The Super Bowl LI champs are officially back in Beantown … and welcomed back with a water salute!! Tom Brady and his fellow New England Patriots players returned to Boston Logan Airport Monday afternoon … fresh off their HUGE comeback win over…
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Showing posts with label Patriots. Show all posts
Monday, February 6, 2017
Patriots Get LIT with Lil Wayne at Super Bowl Celebration (PHOTOS + VIDEOS)
The New England Patriots turned ALL THE WAY UP after completing the greatest Super Bowl comeback. EVER. The celebration went down right after the post-game ceremonies in the convention space next to NRG Stadium — and featured performances by Lil…
Mark Wahlberg Hilariously Leaves Super Bowl Before Patriots Comeback
As you’ve no doubt heard by now, the New England Patriots beat the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl LI last night, coming from 25 points down to to earn the first overtime victory in Super Bowl history.
If you don’t live in Boston and you’re not the President of the United States, there’s a good chance you’re a bit bummed by the results of the game, as the Pats are a widely hated team that’s loved by widely hated people.
Unfortunately, there were no Sad Ben Affleck reaction shots last night, but we did get to enjoy news of Mark Wahlberg being a premature sore loser.
Yes, the Pats eventually cruised to an anti-climactic victory, but throughout much of the evening, things were looking pretty bleak for Tom Brady and company.
So bleak, in fact, that Mark Wahlberg decided to peace out on the proceedings in the third quarter.
Not surprisingly, Mark took a good deal of flak on social media for committing one of the cardinal Bostonian sins.
(Lack of faith in Tom Terrific is right up there with correctly pronouncing the word “car.”)
But Mahky Mahk maintains that he had a perfectly good reason for bouncing early, and it had nothing to do with the score, okay?!
“I had to leave the game early because my youngest son wasn’t feeling well,” Wahlberg wrote on social media last night.
“Trust me, I would have loved to be at the stadium — but family first. Doesn’t mean I don’t love my Patriots too!”
Look, we’re not saying Mark’s lying about his son not feeling well.
We’re just saying that had the game not been shaping up to be a blow-out in the Falcons’ favor, he probably would’ve worked out some arrangement where his wife took his youngest home and he stayed at the stadium with his other kid.
But hey, at least Mark’s not alone in his fairweather fandom.
Witnesses say Donald Trump left his Super Bowl party when it was looking like the Pats were in the process of getting buried by Atlanta.
Of course, we can’t really blame him on that one:
If we were wearing a suit and sitting at a conference table with Reince Preibus, we’d probably be eager to call it a night, too.
Unlike Mark, the president didn’t offer an excuse for why he packed it in early.
No word yet on whether Mark’s come up with a suitable excuse for the time he blinded a guy in a racially-motivated hate crime.
Yup. We went there.
Gisele Celebrates Patriots Victory with Dancing, Screaming, Extreme Selfie-Taking
The New England Patriots may have won Super Bowl LI on Sunday night.
But Gisele Bundchen has won the Internet.
As a result of brand new and stunning Gisele photos that feature this model in a state of undress?
Nope. As a result of her over-the-top reaction to the Patriots’ shocking victory.
Gisele can be forgiven for her response, of course.
New England somehow managed to overcome a 25-point second half deficit in defeating the Atlanta Falcons, doing so by a final score of 34-28 in overtime.
And Gisele’s husband, someone named Tom Brady, threw for a Super Bowl-record 466 yards upon winning his fifth title and fourth Super Bowl MVP award.
So you can understand why Gisele was dancing all around, patting her heart and flashing five fingers to the crowd and the field shortly after New England’s victory:
Brady and Bundchen are the parents of a four-year old named Vivian and a seven-year old named Benjamin.
Brady also is father to a nine-year old son named John with his ex-girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan.
Prior to the big game, Gisele shared the following photo of Vivian on Instagram, captioning the sweet snapshot as follows:
“Bom dia! Game day! #superbowl #daddyslittlegirl.”
Gisele and other female relatives of Brady donned the same “Brady’s Ladies” t-shirt on Sunday, posing for pictures online alongside Galynn Brady, the quarterback’s mother who has been suffering from an undisclosed illness.
Brady said before the Super Bowl that he was dedicating the game to his mom.
