking & Teen Mom 2 Fans Are Loving It!

Saying that Jenelle Evans is disliked by Teen Mom 2 fans would be putting it very, very mildly.


You’d have to go back to Puck on The Real World or The Situation’s coke-iest Jersey Shore days to find a reality star who’s so universally despised.



Usually, viewers tend to go overboard in their hatred of a specific villain, but in Jenelle’s case, the contempt is fully warranted.


Jenelle has been accused of abusing her children through both neglect and severe corporal punishment.


She’s also admitted to doing drugs while pregnant.


And as anyone who’s watched even a single episode of the show knows, she’s generally just a mean and nasty person, who’s horrendous treatment of the people in her inner circle is matched only by her utter disdain for every stranger she encounters.


And this isn’t a new phenomenon.


Jenelle’s been a destructive force in the lives of everyone who crosses her path for such a long time that she’s never had primary custody of her eldest son, 9-year-old Jace, as a judge put the boy in his grandmother’s care almost immediately after he was born.



So yeah, TM2 fans are right to hate on Jenelle.


And we fully understand why they feel compelled to applaud the news that her house is sinking into the ground.


Yes, on this week’s episode, Jenelle and David Eason (who’s equally terrible for reasons we don’t have time to go into) revealed that the laaaaaand they so love is essentially devouring their modular home.


Naturally, the couple responded the same way they respond to every problem — by pointing the finger at everyone within pointing distance.


Evans and Eason immediately contacted the manufacturers of their prefab home and basically blamed them for the composition of the land that the home sits on.



“The house guy in Wilmington is trying to say that we put too much dirt on the land to fill our puddles and that we’re making all the water go down under our house,” Jenelle complained to a friend.


“It was flooded to begin with. Our house is sinking basically.”


“The county requires us to have positive drainage away from the house.” Eason stated.


“You can take that idea and shove it up your ass because my house is falling in the mud. I want my house on stilts.”


When he came face-to-face with the VP of the company, David hilariously tried to threaten the guy with a social media roasting:


“If I got to pay for it … I guarantee my wife has got about 12 million followers on social media,” he said, adding:



“Come back with your checkbook.”


Oooo, tough talk.


Hopefully, the VP is aware that those are mostly hate-follows.


Naturally, fans on social media are downright loving Jenelle’s predicament, and we are 100 percent here for that sentiment.


Some of you might be saying to yourselves, “Hey, it’s not cool to wish homelessness on this woman! She’s got kids!”


To which we say: and she’s been earning seven figures a year for most of her adult life. Her kids will be fine.


Let us revel in our schadenfreude.



Sadly, it seems Jenelle and David were able to prevent the demons from dragging their home back to hell, as Jenelle has made no mention of the issue on social media in recent weeks.


(And you know she’d be griping up a storm if she had cause to.)


But that doesn’t mean her life isn’t in shambles!


A preview for next week’s episode shows Jenelle getting a visit from the sheriff, but she appears to be too “dazed” to fully comprehend what’s happening.


Never change, Jenelle.


Just kidding, please change immediately for the sake of your children.


Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more on the ridiculous life of the Carolina Hurricane.



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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 12 Episode 10 Recap: Loose Lips and Sinking Ships

Will Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge be able to put their beef aside and play nice for the sake of their friends?


That was one of the big questions on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 12 Episode 10, and one that seemed like it was going to be dragged on for eternity. 



With the ladies dodging each other practically all season long, it has become apparent that the producers must be struggling for footage to fill the episodes. 


When the episode got underway, Vicki was chatting with her daughter on the phone and boasting about the birthday party she was planning for herself. 


It’s a bit sad to be planning your own birthday party, but it’s not like Vicki has a lot of friends right now. In fact, she could probably count her loyal friends on the one hand. 


That’s what happens when you decide to cause trouble amongst your group. Her party idea sounded like something Vicki would come up with. 



She wanted to wear red while everyone else wore black and white. She also wanted to sit down for a roast and let every single person in the room air their thoughts on her. 


