Kim Kardashian to Scott Disick: Give Kourtney Some Sperm!

According to a previous report, Kim Kardashian wants her sister to get back together with Scott Disick.

This may or may not be true.

But the former sex tape star says herself in the Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip featured here that she wants at least one thing for Kourtney and Scott:

A BABY!

In this sneak peek, Kim is talking to close pal Larsa Pippen when she says the following:

"So Scott just texts me that he wants to have another baby … with Kourtney. I think he just wants one more, and she wants one more."

We never actually see this text, of course.

And it seems somewhat ridiculous to believe that Scott would just text this to Kim — but whatever. Let"s go ahead and suspend disbelief for a few moments.

"She definitely wants more kids," Larsa replies. "If they both want to have more kids, why not have them together? Their kids are gorgeous."

"I mean, it"s like, Scott has a girlfriend, Kourtney has a boyfriend, we get it," Kim says, referring to Sofia Richie and, at the time this was filmed, Younes Bendjima.

"They don"t even have to have sex. It could be IVF."

That"s true, we suppose.

If both sides of this former couple simply want a fourth child, there is a way to make that happen without intercourse.

"When I got pregnant with North, I had no idea if Kanye and I were going to end up together," Kim then admits, adding:

"I was like, "We can break up, but let me just at least have some sperm, so I can have another one, so I could have siblings.""

This is the first time, we believe, that Kim has said anything of this nature.

In the clip featured on this page, though, she takes things a step beyond one conversation with Pippen.

She gets motivated to really push for this Scott-and-Kourtney-have-another-child plan, evidently sending an email to other members of her family.

But… OOPS! Something goes wrong with it!

What does Kim screw up?

Watch this footage to find out!

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Kailyn Lowry: I Wanna Turn a Baby Daddy Into a Sperm Donor!

SPOILER ALERT:

Kailyn Lowry is about to make a confession.

On the upcoming Teen Mom 2: Unseen Moments special Dr. Drew Pinsky, this veteran reality star will confess that she may not be done with one of her baby daddies.

No, she doesn"t want to get back together with him.

No, she doesn"t just want to hook up with him again.

Instead, Kailyn admits on stage, she wants to have a child with an ex via sperm donation.

Why? Which ex? And, once again… why?!?

Scroll down for excerpts from Kailyn"s very revealing interview and help us decide which current baby daddy should also be a future Kailyn Lowry baby daddy…

1. Three is a Charm. But Four is… One More?

This is just basic math, but it’s also sort of what Lowry will tell Dr. Drew at the aforementioned reunion. The reality star will make it clear that she’s at least considered adding to her current brood.

2. To Be Clear, She Has Said This Before

When Kailyn had Chelsea Houska on as a podcast guest in late May, she said she had started to look into sperm banks and wanted a donor who is “tall, dark, and handsome, and maybe has a PhD.”

3. That’s One Idea…

… another would be to use the sperm of Chris Lopez, the father of one-year old Lux. “I really want to write Chris a letter and request [his sperm] so that I have two full siblings,” she told Chelsea on this same episode.

4. This is What She Brought Up Again at the Reunion

“What…you need another kid?” Dr. Drew asked Kailyn when she first made this desire known, to which she replied: “Just one more!”

5. Come On, Kailyn!

Hilariously, even Barbara Evans – Jenelle’s mom, who sat next to Lowry at the time – offered her take on the baby-making endeavor: “Just have one over every night,” she said, causing Kailyn to erupt with laughter.

6. She’s Serious, Though

Lowry isn’t sure this sperm donation thing will happen, but she’s not joking around when she says she isn’t ruling out the possibility. At least she would control when the pregnancy takes place this time, right?

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Lance Bass and Hubby Can"t Decide Whose Sperm They"ll Use for Baby

Lance Bass and hubby Michael Turchin are in the super early baby planning stages … so early, in fact, how they’ll decide whose sperm to use to make the baby’s a competition. We got Lance and Michael at LAX Monday and our guy wanted to talk…

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Megan Fox to Brian Austin Green: Hey, Thanks for All the Sperm!

Is this gorgeous couple ready to pop out yet another child?

Brian Austin Green confessed to wanting, after having four sons, to have a daughter.

And Megan Fox follows up with a humorous post that thanks him for providing her with his DNA. You might need some context for this.

Megan Fox has a fun sense of humor and she’s a fantastic mom.

A decade ago, we might not have believed that we’d one day make that statement, but here we are.

(To be fair, a decade ago, Megan Fox was still largely defined by her role in Michael Bay’s twisted abomination of a Transformers franchise. There are good Transformers stories out there, folks, but you won’t see them in theaters)

Megan Fox, as a mother, is sort of goofy and New Agey about things like pregnancy.

