Showing posts with label Sucked. Show all posts
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Monday, February 19, 2018

Stars Sing the National Anthem: Who Really Sucked?


"… and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air…"


This is a line from the Star-Spangled Banner.


But it can also be paraphrased and applied to a handful of times in which a famous singer attempted to honor his or her country prior to some kind of major event.


What we"re saying here is that some artists have bombed with their rendition of America"s theme song.


Some artists have bombed… HARD.


Whose version remains the most memorable, for all of the wrong reasons? Whose do you consider to be the best of the best?


Listen/watch the following videos and decide for yourself! (NOTE: We saved the undisputed best for last.)




1. Fergie


Fergie national anthem the worst of all time

Fergie attempted a sultry edition of the Star-Spangled Banner at the NBA All-Star Game. As you can see here, it did NOT go over well.



2. Roseanne Barr


Roseanne barr national anthem fail

If Fergie’s performance wasn’t the worst ever, Roseanne’s from 1990 may have. For a very different reason, as you can see above.



3. Pink


Pink sings national anthem grade it

Pink overcame illness and belted out a rendition of the national anthem at the Super Bowl. Watch the performance and hand out a grade now!



4. Ciara


Ciara sings national anthem exposes her cleavage

Ciara pretty much showed off her boobs while singing the National Anthem. Should the artist have covered up more? Or should she have worn even less?!?



5. Lady Gaga


Lady gaga national anthem at super bowl 50

Lady Gaga blew her national anthem out of the park at Super Bowl 50. Watch the performance now.



6. Marlana VanHoose


Marlana vanhoose blind teenager wows with national anthem perfor

Who is Marlana VanHoose? Only a blind singer who left us in awe with this rendition. It’s an absolute must-watch.


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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

LAX Cops Save Dog Sucked Into Escalator

A lucky pooch and its owner escaped near disaster thanks to a quick-thinking civilian and an LAX bike cop, who saved the dog after it’d been pulled into an escalator. A woman and her dog were headed up the airport escalator last week when the dog…


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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Tim Allen Thought Both Alabama Senate Candidates Sucked!

Tim Allen is a bigger fan of the dessert menu at Craig’s than the two guys Alabama had to pick from for U.S. Senator. We got Tim and his wife, Jane, along with Mary Hart and husband/producer Burt Sugarman leaving the WeHo hot spot Tuesday night…


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Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Jahlil Okafor on Fight Video: I Was Mad We Sucked ... and Drunk

Jahlil Okafor is opening about his infamous ’15 streetfight in front of a Boston nightclub — saying he lost his cool hours after the 76ers blew their chance to finally win a game that season.  TMZ Sports broke the story … Okafor went on a…


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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Christian Ponder: I Used To Blame God When I Sucked In NFL

Former NFL QB Christian Ponder says he had a pretty powerful excuse for some of his bad NFL Sundays, ‘cause when he had a tough day at the office, he’d blame God. Ponder and his wife, sports reporter Sam Ponder, sat down at Liberty University…


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Monday, August 14, 2017

Jon Jones Says He Blew His Shot at Meeting Muhammad Ali, "Really Sucked"

Jon Jones says he’s a fool for passing up a chance to hang with Muhammad Ali … and tells TMZ Sports the regret’s still eatin’ him up. In a few words — “That really sucked.” Jones has met a who’s who of legendary fighters in his life…


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Monday, July 31, 2017

Scott Disick Drunk at a Bar: I Want My Dick Sucked!

If you’ve been trying to tell yourself that Scott Disick’s recent string of behavior has all just been an act or some sort of self-parody … prepare for a rude awakening.


Not only does this report say that he was sloppy drunk in public, but it sounds like the guy who claims that he’s not a sex addict was coming across as desperate — at best —  for sex from total strangers.


This guy needs help.



So, as we know, Scott Disick has been drinking and partying to excess on a well-publicized bender that’s basically lasted all year.


Part of that has just been constant drinking to excessive levels.


Scott reportedly only stays sober around his three kids.


Another huge part of that is chasing very, very young models.


All of this would be fine — he isn’t cheating on Kourtney — if he weren’t a father with actual responsibilities.