People would legit pay to watch that play out because Vicki would probably eventually go ham and run out of the event with a bottle of wine, but did this seem like a good way to put her beef aside with the ladies?


Briana did not seem to think so, and Vicki questioned why. Apparently, Vicki was under the impression everyone would say nice things about her. 


As laughable as that is, props to Briana for thinking about her mother’s feelings. If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, you know that Vicki has been a nightmare. 


When she’s not bickering with her friends, she’s finding new people to quarrel with, but that’s just who she is. We’ve watched her do it multiple times over the years, so why would she change now?



Meanwhile, Lydia and Meghan went on a hiking trip and got candid about IVF treatment. Meghan revealed that it was a painful thing to go through. 


Lydia questioned whether it would be a good idea to freeze some of her husband’s sample in case she wanted more kids down the line. 


Here’s the big conundrum: Lydia’s husband is getting a vasectomy, so it would be difficult for them if they were to decide to have kids down the line. 


These ladies know they need to cover all bases before making a decision, so we’re thankful they know that. The talk then turned to Meghan’s feud with Kelly. 


Lydia revealed that she was Team Kelly in this battle because Meghan went out of her way quiz Kelly about having a boyfriend. So, Lydia’s take on it was that Meghan was the one in the wrong. 



“Meghan has no problem cutting down Kelly’s marriage and then she’s mad at Kelly for doing the same thing in return,” Lydia explains in her confessional. “I’m trying to just hold up a mirror to Meghan and say, ‘You know, I see Kelly’s side too."”


Naturally, Meghan flipped the eff out and revealed that Kelly was the one who was trying to cause all of the beef between them. 


“With what? Are you f–king kidding right now? This is so upsetting, Lydia,” Meghan screams, holding back tears. “That you would even think that’s normal for a person to attack your marriage.”


“No, I feel like you attacked hers,” Lydia replied.


Realizing she had upset Meghan, Lydia apologized but claimed that she still understood why Kelly lashed out and that it was not her fault. 



The awesome thing about Lydia is that she just says it how it is, and that shows how loyal she is. She knows she needs to be honest about things or she will end up in the center of the drama. 


Then, Tamra got a phone call from none other than Vicki! Yes, it was time to end the feud once and for all. Vicki did apologize for all the drama and asked if they could rebuild and move on. 


Tamra agreed, but stressed in a confessional that she did not know whether she was making the right decision. It’s perfectly understandable that she would be apprehensive. 



All of the drama with Vicki has been too much to handle for her, but it does seem like Vicki is ready to grow up. Tamra decided to call up Shannon to find out her take on it. 


She was not impressed. 


“F–k Vicki,” she said. 


Shannon had some drama of her own to deal with. It was her birthday, and she was reminiscing about how great things were a year ago. 


Now, her relationship with David was not in a good place and she questioned how long she could go on. David, however, felt like Shannon was the one to blame. 



He admitted that he lets her get on with it when she’s stressed or anything because that’s just how he is. His other issue was that Shannon was still obsessing over Vicki. 


The rest of the episode was all about Vicki’s birthday and it ushered in the return of Gretchen and Lizzie. But the drama was surprisingly started by Ricky. 


He opened up about witnessing Eddie making out with a guy. Oh, the drama. 



Vicki opted to keep out of it and that was the first big signal that she was ready to move on with her life as opposed to listening to rumors and adding stuff on to them. 


What do you think about Vicki’s new outlook? Are you on board?


Hit the comments!



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Monday, May 8, 2017

Joe Montana Sues Over Sinking San Fran Tower, Building Is Crooked!

Joe Montana says his fancy San Francisco condo is completely slanted … and it’s getting worse because the building is sinking … and now he’s declared war on the building developers.  The NFL legend filed a lawsuit against the people who…


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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Five Finger Death Punch Blasts Record Label as "Sinking Ship"

The guys in Five Finger Death Punch claim they’re being held hostage by their “sinking ship” of a record label … and they need a judge to rescue the band before it gets dragged under. The heavy metal rockers destroy the…


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