Ne-Yo is the first black artist to say he’s willing to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration, because as he puts it … business is business and a party is a party. We got the singer Thursday at LAX, and he told us without hesitation he’d be there…
Showing posts with label Bird. Show all posts
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Friday, July 22, 2016
Tiffany Trump: "Like a Bird" Song Resurfaces; Internet Laughs Heartily
If you’re like most Americans, by now you probably think you know just about everything there is to know about the Trump family.
Donald’s three oldest children are widely believed to be the architects of his astonishingly successful campaign.
Ivanka’s speech at the RNC was considered by many Republicans to be the highlight of the convention.
Some insiders have gone so far as to claim that if it weren’t for the influence of Ivanka and her brothers Donald Jr. and Eric, there would be no Trump candidacy at all.
But despite all the scrutiny of the Trump kids in recent months, there’s been little focus on his youngest two children, Tiffany, 22, and Barron, 10.
Obviously, they’re not exactly hidden from view:
Tiffany’s Instagram page earned her some popularity on social media long before her father began amassing political clout.
And her speech at the RNC wasn’t quite as well received as Ivanka’s, but she did an admirable job of portraying her father as human who’s capable of any emotion other than seething rage.
But Tiffany has aspirations that have nothing to do with her father’s political campaign.
Sure, she recently graduated from University of Pennsylvania with degrees in sociology and urban studies, but there was a time when Tiffany had more glamorous career goals in mind:
The heavily auto-tuned gem above is Tiff’s 2011 single “Like a Bird,” which apparently recorded with two other “artists,” hilariously named Sprite and Logic.
The studio magic knob is cranked up so high that it’s tough to tell what Tiff is crooning about, but the Internet has had a field day with lyrics like:
“You’re cute and you’re tweeting me/Baby you go beep beep beep,” and “We living it up/Shine like aluminum foil in the club.”
Sounds like the Trump campaign should’ve just chilled and let Tiff write her own speech.
That way she could’ve hit us with pearls of wisdom like, “Diamonds are so shimmery/Special things uncover me.”
Poetry, y’all.
Tiffany Trump: "Like a Bird" Song Resurfaces; Internet Laughs Heartily
If you’re like most Americans, by now you probably think you know just about everything there is to know about the Trump family.
Donald’s three oldest children are widely believed to be the architects of his astonishingly successful campaign.
Ivanka’s speech at the RNC was considered by many Republicans to be the highlight of the convention.
Some insiders have gone so far as to claim that if it weren’t for the influence of Ivanka and her brothers Donald Jr. and Eric, there would be no Trump candidacy at all.
But despite all the scrutiny of the Trump kids in recent months, there’s been little focus on his youngest two children, Tiffany, 22, and Barron, 10.
Obviously, they’re not exactly hidden from view:
Tiffany’s Instagram page earned her some popularity on social media long before her father began amassing political clout.
And her speech at the RNC wasn’t quite as well received as Ivanka’s, but she did an admirable job of portraying her father as human who’s capable of any emotion other than seething rage.
But Tiffany has aspirations that have nothing to do with her father’s political campaign.
Sure, she recently graduated from University of Pennsylvania with degrees in sociology and urban studies, but there was a time when Tiffany had more glamorous career goals in mind:
The heavily auto-tuned gem above is Tiff’s 2011 single “Like a Bird,” which apparently recorded with two other “artists,” hilariously named Sprite and Logic.
The studio magic knob is cranked up so high that it’s tough to tell what Tiff is crooning about, but the Internet has had a field day with lyrics like:
“You’re cute and you’re tweeting me/Baby you go beep beep beep,” and “We living it up/Shine like aluminum foil in the club.”
Sounds like the Trump campaign should’ve just chilled and let Tiff write her own speech.
That way she could’ve hit us with pearls of wisdom like, “Diamonds are so shimmery/Special things uncover me.”
Poetry, y’all.
Friday, May 20, 2016
Kaley Cuoco Kisses Karl Cook, Flips Ex-Husband the Bird
As previously documented, Kaley Cuoco really stuck it to Ryan Sweeting in their divorce papers.
Just a few months after signing a deal with The Big Bang Theory that made her one of the richest stars on television, Cuoco arranged it so her ex-husband would not see a dime of that upcoming payout.
Harsh… but maybe fair?
We don’t know what actually went down between Cuoco and Sweeting.
After two years of marriage, the couple split in September, with Cuoco immediately scrubbing all references to Sweeting from her social media accounts.
That’s never a good sign.
Fast forward just a few months and Cuoco isn’t just dating Karl Cook… she’s fawning all over Karl Cook every chance she gets!
Check it, here she is nuzzling up to Cook, writing how “this is what happy looks like.”
And here’s a rumor that Cuoco and Cook may even get married soon.
A lot of it is speculation at this point, but there’s nothing to speculate over regarding the picture below:
It features Cuoco kissing Cook on the lips, that much is certain.
And it also features Cuoco raising her middle finger, clearly flipping someone The Bird.
Why do we believe that person is Sweeting?
For starters… who else would it be?!?
Also, Cuoco captioned the image with a single word: Finally.
As in… finally I found true love? As in… finally I’m happy and eff you to the dude who made me unhappy before and maybe even cheated on me?
Crazier assumptions have been made, right?
It’s too bad, Cuoco and Sweeting really did seem happy there for awhile.
But as long as we can watch The Big Bang Theory online and see Cuoco’s gorgeous face whenever we want, we’ll be happy. And that’s all that matters in the end.
Thursday, October 1, 2015
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