This is all being publicized, so even if his kids are sheltered from this now, they’ll have to learn about their father’s ridiculous antics eventually.


(Mason is already seven! That’s old enough to pick up on a little news or notice a story in a magazine at a friend’s house)


And then there’s the grim reality that Scott’s ever-intensifying spiral of behavior could result in his death.


That could impact his children for life.


Some children end up following in their parent’s footsteps in the worst way, sometimes in an effort to understand them.


This can’t really be what Scott wants for his children, can it?



In this vicious cycle of self-loathing followed by drinking and then more bad behavior that prompts more self-loathing, Scott seems to be blaming it all on how much he misses Kourtney.


Well, according to what a witness told The Daily Mail, Scott Disick’s behavior is now out of control in ways that impact other people.


Recently, he was at a Hamptons bar and it sounds like he’s lost all semblance of self-control.


“He was sloppy drunk.”


In public? That’s not good. Even at a bar.


Like, this isn’t college — being sloppy drunk around people like this is not a great sign.


But it gets worse.


“At one point he just walked over to two girls and started grabbing them.”


We hear that when you’re a celebrity, they just let you do it.


(We don’t know where he grabbed or if there was consent or not based upon this source’s story, but that could potentially land Scott in legal trouble)


“Then screamed out: ‘I want my dick sucked!"”


Ugh.


Honestly, we’ve been around our share (more than our share) of out-of-control drunk people.


We have never once heard a grown-ass adult yell about wanting oral attention.


That’s usually a frustration that’s going to be expressed by someone who is, like, 12.


And, for the record, that’s sexual harassment in its own right.


It really sounds like Scott needs to get a grip.



Basically, Scott’s behavior is getting worse.


At the risk of sounding like one of those cult-like 12-step programs (we’re not saying that they don’t work for some people, we’re just saying that they’re creepy and not for everyone), sooner or later, Scott is going to hit rock bottom.


It could be that he just wakes up one morning and realizes that he can’t keep doing this or, as his friends fear, he’ll drink himself to death.


It could be worse, though.


Before he reaches that point of realization, Scott might just die.


He could also end up hurting someone else.


For the sake of his kids, we really hope that he’s not too far gone to 



A truly horrible thought occurs to us.


Let’s say that Scott never gets past this.


That he never gets bad enough to receive a wake-up call and either survives or doesn’t.


Think of the number of young women of varying levels of fame he keeps hooking up with — he really seems to be into 19-year-olds at the moment.


What if, in a few years, one of his kids is watching a movie or whatever and they develop a crush, and it turns out to be on, say, Bella Thorne?


You know what, we don’t even want to think about that.


Scott might never get back with Kourtney, but he could at least be there for his kids.


And not be a source of embarrassment or lifelong sorrow for them as they grow up.


Come on, dude.



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Monday, June 26, 2017

Migos and Chris Brown Fight Sucked in Future & DJ Khaled Too

When Migos and Chris Brown’s crews went HAM at a BET Awards after-party, everyone in the vicinity of the violence got drawn into the melee … and that includes DJ Khaled and Future. We just obtained this video of the brawl which started inside the…


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Friday, April 14, 2017

Michael Rapaport Says Tony Romo SUCKED, Wake Up People!

Tony Romo was GARBAGE … so says Michael Rapaport who says he can’t understand why the Dallas Cowboys QB is being celebrated like a hero. Rap just went on a tear against Romo, saying, “Why are they parading Tony f**king Romo around like he found…


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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Charles Barkley to LaVar Ball ... You Sucked Then, You Suck Now (VIDEO)

Charles Barkley says LaVar Ball needs to come to terms with the fact he SUCKED at basketball … and the idea he would beat Sir Chuck in 1-on-1 is straight-up delusional.  The NBA Hall of Famer was out in NYC when he responded to LaVar’s claim…


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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Rob Gronkowski BLASTED By Movie Co-Star ... YOU SUCKED!! (VIDEO)

There is no lovefest behind the scenes of Rob Gronkowski’s new movie — with one of his co-stars RIPPING the NFL star for botching his lines on set … and bailing on promoting the flick. Joanna Krupa says she flew in from Poland for the premiere…