Before Megan Fox gave birth to her third baby, a boy named Journey, she bought a new house because, and we’re not making this up, Megan believed that her unborn child didn’t like the old house.

Like we said, goofy and New Agey.

Of course, Megan Fox has come under fire for her parenting before.

But just by folks who wig out if they see a boy wearing a dress, because fabric has genders or whatever.

Our favorite bit of backlash over Noah’s enthusiasm for Frozen was truly next-level:

“Putting your son in a dress conforming to the gay trans illuminati agenda. Burn in hell witch! You’re sickening!”

That level of belief in multiple conspiracy theories and bigotry combined?

That’s art.

So, on the subject of being a parent, Brian Austin Green was recently interviewed by Dax Holt.

And … Brian Austin Green really wants a baby girl, you guys.

The couple have three sons together:

-Noah, who is 4.

-Bodhi, who is 3.

-Journey, who is about 1.

Brian Austin Green also has a 15-year-old son, Kassius, from a previous marriage. So he has four sons.

Naturally, Dax asked if he was in the market for more.

“I don’t know. I have four boys now, a fifth is a basketball team. So, that would kind of be awesome.”

We didn’t know that basketball teams had five people, so you learn something new every day! Even if it’s sometimes about sports.

“I want a girl. I really want a girl.”

That sounds like something that shouldn’t matter, but whatever.

“I’m worried that if I try I’ll just get another boy. Not ‘just’ ‘cause I love my boys, but I’ll have another boy, and I don’t know if I’m ready for five.”

If you’re ready for five children, you’re ready for five girls or five boys. They both eat food and sleep in beds. Apart from social factors, they’re not that different.

Megan Fox took to Instagram shortly after the interview aired to share her take on it.

“Thank you for donating your DNA to the shared dream of birthing our own colony of teen heart throbs. #mcm #colonymission”

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green got back together a while ago and are both parents, so it’s pretty clear that Megan is joking.

It is, first of all, just a funny caption to write.

Also it’s entertaining to imagine them breeding a small army of future boyband singers and models and what-not.

(With Megan Fox’s genes? Nobody would stand a chance)

But thanking Brian Austin Green for “donating his DNA” is just a couple of rephrases short of “thanks for all the sperm,” which is objectively funny.

Again, though, they’re still in a relationship so this isn’t the thing where people refer to their exes as “sperm-donors” because that’s their only role.

Honestly, rumor about a decade ago didn’t paint a picture of Megan Fox that at all resembled the Megan Fox that we now know and love.

Of course, that “image” that we saw of Megan Fox was built off of her struggle to get along with Michael Bay, who turns out to be as bad at social interaction as he is at making an intelligible, coherent film about giant robotic aliens that turn into vehicles.

(He’s a douche, basically)

Honestly, we love updates on Megan Fox and her family. There’s always something entertaining.

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Florida Woman: Yes, I Tried to Impregnate My Slave with My Boyfriend"s Sperm

Here is a story you don’t read about everyday:

A Florida woman has pleaded guilty to paying $ 3,000 in order to have a Mexican woman smuggled into the United States…

… prior to holding this woman captive for two years and attempting to impregnate her with syringes containing her boyfriend’s sperm.

According to actual court documents (obtained by People Magazine), 47-year old Esthela Clark confessed to a single count of forced labor during an appearance in federal court Monday morning.

The Jacksonville native faces 20 years in jail at her sentencing next month.

Clark paid the aforementioned sum to a group of men (known as “coyotes”) in 2012 for bringing a 22-year-old woman across the border.

The victim was apparently promised $ 4,000 to serve as a surrogate for Clark and her boyfriend.

However, the legal papers indicate she told authorities she was told the process would be overseen by medical professionals, as is often the case in these kinds of situations.

The victim has not been unidentified.

But she explained to federal agents how Clark forbade her from leaving her one-bedroom condominium in Jacksonville, telling her quasi slave that the neighborhood was dangerous and that she “would most likely be killed” if she went outside.

Clark warned this victim that she read Tarot cards and told her that if she ever tried to hide anything, “Clark would find out,” the documents read.

Things get even more disturbing from there.

Other takeaway from the legal documents include:

• The woman was forced to sleep on a mattress in the dining room.


• A week after arriving in the United States, the woman alleges that Clark tried to inseminate her with syringes containing sperm, which had been retrieved from used condoms.


• According to court filings, Clark and her unnamed boyfriend would have sexual intercourse and she would later extract semen from the contraceptive.