So it’s hard to make too much fun of Gisele for how excited she got upon the Patriots winning, even if she did spin all around and film herself screaming up a storm from insider her stadium suite.
See for yourself:
“Congratulations my love! @tombrady #gopats Parabéns meu amor! @tombrady,” Gisele wrote as a caption to a photo of the couple two weeks ago, after Brady and the Patriots knocked off the Steelers to advance to the Super Bowl.
Now that they’ve won?
Now that Brady has solidified his status as the greatest quarterback of all-time and probably the greatest football player of all-time?
We can’t imagine what Gisele will write online…
… or what she’ll do to Brady behind closed doors.
If you know what we mean!
Seriously, is Tom Brady the luckiest person on the face of the planet or what?!?
Sunday, February 5, 2017
President Trump Says Patriots Will Beat Falcons by 8
President Trump has made his Super Bowl prediction — and SHOCKER — he’s going with Tom Brady. The Prez sat down with Bill O’Reilly and while he gave props to the Falcons … he said they’re eventually GOING DOWN. “Tom Brady is my…
Falcons vs. Patriots Cheerleaders -- Who"d You Rather?! (PHOTO GALLERY)
It’s the Atlanta Gal-cons vs. the New England Patri-ettes in the ultimate Super Bowl LI showdown … the battle for hottest cheerleaders. Get your game face on as you flip through the gallery and vote for the squad worthy of the Lombardi…
Falcons & Patriots ... The Smokin" Hot Wives & GFs (Photo Gallery)
Here’s proof ALL of the guys ballin’ in the big game are already winners — the wives and girlfriends are straight FIRE! Check out the photos … there’s something for everyone … a little Gisele, a little Adriana, and a little bit of Falcons…
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Tim Tebow Rooting for Patriots in Super Bowl (VIDEO)
Tim Tebow is a man of God, and a man of Brady. We got the crossover player leaving an ESPN party in Houston Friday night, and he’s squarely rooting for the Patriots. What’s even more interesting … you would think Tebow might be excited Vice…
Monday, January 23, 2017
Falcons Owner vs. Patriots Owner ... The Rich, Old Dance Battle (Video)
Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank has been putting his 74-year-old dance moves on display lately … but can he shake it better than his 75-year-old Super Bowl opponent Robert Kraft?? We took the liberty of cutting the best dance moves from the…
Sunday, January 22, 2017
New England Patriots WAGS -- Who"d You Rather?! (PHOTO GALLERY)
While the New England Patriots battle it out on the field for a spot in Super Bowl LI, their sexy significant others are battling it out off the field in the ultimate showdown … the title of hottest WAG. Rush through the gallery and vote for the…
Monday, January 16, 2017
Adriana Lima Hits Patriots Game ... Joins Insanely Hot Group of Wives & GFs (PHOTOS)
Julian Edelman’s quasi-girlfriend, Adriana Lima, attended her first Patriots playoffs game this weekend … and fit right in with the ridiculously good lookin’ group of W.A.G.s. First, the Edelman-Lima situation (or EdeLima) … our…
Steelers Coach Mike Tomlin Calls Patriots "A-Holes" ... We Spotted Them a Day-and-a-Half! (VIDEO)
Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin called the Patriots a bunch of “assholes” during a locker room speech to his team … a speech he didn’t know Antonio Brown was streaming out on Facebook Live!!!
Sunday, December 25, 2016
Jay Glazer Says Michael Floyd Needs Help But The Patriots Made Smart Move Grabbing Him (VIDEO)
Jay Glazer says there’s no doubt that NFL star Michael Floyd needs help with his drinking … but still thinks the New England Patriots made a smart decision picking up the troubled wide out. We got Glazer out at Craig’s in West Hollywood and asked…
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Charlie Day Doesn"t Like the Eagles ... I"M A PATRIOTS FAN!! (VIDEO)
This is blasphemy … “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” star Charlie Day is living a LIE … telling TMZ Sports he has no real love for the Philadelphia Eagles … and actually roots for the New England Patriots. If you don’t watch ‘Sunny’…
Charlie Day Doesn"t Like the Eagles ... I"M A PATRIOTS FAN!! (VIDEO)
This is blasphemy … “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” star Charlie Day is living a LIE … telling TMZ Sports he has no real love for the Philadelphia Eagles … and actually roots for the New England Patriots. If you don’t watch ‘Sunny’…
Bill Belichick Says Patriots Unfazed By Michael Floyd DUI Video
Bill Belichick says the Patriots were well aware of the disturbing Michael Floyd DUI video before they signed him — and insinuated they would not be dropping the WR now that it’s gone public. TMZ Sports posted the video Tuesday showing the…
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Patriots vs. Bills -- Flag Down ... Dildo on the Field
A scofflaw tried inserting himself in the Patriots / Bills game Sunday by firing a dildo on to the field. A ref was tasked with the duty to remove the errant projectile from the 5-yard line. Unclear what happened to the fan but we’re guessing he…
Monday, April 25, 2016
Tom Brady Suspension Reinstated; Patriots QB to Sit For First 4 Weeks of 2016 Season
Back in May of 2015, Tom Brady was suspended by the NFL for his alleged involvement in the so-called “Deflategate” scandal.