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Monday, March 6, 2017

Jeanie Buss Blasts Brother ... Jim Sucked As Lakers Exec

Lakers honcho Jeanie Buss came out swinging against her brothers in new court docs — claiming Jim Buss was a failure in his role with the team and Magic Johnson must undo the “damage” he caused. Jeanie is clearly furious with her brothers Jim and…


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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Robert Griffin III Says "16 Season Sucked ... "Gonna Make Sure We Don"t Go 1-15 Again" (VIDEO)

Vacation is over for Robert Griffin III — the Cleveland Browns QB says he’s already snapping back into training mode because he’s gotta make sure the team doesn’t suck in 2017. RG3 had been relaxin’ in Bora Bora with his girlfriend, Grete Sadeiko…


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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Amber Rose Talks First Threesome: It Sucked!

Amber Rose often speaks openly about her sex life, and some of her fans may have assumed that the ex of both Kanye and Wiz Khalifa likes to get seriously experimental in the bedroom.



Not so, says the 32-year-old model/media personality, who’s visibility is at an all-time high these days thanks to a number of new high-profile gigs.


Back in June, The Amber Rose Show premiered on VH1.


Last month, we learned that Rose will compete on Dancing With the Stars in the show’s upcoming 23rd season.


Last night, saw the debut of the Loveline with Amber Rose podcast.


It’s hard to imagine where Rose finds the time for all these jobs, but there’s one thing that she apparently won’t be making time for at any point in the near future:


As she revealed last night, Amber is no fan of threesomes – at least of the girl-guy-girl variety.



She discussed her first and only three-way experience with co-host Dr. Chris Donaghue on last night’s Loveline.


“We kinda just got together it was a guy and a girl and it was f–king horrible,” Amber said.


“It was the worst. It was horrible. I am literally having sleepless nights,” she added.


“I felt the pressure, getting older, to experience new things and I did it against my better judgment because I talk about sex a lot.”


Rose says that the experience simply didn’t meet her intimacy standards:


I hated it. Because I feel like I am a very passionate lover and I like that one-on-one passion,” she explained. 


“With the threesome I felt like there was no passion. There was no kissing and rolling around. All those moments were not there.”



Rose maintained her sense of humor about the experience and even remarked that she’d attempt a threesome again – but only with a different configuration:


“You know what maybe I’ll call my baby daddy tonight,” she joked.


“I won’t do it again. Maybe if it’s two guys but not with another girl.”


Amber says her fans might be surprised by how traditional her tastes are in terms of sex acts:



“I feel like I’m just such a nerd in the bedroom. People really think that I have orgies all day and, like, I do these crazy sex acts,” she said.


“I’m like, ‘I’m really just a normal girl."”


Of course, Rose recently told a TV audience that she enjoyed having ex-husband Wiz Khalifa “put his babies” on her face, so we think it’s safe to say she’s no prude.

Amber Rose Talks First Threesome: It Sucked!

Amber Rose often speaks openly about her sex life, and some of her fans may have assumed that the ex of both Kanye and Wiz Khalifa likes to get seriously experimental in the bedroom.



Not so, says the 32-year-old model/media personality, who’s visibility is at an all-time high these days thanks to a number of new high-profile gigs.


Back in June, The Amber Rose Show premiered on VH1.


Last month, we learned that Rose will compete on Dancing With the Stars in the show’s upcoming 23rd season.


Last night, saw the debut of the Loveline with Amber Rose podcast.


It’s hard to imagine where Rose finds the time for all these jobs, but there’s one thing that she apparently won’t be making time for at any point in the near future:


As she revealed last night, Amber is no fan of threesomes – at least of the girl-guy-girl variety.



She discussed her first and only three-way experience with co-host Dr. Chris Donaghue on last night’s Loveline.


“We kinda just got together it was a guy and a girl and it was f–king horrible,” Amber said.


“It was the worst. It was horrible. I am literally having sleepless nights,” she added.


“I felt the pressure, getting older, to experience new things and I did it against my better judgment because I talk about sex a lot.”