We’ll give you a few moments to pick your jaw up from off the floor and/or to go deposit your latest meal in the toilet…

The woman told police that Clark would occasionally inject her three to four times a day with these syringes.

After nine months of impregnation failure, the woman said Clark grew physical and psychologically abusive, forcing her to perform “domestic labor.”

The documents detail this labor as such chores as looking after Clark’s dog and cleaning her residence.

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From there, the victim says Clark began rationing her food because she believed her captive was too fat and that her difficulty getting pregnant stemmed from her excessive weight, according to the documents.

The woman was fed only beans and lost 65 pounds.

“Clark isolated the victim from her family,” a statement from federal prosecutors reads. “She also attempted to collect from the victim’s family the cost she had paid to the ‘coyotes,’ with interest.”

Oh, and then there’s this:

Clark forced the woman “to have sex with two complete strangers through threats of force and coercion,” authorities state on the record, saying she threatened to hurt her family if she ever attempted to escape

A.t one point, Clark made the woman to work in local restaurants … but kept all of her earnings.

After an acquaintance of the victim learned what was going on, she contacted authorities with various sordid, illegal details.

Clark was indicted in 2015 on charges of bringing in and harboring aliens, sex trafficking of children, forced labor and furthering slave traffic.

Neither her nor anyone on he legal team has spoken out on this horrific accusations.

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Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Plays Tom Brady/American Pharoah Sperm Game

The biggest horse breeder/trainer in American says it’s no contest when it comes sperm — American Pharoah’s got Tom Brady beat. Bob Baffert arrived at LAX when our photog asked the burning question … Who’s sperm is more valuable. Check it out…

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Personal Trainer Credits Sperm Smoothies For Insane Body

In a world that’s increasingly fitness- and diet-obsessed, people will try anything … but this sexy personal trainer’s method may surprise you.

Her unusual, all-natural source of protein?

Semen. With other organic ingredients.

Tracy Kiss, a 29-year-old trainer, author, model, blogger, TV personality and social influencer, swears by this unique, beneficial product.

The key to her flawless body, she says, is her daily “sperm smoothie,” which Tracy touts for a variety of health and wellness attributes.

We are not making this up. Don’t even ask.

Her physical well-being, from the inside out, all starts with drinking a sperm smoothie every damn day, and whatever it is she’s doing works.

Just look at the girl for crying out loud …

Beyond the visual evidence, Kiss is reportedly a vegan and a certified nutrition adviser, so she seems to know her stuff in this regard.

Tracy doesn’t always drink it straight up (although she’s not opposed); Kiss mixes it in with seeds, fruit and almond or coconut milk.

According to Kiss, sperm wards off illnesses like the flu, gives her tons of energy throughout her busy day and keeps her very, very happy.

“Sperm is an awesome product and we should stop being so ridiculous about it,” she says, before answering the million-dollar question:

“I’m not there while it’s being made.”

So how is it … made? By whom?

“My friend just brings it round in a container, like a little takeaway tub, and I put it on my face,” she says, begging so many more questions.

“There’s nothing seedy about it,” she adds, pun not intended presumably, and Kiss also confronts the stigma that exists head on:

“I’ve tasted my own bodily fluids.”

“In sexual terms, some people put their tongue up someone’s bum. In relationships, you put fingers in holes, you taste things.”

“You don’t see it as cringe-worthy.”

But, she says with appropriate levels of self-awareness, “when you take away the passion and say it’s scientific, people don’t like it.” 

Kiss doesn’t just guzzle it down, either.

She reportedly advocates for the use of semen face masks – not like gritty, cheating, revenge porn masks, but more for the skin hydration.

With semen, you can fight conditions like rosacea, she says. What’s not to love about staying healthy and happy from organic means?

Experts say you can achieve similar benefits by using egg yolks or other products, but we don’t expect Tracy Kiss to switch over anytime soon.

Nor should she. See pics above.

One wonders if other super hot celebrity bodies (below) are achieved using similarly unconventional tactics, or whether they should be?

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Amber Rose Wants More of Wiz Khalifa"s Sperm

Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa may have finalized their divorce earlier this month, but that doesn’t mean they’re done making babies.

In an interview with People, Rose reveals that she’d love to have more kids with her ex, so much so that she regularly asks him for a sperm donation.

“I literally tell him all the time, ‘Please just give me your sperm. That’s all I want,’” she said.

Rose and Khalifa, who co-parent their three-year-old son Sebastian, ended their three-year marriage in 2013, but remain close and still spend family time together.

When their divorce papers came through last month, the model and the rapper commemorated the event by partying together at a strip club.

However, Rose insisted that it was a celebration of their love, not of their marriage ending.