The New England Patriots quarterback (whom some believe to be the greatest to ever play the game) was ordered to sit for the first four weeks of the season after an investigation concluded that Brady was at least aware that two members of the Patriots equipment staff partially deflated game balls in order to make them easier to handle.
In addition, the NFL accused Brady of hindering the investigation by destroying the cell phone he allegedly used in order to communicate with staff.
After a lengthy appeals process, however, Brady’s suspension was overturned just days before the start of the season, and he wound up playing a full season and leading the Patriots to the playoffs for the seventh straight season.
Now, however, it looks as though one of the league’s most consistently dominant teams may have to do without its star QB for a full quarter of next season, as Brady’s suspension was reinstated today on appeal.
A three-judge panel from the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York ruled NFL commissioner Roger Goodell “properly exercised his broad discretion” in suspending Brady.
In their decision, the judges stated their opinion that Goodell and the league had not denied Brady “fundamental fairness” when they chose to suspend him.
Thus, as of right now, Brady will be forced to sit for the Pats’ 2016 games against the Cardinals, Dolphins, Texans and Bills.
But of course, Brady and the NFL players union are expected to appeal the decision, which will likely lead to another lengthy round of legal wrangling.
The appeals process could wind up taking this bizarre case as high as the Supreme Court, which would land Brady in the history books for more than just his consistently stellar performance on the field.
News that the suspension will be upheld comes just hours after the announcement that Brady is once again the league’s most popular player in terms of merchandise sales.
The court’s decision is especially devastating for Patriots fans, as the upcoming season could well be the final one of the 38-year-old Brady’s career.
Friday, October 30, 2015
Daniel Tosh Bets $25,000 on Patriots, Wins Big For Friend With Cancer
Whether he"s riffing on an amateur stuntman who did something stupid and wound up with a bone sticking out of his leg, or reminding us how much Jimmy Fallon loves booze, Daniel Tosh is always awesome in a cruelly hilarious way.
Even fans of the divisive comic admit that he doesn"t exactly come off as a nice guy on his Comedy Central show, so lots of folks might be surprised to learn that Tosh just committed an incredible act of kindness at the expense of his beloved Miami Dolphins.
As you might already know, the New England Patriots annihilated the Dolphins last night (as they"re wont to do) by a score of 36-7.
While it may have been a bummer for Tosh to watch Brady and company trounce all over his team (We"ve all been there, dude.), the Pats" victory was also a major win for Daniel"s friend Andy Ritchie, a comic who was recently diagnosed with a brain tumor.
You see, Tosh recently made $ 25,000 auctioning off props and random crap from around his office online.
He decided to bet the whole 25 grand on the Patriots covering the first half spread against the Dolphins and promised that if he won, he"d give all the cash to Ritchie to help with his medical bills.
Since you can never really go wrong betting on the Pats (unless you"re betting on which team is the least likely to cheat), Tosh will be able to donate $ 50,000 to Ritchie"s GoFundMe account.
"Once I double it, [Ritchie] can do whatever he wants with it; go on a lion-hunting safari or get treatment," Tosh said.
We"re guessing he"ll go with treatment, but hey – maybe he"ll decide to pull a Walter Palmer. Who knows?
We kid, of course. This is the best thing Tosh has done since he weirdly recreated a Selena Gomez video.
He proved that his uncaring D-bag routine is (at least sometimes) just an act, and for that, we thank him.
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