Rose says that the experience simply didn’t meet her intimacy standards:


I hated it. Because I feel like I am a very passionate lover and I like that one-on-one passion,” she explained. 


“With the threesome I felt like there was no passion. There was no kissing and rolling around. All those moments were not there.”



Rose maintained her sense of humor about the experience and even remarked that she’d attempt a threesome again – but only with a different configuration:


“You know what maybe I’ll call my baby daddy tonight,” she joked.


“I won’t do it again. Maybe if it’s two guys but not with another girl.”


Amber says her fans might be surprised by how traditional her tastes are in terms of sex acts:



“I feel like I’m just such a nerd in the bedroom. People really think that I have orgies all day and, like, I do these crazy sex acts,” she said.


“I’m like, ‘I’m really just a normal girl."”


Of course, Rose recently told a TV audience that she enjoyed having ex-husband Wiz Khalifa “put his babies” on her face, so we think it’s safe to say she’s no prude.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Ray J to Kanye West: Remember When Kim Sucked My D?

Last Friday night, Kanye West debuted his music video for the track "Famous."


And it was unlike anything anyone has ever seen before.


This is not an exaggeration… unless you"ve previously seen a video that featured Kim Kardashian nude, and George W. Bush nude, and Taylor Swift nude and Ray J nude.


Click below for an uncensored look at a still from the video.



Soon after releasing this NSFW footage upon the universe, Kanye basically issued a challenge to all the celebrities whose likeness.


Go ahead and sue me, he said.


TMZ, meanwhile, caught up with Ray J and his manager this week and asked for a response to Ray J being one of the stars who is naked in the video.


It doesn"t sound as if the artist at the center of the Kim Kardashian sex tape will be suing Kanye any time soon..


… but his manager will at least be making some scary and hilarious threats.



"Tell that [N Word] he a long way from Chicago," Wack 100, Ray J"s music manager, says at one point.


He also makes multiple references to Ray J"s penis having at one time been inside Kim Kardashian"s mouth.


Oh, yes. He goes there.



What else does he have to say? Find out now:


Ray j reacts to kanye west video remember when i banged your wif

Thursday, October 1, 2015

14 Times Wendy Williams Has Totally Sucked as a Person


Wendy Williams appears to exist for one reason and one reason only:


To voice loud, obnoxious, often baseless rants against every celebrity out there, attempting to stir various pots and start various feuds just to increase her ratings and make her feel relevant.


It"s a lame tactic and it"s one that continually gets on our nerves.


Below, we present 14 times Wendy Williams has totally sucked as a human being for this reason:




1. FAKER!!!


Faker

Wendy actually accused Kim Zolciak of faking a stroke because she believes that the reality star was trying to garner sympathy in order to stick around Dancing with the Stars. She lacked any proof or basis for this claim.



2. Wendy Williams SLAMS Bruce Jenner in Transphobic Tirade: His Poor Kids!


Wendy williams on bruce jenner sex change

Wendy Williams shocked her audience with her comments on Bruce Jenner’s sex change. Did she go too far? Click on the above headline to find out.



3. Wendy Williams SLAMS Kris Jenner: What a Greedy Viper!


Kris jenner red carpet photo

Wendy Williams has said Kris Jenner is a greedy “viper.” We don’t disagree, but what exactly have you done, Wendy? Click on the above headline to read this story.



4. Wendy Williams on Julianne Hough in Blackface: Mormonism is No Excuse!


Julianne hough halloween costume

Remember when Julianne Hough went blackface as part of her Orange is the New Black costume? Not the best idea, but not worthy of the rant Wendy goes on here. (Again, click on headline for more.)



5. Wendy Williams: Fire ALL The Real Housewives of Atlanta (and Everywhere Else)!


Wendy williams fire the real housewives

Why does Wendy believe ALL Real Housewives ought to be fired? You need to click on the story above to find out.



6. Wendy Williams to Kanye West: How About Spending Some Time With Your Daughter?!


Wendy williams talks kanye west

Williams took issue at one point with how little time Kanye West spends with his daughter. It’s unclear how she had any idea how much time he actually spends with his daughter.


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