Farrah Abraham Trashes Simon Saran and His "Stupid Rebound Chick"

Farrah Abraham appeared on Face The Truth to defend her parenting and to test positive for barbiturates, but that’s not her only new television gig.

Farrah will appear alongside ex-boyfriend Simon Saran on Season 2 of Ex on the Beach.

She’s already building hype by, you guessed it, attacking Simon on social media.

Farrah took to her Instagram stories to tease her ire for ex-boyfriend Simon Saran.

In her post, she writes over (alleged) messages from Simon.

We should of course acknowledge that any and all social media messages can be faked.

That said, we’re not willing to wager that Farrah knows how to do that.

The fact of the matter is that Simon, in these messages, looks like he’s mostly just reaching out to be nice.

In these chaotic images, Simon appears to have sent Farrah money.

Simon also writes: “I love you & miss you.”

“Ex’s [sic] never get over me,” Farrah laments. “This one is just in line with the rest – BYE.”

As far as we know, Farrah doesn’t have all that many ex-boyfriends.

But we have to agree with her — most people would take a long time to recover from dating her.

“Sending me money again?” Farrah seems to laugh. “I don’t even talk to you $ $ $ $ thanks.”

He also offered to get her some massages, inviting her to let him do something nice for her.

“I feel sorry for his stupid rebound chick who he never liked,” Farrah says.

It doesn’t really sound like she feels all that sorry for Ashley Hannawacker.

If she did, she probably wouldn’t be calling her a stupid rebound chick, right?

Farrah dismisses Simon, writing “BYE” in all caps.

For that matter, she also calls him “Slimon,” fusing his name with the word slime.

It even appears that she has saved his contact information on her phone under that name.

Ouch.

It’s kind of weird for Farrah to be “bashing” Simon by just acting like a huge jerk and showing her followers that he still says and does nice things for her.

But hey, whatever builds hype for Ex on the Beach, we guess.

Ashley Hannawacker and Simon have been together since March.

So far, Simon hasn’t posted anything inflammatory about Farrah.

A few weeks ago, he did share a piece of advice on social media: “Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.”

He doesn’t mention Farrah by name, but that looks like a reference to the Teen Mom Terror if we’ve ever heard one.

As for Ex on the Beach, Farrah and Simon are said to have begun filming a few weeks ago.

Everything should be wrapped up in time to give Farrah plenty of time to prepare for her upcoming boxing match.

Farrah sure does love to fight.

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Amy Roloff: Blindsided by Matt Roloff Rebound Romance!

For the record, Amy Roloff and Matt Roloff got divorced back in the spring of 2016.

Both have moved on to long-lasting, happy relationships and neither has anything especially negative to say about the other in public.

So why are we often writing about tension between the exes? Why does a new report chronicle Amy’s reaction to Matt’s post-marriage romance?

Because the latest run of Little People, Big World episodes have focused on this exact issue, that’s why.

On Tuesday night, for example, Amy and Matt clashed over the business aspect of their relationship, with Matt’s girlfriend having to get involved because she actually manages the family farm.

(Her name is Caryn Chandler and she knew Amy very well before jumping into bed with Matt. Awkward, right?!?!?)

Even though Amy is very happy with boyfriend Chris Marek, she’s acknowledged here and there that it’s weird for Matt to have moved on with Caryn.

“Of course that’s hurtful,” Amy said on air last year, while Chandler said just this past week:

“I don’t want to invade anyone’s space, and the moment Amy doesn’t want me coming around anymore, I won’t.”

Accoring to a new Radar Online report, meanwhile, the reason this situation is so full of tension is because Amy was taken by complete surprise when Matt started dating Caryn.

The romance began pretty shortly after she and Matt filed for divorce.

But feelings may have been developed before then.

“Their bond definitely happened over the years,” an insider said of Matt and Caryn, who recently quit working for the family after 10 years.

So why was Amy so taken aback when the pair started dating?

Explains this Radar source:

“Caryn became this person that Matt felt understood how important the farm was to him, because she was there helping him run the day to day operations.

“But it’s not fair to Amy, she was there raising his kids and running the house, and doing the other half of the duties.”

On the whole, it’s difficult to debate that Matt and Amy have handled their break-up as well as possible.

They continue to work side by side on the farm and also on their TLC reality show, all while dating other people AND living on the same property.

How many people could pull this off, remain sane and remain mostly scandal-free?

It was nearly two years ago exactly when the reality stars released the following statement, confirming their divorce:

After 27 years of marriage, it is with great sadness that we have come to the difficult decision to file for divorce.

We are proud of what we have accomplished together, including raising four wonderful children who have grown to become remarkable adults and building our strong and ongoing successful business.

Matt and Amy no longer share a bed. But they get along mostly well and share two precious grandkids!

This statement was released in June 2016, but the pair had been living apart since early 2014.

“Last year, it was long and tough,” Matt said by way of explanation on the couple’s reality show around this time, adding:

“Amy and I had a lot of tensions, so right around Thanksgiving, I thought I would move over to the [guest] house for a little bit…Amy and I stuck it out for years when maybe we shouldn’t have.

“I never quite felt at home in my own home, so something needed to change.”

As documented below, Matt is finally thinking of leaving this guest house and finding his own place.

With Chandler as his wife? Possibly!

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Rihanna: Hoping to Be Brad Pitt"s Rebound Piece?!

Unless you’ve been shutting out all media in hopes of avoiding any talk of bad hombres and nasty women, you’re probably aware that Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt.

You may also be aware that Pitt is rather popular among the ladies and probably won’t be sleeping alone for very long.

Pitt has probably already rebounded more times than Wilt Chamberlain, which is an analogy that works on multiple levels.

Even so, there’s no shortage of famous women who want to be the special lady to help Brad get over his messy split with Jolie.

Jennifer Garner joked about dating Brad, and Kate Hudson openly said she’d be DTF if Brad gave her a call.

Now, according to Star magazine, Rihanna is the latest female celeb to enter the race for the Pitt Dong.

In an article hilariously titled, “Rihanna Hot To Trot With Brad!” the tabloid claims RiRi has had her eye on Brad for years.

(Hilariously, the piece is sub-titled, “She’s offering Angie’s ex a sexy shoulder to cry on!” Sexy shoulder! HA!)

“You look at Brad Pitt and it’s like, ‘Damn!’” Rihanna allegedly said to a friend, sounding very much like a middle-aged tabloid writer attempting to approximate the dialect of the “urban youth.”

“Now that Angelina Jolie’s kicked Brad to the curb and filed for divorce, RiRi’s romantic fantasies can finally become a reality,” says one insider.

“She’s wanted to get it on with him for years.”

(Ed. note: “Get it on!” Despite appearances to the contrary, these quotes are not taken from an Onion piece parodying celebrity journalism.)

Naturally, the piece goes on to point out that Rihanna recently broke up with Drake, because its operating under the assumption that all single celebrities are within minuted of having sex with one another.

Star claims that Pitt and RiRi nearly hooked up at a benefit concert in New Orleans in 2012, causing Angie to fly into a rage.

“Stay away from that woman!” pissed-Jolie reportedly exclaimed.

“Rihanna’s been a thorn in Angie’s side for years,” says a source.

“She’ll explode if she finds out Brad rebounded into Rihanna’s arms!”

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So if there’s any truth to this story (there isn’t) Rihanna would get to bang Brad Pitt and have revenge on a rival at the same time?

That might earn her an embossed thank you letter from Jennifer Aniston.

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