“Too much fun with my Ex hubby last night & no we didn’t celebrate our divorce we celebrated our love 4 each other cuz that never goes away,” Rose tweeted.

When asked how she and Khalifa can remain so amicable, she didn’t hesitate with her answer.

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“We love our son. So much,” she replied. “And Sebastian is the happiest when we’re together.”

But it sounds like there’s a bit more to it than that.

“Wiz will always be my best friend, forever,” she said. “We’re best friends, we talk on the phone all the time… we’re almost better divorced.”

“He’s the love of my life, that’ll never, ever go away,” Rose added. “But it just couldn’t work out that way.”

So what happened? Well, Rose accused Khalifa of cheating on her while they were married, and those scars don’t heal so easily.

“Maybe in a couple years we’ll get back together and have some more babies,” she said of the future.

Rose is currently promoting her new talk show, The Amber Rose Show, which premieres June 17 on VH1.

Harambe Sperm Will Be Used to Continue Gorilla"s Bloodline

As the Internet continues to debate all the things that went wrong at the Cincinnati Zoo last Saturday, we have an update on Harambe.

The 17-year old was shot and killed by a zoo employee a few days ago after a four-year old boy tumbled into his enclosure.

Following 10 minutes of the 450-pound animal thrashing all around with the boy in his clutches, officials saw no alternative but to take Harambe down with a fatal shot.

They said afterward that the use of a tranquilizer would have made the gorilla angry and the amount of time it would have taken for the tranquilizer to go into effect could have cost the boy his life.

Once again, we present the disturbing surveillance footage from the incident:

Cincinnati Zoo Gorilla Killed to Save Toddler’s Life: Who’s to Blame?

In the days since the unfortunate situation took place, the mother of the child has defended herself and thanked God her son is safe.

The Cincinnati Police Department, meanwhile, has started an investigation into both the mother and the boy’s father (who was not present at the time) to determine whether or not charges of criminal negligence ought to be filed.

This is the latest, however:

According to Cincinnati.com, reproductive biologists from the Cincinnati Zoo’s Center for Conservation and Research of Endangered Wildlife extracted viable sperm from Harambe after he died.

The center plans to use this sperm in its reproductive programs, which includes artificial insemination and genetics research.

In other words: the beloved gorilla may actually live on.

He’ll have the opportunity to father future generations of his endangered species.

“There’s a future,” zoo director Thane Maynard said during a press conference Monday. “It’s not the end of his gene pool.”

There are only 175,000 western lowland gorillas remaining in the wild. The Cincinnati Zoo has actually seen the birth of 50 gorillas overall, with the most recent being Elle. She was born in August 2015.

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In somewhat related news, the world’s most foremost expert on chimpanzees has spoken out on this tragedy.

“I tried to see exactly what was happening – it looked as though the gorilla was putting an arm around the child – like the female who rescued and returned the child from the Chicago exhibit,” Jane Goodall wrote in an email to Maynard, referring to a 1996 incident in which a female gorilla picked up and handed an unconscious eight-year-old to her keepers.

She also expressed sympathy to Maynard for having to defend an action he very much did not wish to take.

“Anyway, whatever, it is a devastating loss to the zoo, and to the gorillas,” Goodall added. “How did the others react? Are they allowed to see, and express grief, which seems to be so important.”

Did Selena Gomez Ask Niall Horan to Be Her SPERM DONOR???

Selena Gomez wants a baby, but she doesn’t want a man.

However, she does need some sperm to make said baby and she wants it to come from Niall Horan, according to Inquisitr.

Reports surfaced in early December of the two hanging out, and making out, but apparently Selena was just sussing him out to determine if he’s biological dad material.

Selena denied any romantic involvement between the two, claiming that they were just friends.

“Oh my god. No,” she said when asked if they were an item. “I love him, I always have. He’s amazing.”

Did you hear that? She called him “amazing.”

Clearly, that translates to “I want my baby to have your DNA! (But not necessarily your love and emotional support.)”

The site reports that Selena is jumping on the trend of women turning to in-vitro fertilization to have babies without the complication of a pesky relationship.

“Selena knows with her celebrity and past relationships that it will be hard to lock down a man,” a source told HollywoodLife. “There is just too much that goes with it.”

“The paparazzi, the constant travel and distance with careers and everything in between that causes a struggle,” continued the source. “Regardless of how her future relationships go, she will be a mother. She would love that experience more than anything.” 

Right. And at the ripe old age of 23, she’d better hop to it and give Niall a cup.

We can’t imagine this story has any merit whatsoever, but we don’t deny that a Selena-Niall baby would be cute as a button.